The Temple Bar: We'll give you christmas spirit...UYMFA!!!!

[~BrightestStar~]

No longer must you wander aimlessly in search of free drinks.

That's right folks! While the Octagon may be long gone or simply dormant in the darkest depths of the Lemonade Stand, there's a new club on the scene. We have some fresh competition in the neighbourhood!

It may or may not be a giant lemon.

It's the cool new place everyone is talking about...

The Temple bar.....Would you join us?

~ Bri, Zootle n' Friends

Merry Christmas Folks.
Free drinks for one and all, they're all on Zootles.

 

[~BrightestStar~]

And just cause this cracks my shit up....


An interference Xmas:

Santa sitting at his big old desk
About to start an interference quest
Figuring out who's naughty or nice
Well Santa Claus listen to my advice

Uberbeaver's man breasts might sag
And, yes, he is a big douche bag
But please get him a gift, no need for a card
Just reunite Led Zeppelin in his backyard

Now Unico knows nothing about pizza
But if you like Carbon Leaf she'll be glad to meet ya
Choosing her gift's been easy from the start
She likes stuff decorated with unicorns and hearts

Now PFan is local MC
Who does not play rap, unbelievably
Now what would make this kid automatically grin
Let a Philly area team finally fucking win

Our next person is named Snowbunny
She tries and tries but is so rarely funny
Now what to her can we bequeath
How about a lifetime supply of Keith's?

Reggie thee Dogg likes to hang around
When he posts typos abound
What sort of gift would make Reggie react?
Get his son a major league contract

Who's up next? It's Vintage Punk
Sarcastic girl, talks a lot of junk
But what gift would make her sing?
Watching a Jays game with Stephen King

Brightest Star is the PM Queen
and like Reggie, she's a typo machine
So what does a witty girl get?
A free round trip ticket to Tibet

Lila64 is a West Coast gal
Maddie is her daughter, and her pal
Sorry Lila, no gifts for you
Why, you ask? You're a freaking Jew!

Redkat pops in sporadically
She's a busy lady, can't you see
What's she doing? None of yo' bizness
Now get that girl a case of Guinness

I think that's enough peeps for the night
So get started Santa, no oversights
I think I'll state my last Holiday wishes
Have a very UYMFA X-Mas





Thanks for making those round trip tickets Pokey, you really must be in the holiday mood.

 

[No spoken words]

And just cause this cracks my shit up....


An interference Xmas:

Santa sitting at his big old desk
About to start an interference quest
Figuring out who's naughty or nice
Well Santa Claus listen to my advice

Uberbeaver's man breasts might sag
And, yes, he is a big douche bag
But please get him a gift, no need for a card
Just reunite Led Zeppelin in his backyard

Now Unico knows nothing about pizza
But if you like Carbon Leaf she'll be glad to meet ya
Choosing her gift's been easy from the start
She likes stuff decorated with unicorns and hearts

Now PFan is local MC
Who does not play rap, unbelievably
Now what would make this kid automatically grin
Let a Philly area team finally fucking win

Our next person is named Snowbunny
She tries and tries but is so rarely funny
Now what to her can we bequeath
How about a lifetime supply of Keith's?

Reggie thee Dogg likes to hang around
When he posts typos abound
What sort of gift would make Reggie react?
Get his son a major league contract

Who's up next? It's Vintage Punk
Sarcastic girl, talks a lot of junk
But what gift would make her sing?
Watching a Jays game with Stephen King

Brightest Star is the PM Queen
and like Reggie, she's a typo machine
So what does a witty girl get?
A free round trip ticket to Tibet

Lila64 is a West Coast gal
Maddie is her daughter, and her pal
Sorry Lila, no gifts for you
Why, you ask? You're a freaking Jew!

Redkat pops in sporadically
She's a busy lady, can't you see
What's she doing? None of yo' bizness
Now get that girl a case of Guinness

I think that's enough peeps for the night
So get started Santa, no oversights
I think I'll state my last Holiday wishes
Have a very UYMFA X-Mas





Thanks for making those round trip tickets Pokey, you really must be in the holiday mood.

I have my moments.

 

[redhotswami]

Can that be permanently added to the first post?

 

[redhotswami]

holy shit there are carolers here!!!! all these years of christmas at this house and there've never been carolers. i saw candle lights and i thought that frankenstein was hiding in our bushes or something. then i heard a guitar and muffled singing. wow. and now my c key is being stubborn.

 

[snowbunny00774]

I have my moments.

