The Temple Bar - Putting Staplers in Jello and Bringing Sexyback

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VintagePunk said:


Ancient sex. Sex from days of olde. :sigh:

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Both of those short sentences make me laugh, and either could be a song title or a short story title. Maybe someone has used one of these in PLEBA:

"Sex from days of olde:

I was at the movies all by myself. Again. Sigh. 39 years old and a day before my 40th birthday, I'm at a matinee, in a mostly empty theater, to see "Mannequin" a romantic film from the 30's.....just to experience some filmic sex from days of olde. Eventually, a man sat down right in front of my seat. I was just about to ask him if he could please move, as I'm only 5 foot 1, when he turned around and said "Mind if I join you??" And it was Bono!!! What was Bono doing in a movie theater in Green Bay, Wisconsin???? Before I could reply, he got up and sauntered his way over to my row, to the seat next to my left and fixed his.....penetrating......gaze upon me, with just the hint of a smile playing at the corners of his lips.

I'll post part 2 next week!!!!"

:)
 
UberBeaver said:


Please don't.




That places scares the fuck outta me (and I don't mean Green Bay) precisely because of shit like that. It's freaky. Every now and then I wander in there and WHOA, freaky town.
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"I'll post Part 2 next week" was inside the quotes, Beav....meaning the fictional author wrote that, not me. Do you think I'd have typed that up if I was not so thoroughly scared and freaked out about some of the goings on in that fucking forum?
 
No spoken words said:


Both of those short sentences make me laugh, and either could be a song title or a short story title. Maybe someone has used one of these in PLEBA:

"Sex from days of olde:

I was at the movies all by myself. Again. Sigh. 39 years old and a day before my 40th birthday, I'm at a matinee, in a mostly empty theater, to see "Mannequin" a romantic film from the 30's.....just to experience some filmic sex from days of olde. Eventually, a man sat down right in front of my seat. I was just about to ask him if he could please move, as I'm only 5 foot 1, when he turned around and said "Mind if I join you??" And it was Bono!!! What was Bono doing in a movie theater in Green Bay, Wisconsin???? Before I could reply, he got up and sauntered his way over to my row, to the seat next to my left and fixed his.....penetrating......gaze upon me, with just the hint of a smile playing at the corners of his lips.

I'll post part 2 next week!!!!"

:)
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OMG :lmao:

However, any Pleban worth her salt would know that Bono is only 4'10" and not capable of blocking anyone's view of anything. ;)
 
LarryMullen's_POPAngel said:


I stopped by before school - I have initiative. :wink:

Angie come back. :love:

Hope everyone's feeling better and such - hopefully that virus the bar caught has gone away.

Off to clean and relax for a bit. I'm tiiiiiired but still going out tonight.

:wave:
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Holy Crap! I forgot about this thread and return to find you boozehounds have filled it with 300+ replies!

I love it!
:love:

:wave:
 
Yay! I completed my ethics course.

I'm sure that any potential employer will recognize the value of a course that allows the participants to print off their own certificate upon completion. :up:
 
hi everyone! i dont think ive talked to many of you before :lol:
no time like the present. :D

i am anna. i cant think of what else to say about me. other than i am deeply engrossed in a large project of procrastination.

..no time to stop!

hope everyone who is ill feels much better very soon!
:hug:
 
Bye NSW :wave:

My 2 puppies were relatively calm for the 1st 10 months of their adorable little lives. But now they're becoming insane. They're shih-tzu/terrier mixes. I call them my little shih-tzu terrors. :crack:
 
daygloeyes2 said:
Bye NSW :wave:

My 2 puppies were relatively calm for the 1st 10 months of their adorable little lives. But now they're becoming insane. They're shih-tzu/terrier mixes. I call them my little shih-tzu terrors. :crack:
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awww they are so cute. I wish we could have a dog but it's a crap area to have one.
 
No spoken words said:


I'm at 3,600 songs and climbing....proud of most....not so proud of others. I'm not exactly bragging to people that there are 6 Duran Duran songs in my Itunes, but, they're there....and they're staying.

:)
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:shifty:




Two words for you NSW....Rush kicks some fuckin' ass!!!! :rockon:


Don't go VP...I just got here :sad:
 
No spoken words said:


"I'll post Part 2 next week" was inside the quotes, Beav....meaning the fictional author wrote that, not me. Do you think I'd have typed that up if I was not so thoroughly scared and freaked out about some of the goings on in that fucking forum?
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I knew it was the fictional writer saying "...next week." And the "please don't" was the fictional "me" in that forum.
 
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