The Temple Bar: Where The F@ck did the Summer Go? UYMFA, That's Where!

[UberBeaver]

do you not share?

Share what? The chicks or the coke?



True story: No.

 

[redhotswami]

Share what? The chicks or the coke?



True story: No.

i'd only let her pick one. can't have EVERYTHING ya know.

 

[redhotswami]

tell her i'm bringing pecan pie.

 

[Thora]

Thora! I just realized Jonathan Coulton was at your music fest. Did you see him?

Nope. He was scheduled to be on with Kristen Schaal (Mel from FotC), but the only time that we were free when they were on, they weren't there! That was so maddening. I was really looking forward to that, but for some odd reason they weren't there yesterday.

 

[redhotswami]

awww. JC is a nice guy, and really great live. That's too bad. I didn't know Mel was a musical act too! I would've loved to see her perform.

 

[Thora]

awww. JC is a nice guy, and really great live. That's too bad. I didn't know Mel was a musical act too! I would've loved to see her perform.

She definitely does comedy, I'm not sure about music. She was supposed to be on with Johnathan and a guy named Anthony Jesselnik, whom we did see at another comedy thing.

 

[UberBeaver]

MAKE IT STOP!








Sorry. My bad.

 

[redhotswami]

*stops*

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

MAKE IT STOP!








Sorry. My bad.

*punches you in the face*

Oops, not you. Sorry.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

*stops*

Hamma TIME!

 

[UberBeaver]

OK, carry on.

 

[redhotswami]

Hamma TIME!

actually, superfreak is the song im learning to play this week.

 

[phillyfan26]

1 down. 181 to go.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

1 down. 181 to go.

Wow, you have the days of school countdown already?

Any good teachers, classes, cute girls in class?

 

[phillyfan26]

It can't come soon enough.

My schedule is much better than last year, at least I have a lunch.

There are plenty of cute girls, so no worries. Now it's up to me to be the Boom King.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Well if you have a 1983 keyboard then you sir, are well on your way.

Shit, the people in your class weren't even alive yet in 1983 were they?

 

[phillyfan26]

Not even in 1989 .

The two girls I'm closest to are both in relationships, which presents a bit of a problem.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Not even in 1989 .

The two girls I'm closest to are both in relationships, which presents a bit of a problem.

Yikes.

Well, it's only September, so by Thanksgiving I bet at least one of those girls will be single.

 

[phillyfan26]

I said that by summer they wouldn't be together in December.

Both relationships are over a year old.

It would take Jim Halpert to break this shit up.

 

[UberBeaver]

Who needs Jim Halpert when you got wife beater T-shirts, sunglasses and some chewing gum. Roll into class like you own the joint. Sing some KISS songs. Chicks dig that.

 

[Reggie Thee Dog]

Who needs Jim Halpert when you got wife beater T-shirts, sunglasses and some chewing gum. Roll into class like you own the joint. Sing some KISS songs. Chicks dig that.

Beav is so right on this one pfa...trust me on this one...

Sing this song:..."Meet, meet you in the Ladies Room"...killer stuff...

 

[phillyfan26]

I don't wear wife beaters because they reveal that I don't have well-toned biceps. I wear T-shirts because of my toned forearms resulting from a lot of guitar playing.

Other than that, sounds like a plan. I'll feel like Sweet Lou in Grind (long story as to how I ended up watching that movie, but the reference works nonetheless).

 

[Reggie Thee Dog]

Curls will help the biceps...start slowly and then build the weight up.

And we all know that well-toned forearms come from...uh....waxing the monkey....

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Reg had the best toned forearms when I met him

 

[Reggie Thee Dog]

Reg had the best toned forearms when I met him

Straight up, be-otch...

 

[phillyfan26]

Reg had the best toned forearms when I met him

Take a guess at how that happened.

 

[UberBeaver]

Take a guess at how that happened.

His wife let's him have a monkey? Bullshit. I get no monkeys, no coke whores, no nothing. It's like I live in a...a uh....one of those places where you can't have anything. Like Poland or Russia. Fuck.

 

[Reggie Thee Dog]

Dude, your wife's mean!!

My wife insists I wax my monkey on a regular basis... She says it's a stress reliever for her... Anyhow, I've got an appointment tonight on the Internet to wax the sucker again...

Tell your wife to give you back your monkey...

 

[Reggie Thee Dog]

Take a guess at how that happened.

Curls...

 

[phillyfan26]

My ADD hurts my ... waxing ability.