The Temple Bar - Speculate why MUYFA will be a commercial success....UYMFA!!

[UberBeaver]

Good call - although the race before I brought a basket of peaches and the team ate them all, this weekend I brought a basket of nectarines, assholes didn't finish it.

No taste I tell you

I should have mailed the leftovers to you :charitable:

Did you win when you brought the peaches? Maybe if those fuckers had finished the goddamn Nectarines you would have won. Follow up: Did you really bring a "basket"? Or is that a term one would use even though the contents were actually in a plastic bag. Know what I mean?

 

[redhotswami]

Nectarines > Peaches. OPINION.

that's bc peaches come in a can. they were put there by a man in a factory downtown.

 

[Lila64]

Fruit! Viva le nectarine!

We have an apricot tree. When they're ripe, we have about a thousand and don't know what to do with them. We eat as many as we can, give them away to family/friends,... I don't know how our peach tree is (do we still have one ) I think we have a nectarine one too. I prefer less fuzz on my fruit

 

[UberBeaver]

that's bc peaches come in a can. they were put there by a man in a factory downtown.

If I had my way, I'd have nectarines everyday. U C WUT I DID THAR???

 

[gvox]

Guys, in other news I was so smashed Saturday night that when I finally made it home I couldn't find the stairs to come log on and grace you with my drunk ass self. So I had messy sex instead and then passed out.

 

[gvox]

Follow up: Did you really bring a "basket"? Or is that a term one would use even though the contents were actually in a plastic bag. Know what I mean?

Naw, we have baskets of peaches here in Canada. That's why we're #1.

 

[UberBeaver]

Fruit! Viva le nectarine!

We have an apricot tree. When they're ripe, we have about a thousand and don't know what to do with them. We eat as many as we can, give them away to family/friends,... I don't know how our peach tree is (do we still have one ) I think we have a nectarine one too. I prefer less fuzz on my fruit

lol, when I was in high school - I went to a boarding school - and there was this kid there, he was short and fat and he wore a green bathrobe at night, so they starting calling him "Grape Ape" cause he looked like a grape. Anyway, one night he was dreaming and he yelled out, "BUT I DON'T WANT TO BE AN APRICOT!" and everytime I see an apricot I think of that.

 

[snowbunny00774]

Did you win when you brought the peaches? Maybe if those fuckers had finished the goddamn Nectarines you would have won. Follow up: Did you really bring a "basket"? Or is that a term one would use even though the contents were actually in a plastic bag. Know what I mean?

Basket - the little cardboard baskety things they have in the grocery stores and they hold 15 or so.

 

[Lila64]

true story dat, RITE?

lol, when I was in high school - I went to a boarding school - and there was this kid there, he was short and fat and he wore a green bathrobe at night, so they starting calling him "Grape Ape" cause he looked like a grape. Anyway, one night he was dreaming and he yelled out, "BUT I DON'T WANT TO BE AN APRICOT!" and everytime I see an apricot I think of that.

 

[Thora]

One of the managers in my department is going on a Timmy's run for all of us. Monday is turning out to be not that bad after all!

 

[snowbunny00774]

lol, when I was in high school - I went to a boarding school - and there was this kid there, he was short and fat and he wore a green bathrobe at night, so they starting calling him "Grape Ape" cause he looked like a grape. Anyway, one night he was dreaming and he yelled out, "BUT I DON'T WANT TO BE AN APRICOT!" and everytime I see an apricot I think of that.

I wish you'd brought a taping device to school




Gabe, until I have messy sex again there will be no further mention of it in this thread. K?
Hopefully you'll be able to post about it again some fing time this decade

 

[UberBeaver]

True Story. And no, I was not the grape kid. I had red, so I look liked a blood clot.

I can't think of anything to say in the drug thread that won't set people off. Ironically, if it were FYM I could get away with it because those people don't pay attention to me, which is nice. But in there, it's just not worth it. I don't want to ruin someone's day, you know?

 

[snowbunny00774]

OMG - I'll never ba able to look at you and not think blood clot-apologies in advance

I don't want to ruin someone's day, you know?

never thought I'd see that in this thread, my how we've matured!!

 

[Lila64]

some people in the FYM threads make my blood boil

lf64

 

[gvox]

Gabe, until I have messy sex again there will be no further mention of it in this thread. K?
Hopefully you'll be able to post about it again some fing time this decade

Have your people call my people?

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

That U2 On Drugs topic is scary, sad and funny all at once.

This response in particular:

I think all of their albums have been influenced by drugs as Bono's love for Ali is like a drug.

made me throw up a little in my mouth

 

[Reggie Thee Dog]

Have your people call my people?

Drunk, messy, stairwell sex...

Think Diane Lane in 'Unfaithful'....

 

[UberBeaver]

never thought I'd see that in this thread, my how we've matured!!

Well, the difference is that if I were to "ruin" a day for, say NSW's- or Zoots - Elfa, etc - it'd be no big deal, they'd get over it, tell me to STFU and move on. However, there are some people here that are more "fragile" - and to ruin their days would quite literally, ruin their day- like they might lose sleep and shit. And I don't want to do that to them. They got troubles enough as it is. Their souls need a little helmet. And then Sicy would have to send me a PM telling me to stop that, and then I'd in turn be forced to go to the holding tank and come up with hyperbolic tales of Sicy to win back her favor. It's a trouble for all involved.

 

[Reggie Thee Dog]

made me throw up a little in my mouth

 

[UberBeaver]

Think Diane Lane

/thread.

I dig her.

elfa - that one was bad - but honestly, maybe not the worst. I'm going back in.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

I'm going back in.

Better wear a poncho...

 

[snowbunny00774]

Drunk, messy, stairwell sex...

Think Diane Lane in 'Unfaithful'....

OI!!! did I have sex in the last 5 mins??? Unfortunately no , and it's not for the lack of stairwells...we don't want this to be a loooonnnnggggeeeerrrr week than it has to be, so shush <----like him, see?

 

[snowbunny00774]

This response in particular:



made me throw up a little in my mouth

what.the.hell??

 

[Lila64]

This response in particular:



made me throw up a little in my mouth

I just saw that

I liked the Back to Manilow comment
And Headache's.

Drunk, messy, stairwell sex...

Think Diane Lane in 'Unfaithful'....

 

[Reggie Thee Dog]

OI!!! did I have sex in the last 5 mins??? Unfortunately no , and it's not for the lack of stairwells...we don't want this to be a loooonnnnggggeeeerrrr week than it has to be, so shush <----like him, see?

My bad snow...

 

[snowbunny00774]

My bad snow...

<-----this is a ridiculous smiley, honestly

 

[Reggie Thee Dog]

<-----this is a ridiculous smiley, honestly

I prefer this one......same sorta sentiment...

 

[snowbunny00774]

where do mushrooms fall in there Beav?

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

where do mushrooms fall in there Beav?

I already pointed out he failed to include 'ludes

 

[BoMac]

There was an unfortunate comment in the deluxe format thread in EYKIW that I, thankfully, took care of.