The Temple Bar: The BeavBaby has arrived

[UberBeaver]

I'm doing great. Tired as a ... real tired dude, but great. Look at this kid:

What's awful is that she was less than 24 hours old and already I was trying to find ways to annoy her. I'm awful. But I can't help it, it's my nature.

 

[RavenBlue]

Nah, we all have U2 songs we don't like. It's The Sweetest Thing and Babyface for me. I really really try to like those songs, but when they come on shuffle I usually skip 'em

Aww Beav, she's precious! Congrats! What's her name?

 

[Thora]

Aww She's so adorable!

 

[redkat]

awwwww she's so precious

have you smelled her breathe yet? it's the sweetest thing

 

[UberBeaver]

it's the sweetest thing

Why you starting shit w/ RB? WTF? She says she don't like a song so you go throw it in her face. Not cool, man, not cool.

Yes, I have though. It's so clean. Later it smelled like formula, but when they sleep, yeah. And they have soft skin.

I went and checked out Wild Honey. I don't like it. Nor do I like Sweetest Thing.

 

[UberBeaver]

Aww She's so adorable!

Thanks. Sometimes she crunches up her face and I swear she looks like a linebacker. She has a perfectly round head though, which is odd for non-C section babies (or so I'm told). She's cool. I like her. She's a keeper.

 

[redkat]

oh yea it's only sweet if they aren't drinking formula

formula isn't something you wanna be smelling

 

[Zoots]

She's so cute, Beav!

 

[redkat]

She's beautiful. Hope mom's doing well, get some rest before they come home

I'm off

 

[RavenBlue]

'Night Kat

 

[UberBeaver]

Thanks Zoots.

Formula tastes nasty. It looks like chocolate milk, so I got all excited. But it doesn't taste like chocolate milk at all. False advertising bastards. However, it's probably the healthiest thing I've had (aside from Guinness) in 9 months. I have to lose like 30lbs now.

 

[Reggie Thee Dog]

Like Lila said yesterday...first poop...

And the Dad always has to change that diaper...well, at least I did with both my kids...

Man, my kids seem so old now compared to the Baby Beav. Congrats to Mrs. Beav and Big Daddy Beav!!

 

[UberBeaver]

Thanks, Reg. Time goes fast.

I don't think I witnessed that first dump, I believe that happened when the staff had her. lol, owned.

 

[redkat]

almost asleep then the phone rings

the first one's like tar beav, you're lucky you missed it

 

[No spoken words]

That's a cute little baby, Beav. Mazel Tov!!!

 

[UberBeaver]

almost asleep then the phone rings

 

[UberBeaver]

That's a cute little baby, Beav. Mazel Tov!!!

Danke Sheine!

 

[Lila64]

She's adorable Beav!

The first tar poop for us happened in the hospital. I believe they were showing us how to change a diaper when it happened

And I'm not a fan of Wild Honey either
But 'Sweetest Thing' is alright.

Forgive me my grammatical error earlier Reggie ray:

 

[Angela Harlem]

I am beyond irritated today. Major mood swing alert!


Anywayyyys,


Congrats UberBeav and wife!

I second the congrats! Or 3rd, 4th, whatever, by the time this is quoted Congrats guys. Bubs

Ms 78, how are you holding up? I thought of you earlier, dont be creeped out by that I was thinking of bubs and thought of you and yours. Are you feeling lots of sickness?


I wont offer an empty cure. I dont think there is one. I drank pink milk throughout both mine and just rode it out.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

I'm dying of ness overload, Beav, and I have the non-mommy gene.

But really, she's precious.

I just gave myself a snow day. Fuck it, it's terrible out there and it's a lot nicer indoors.

 

[VintagePunk]

Everything's cancelled here, too. And it's still snowing.


She's gorgeous, Beav!

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Wonderful!

It's not snowing anymore here, but the roads are one big clusterfuck. After sliding for the umpteenth time and not even being five minutes into my commute, I said "fuck it" and turned back around.

Is it spring yet?

How's your mom doing?

 

[greeneyedgirl]

the gal next-door has the exact same truck as me, and she can't get out of the drive.....
so i'm staying home.
nobody in their right mind would go to the mall on a day like this anyway

 

[VintagePunk]

I went to see her yesterday around noon, and then again in the early evening. She's doing well, thanks.

It didn't look *that* bad out from my window when I went around supper time, but a couple blocks away, I was beginning to rethink my decision to go. The good thing is, there weren't that many cars on the roads by that time, so it was all good.

 

[Reggie Thee Dog]

You guys are freaks out there, man.

Beav, that was a page right outta my book!!!

 

[greeneyedgirl]

Pimp Daddy Quick

 

[redkat]

You all and your snow days make me sick

 

[greeneyedgirl]

snow

I can't believe how many places are closed today.
Even some of the Wal-marts are gonna stay closed until 6pm

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Now I'm bored.

Guess I can work on my paper and study some more.

 

[Reggie Thee Dog]

Hey April...I notice you're really into "Your Ex-Lover Is Dead" lately...

Is there something you're not telling us here...