 

[No spoken words]

holy shit there are carolers here!!!! all these years of christmas at this house and there've never been carolers. i saw candle lights and i thought that frankenstein was hiding in our bushes or something. then i heard a guitar and muffled singing. wow. and now my c key is being stubborn.

That's pretty cool.

 

[snowbunny00774]

In case y'all missed this

if anyone wants to prove their love for me I'm a 7 and I'll give you my address for shipping

http://www.3wishes.com/boots.asp


I'd like:
Patrol
Referee
Roxy
Racer
Referee
Gogo (both B&W)
Santa Baby
The boot cuffs in pleather and fur.

Thanks, you don't have to buy them all at once

holy shit there are carolers here!!!! all these years of christmas at this house and there've never been carolers. i saw candle lights and i thought that frankenstein was hiding in our bushes or something. then i heard a guitar and muffled singing. wow. and now my c key is being stubborn.

sweet - I've never had carolers here. very nice.

 

[No spoken words]

In case y'all missed this



sweet - I've never had carolers here. very nice.

Go ahead and PM me your address. I dare you.

 

[redhotswami]

it was nice. as apathetic as i am today about christmas, that was kinda neat to see

 

[snowbunny00774]

Go ahead and PM me your address. I dare you.

you're in dangerous territory here.

 

[redhotswami]

what's that liz? you want the liberty boots? i'll be sure to post them along with your cookies.

 

[No spoken words]

it was nice. as apathetic as i am today about christmas, that was kinda neat to see

Bingo. I'm obviously not Christian, but, I like the holiday season. It's been nice being back in a cold weather climate for XMas, just seems more fitting. If Carolers came by, I'd totally go outside and listen.

Snow, I mean what I say. I'll do it and I'll do it happily. I don't think that you'll actually send it, though. That's what I think.

 

[redhotswami]

well if you're in the giving spirit, i'll take the boots with hearts and unicorns on them. any color will do. size 8.5. that's right, i'm a big girl. i can crush liz with my bare toes.

 

[No spoken words]

I should get you that bag.

 

[redhotswami]

that bag was the most gorgeous bag i've ever seen in my life

 

[No spoken words]

I'm getting you that bag, then.

 

[redhotswami]

nah, don't get me the bag. liz needs boots! she said she likes the liberty style. she loves america.

 

[No spoken words]

nah, don't get me the bag. liz is the needy one get her something

Oh, I can do both. One has nothing to do with the other.....but, if you do not want the bag, then you will not get the bag.

 

[snowbunny00774]

i can crush liz with my bare toes.

I love the latest The Chanukah Song Part 3, adam sandler just makes me laugh a lot.



Bath time , I'll be back. I'll be a more mellow me*.






I know I know, your thinking how is that possible

 

[redhotswami]

i do love the bag, but you don't have to get it for me, is all. i'd feel uncomfortable unless i could also offer you a gift. i'm guessing you don't like hearts, unicorns, or bags. so what will it be?

 

[No spoken words]

i do love the bag, but you don't have to get it for me, is all. i'd feel uncomfortable unless i could also offer you a gift. i'm guessing you don't like hearts, unicorns, or bags. so what will it be?

Surprise me.

 

[snowbunny00774]

*nah, don't get me the bag. liz is the needy one get her something *


:evilsquintyeyes:




is it wrong to wear a tiara ALL the time?

 

[redhotswami]

deal! i'll come up with something. don't know what yet, but it'll be good!

 

[No spoken words]

*nah, don't get me the bag. liz is the needy one get her something *


:evilsquintyeyes:




is it wrong to wear a tiara ALL the time?

Answer your PMs.

 

[redhotswami]

*nah, don't get me the bag. liz is the needy one get her something *


:evilsquintyeyes:




is it wrong to wear a tiara ALL the time?

i was trying to mask my neediness with yours then i changed it bc i thought it was too obvious. but you both saw anyway. i'm not good at trying to play passive-aggressive.

 

[No spoken words]

deal! i'll come up with something. don't know what yet, but it'll be good!

I have no doubt. Remember, the more immature the gift, the better I'll like it.

Oh, a nice new professional bag I can use to carry my work items to and from.....um, thanks.

What's this, a remote control helicopter!?!??! THANKS!!!

 

[redhotswami]

i know your style, you like to space moon it. i've already got some sweet ideas. this is fun!

 

[No spoken words]

I'll be back a little later.....

 

[redhotswami]

me too. no matter how much i try to sweeten the mood, i dont think the bag of presents is gonna hook up with the bag of wrapping supplies