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[elevated_u2_fan]

Really! Who talks in movies? That drives me nuts. No one cares if you would bang the chick on screen. She wouldn't do you. <-- note the period at the end of that sentence. It means that this case is closed. There is no other possible outcome.

thank you! I had to listen to these teen-aged retards go on and on during I Am Legend…

If you want to talk shit, isn’t it cheaper to sit in a coffee shop?

 

[Dalton]

I like to tell kids that they need to learn how to be more respectful cause America is crumbling and soon they will all be working for the Chinese. And they are BIG on respect.

 

[U2democrat]

Teenagers make me wonder why humanity has continued to reproduce.

 

[UberBeaver]

Really! Who talks in movies?

People that are trying to drive you nuts?

 

[redhotswami]

I like to tell kids that they need to learn how to be more respectful cause America is crumbling and soon they will all be working for the Chinese. And they are BIG on respect.

I'm gonna use that.

 

[Dalton]

Teenagers make me wonder why humanity has continued to reproduce.

Cause they are so damn cute when they are little.

 

[U2democrat]

Scary thing is, it's true China literally pwns us.

 

[Dalton]

People that are trying to drive you nuts?

No kidding? Then I guess its entirely accurate when I call them unsuccessful nobodies cause they ARE succeeding at pissing me off?

 

[redhotswami]

holy fuck i just realized im off on monday!

 

[U2democrat]

That's when I start up again

We get 5 week winter breaks, but holidays off? no.

 

[redhotswami]

No kidding? Then I guess its entirely accurate when I call them unsuccessful nobodies cause they ARE succeeding at pissing me off?

but they don't know that you're pissed. they just think they're one of your daily asskickings that you dish out. they should be so lucky!

 

[lynnok]

 

[Dalton]

Yikes. What'choo got?

 

[UberBeaver]

Is that Calamine lotion in your avatar?

 

[Dalton]

Is that Calamine lotion in your avatar?

Get the spray. Get the SPRAY!!!!!!!

 

[lynnok]

I have chicken pox, I look like a poppyseed roll. Adults shouldn't be allowed to have this ever.

 

[Dalton]

Lynnok, if you list your symptoms I will diagnose you with some terrible, life threatening disease!

 

[Dalton]

I have chicken pox, I look like a poppyseed roll. Adults shouldn't be allowed to have this ever.

WTF? How did you miss that as a kid?

I was coverd from elbows to ass crack. Not good.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

I have chicken pox, I look like a poppyseed roll. Adults shouldn't be allowed to have this ever.

yikes... isn't that supposed to be like... lethal for adults?

 

[phillyfan26]

Teenagers make me wonder why humanity has continued to reproduce.

Yeah, I think if my parents had waited till I got to my teenage years, the other three of us wouldn't have come along.

 

[lynnok]

Don't you WebMD me. You'll be telling me I have parrot fever or malaria.

 

[phillyfan26]

I think it told me I had kidney failure when I was trying to diagnose my upper back aches.

WebMD

 

[Dalton]

Don't you WebMD me. You'll be telling me I have parrot fever or malaria.

Parrot fever? Malaria? Do I strike you as a WebMD amateur?

You'll have something much worse than that.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

Parrot fever? Malaria? Do I strike you as a WebMD amateur?

You'll have something much worse than that.

ebola, stage 3...

 

[lynnok]

Yep it's calamine, I'm currently filling a wetsuit with it. I wish I had it as a kid cause I feel lousy. I have to go to the Dr. because its in places you can't see without instruments (pardon that) I went to get gas and milk today and some old lady started yelling at me about what I had. I grabbed her hand and thanked her for her concern and told her leprosy. Now I'm back home.

 

[Dalton]

Huh. The good news for you is, that no matter how bad I make your symptoms, you don't have anything you can die from.

Congrats. You're gonna live. You'll be miserable for several days, but alive.

 

[Dalton]

I grabbed her hand and thanked her for her concern and told her leprosy.

If I weren't married I would sell all that I owned to come and find you!

 

[lynnok]

If I weren't married I would sell all that I owned to come and find you!

Great. Bring milk cause I grabbed skim by mistake. Skim milk is just colored water.

 

[redhotswami]

Yep it's calamine, I'm currently filling a wetsuit with it. I wish I had it as a kid cause I feel lousy. I have to go to the Dr. because its in places you can't see without instruments (pardon that) I went to get gas and milk today and some old lady started yelling at me about what I had. I grabbed her hand and thanked her for her concern and told her leprosy. Now I'm back home.

how much longer?

 

[Dalton]

Woah. Gentlemen, I'm not sure if you are aware of this, but there is an entire different set of symptoms if you check 'female'.

Does anyone know what "Vaginal Prolapse" is? Not good. Not good at all.