The Temple Bar: For good times, just add alcohol and shake

[~BrightestStar~]

No longer must you wander aimlessly in search of free drinks.

That's right folks! While the Octagon may be long gone or simply dormant in the darkest depths of the Lemonade Stand, there's a new club on the scene. We have some fresh competition in the neighbourhood!

It may or may not be a giant lemon.

It's the cool new place everyone is talking about...

The Temple bar.....Would you join us?

~ Bri, Zootle n' friends.

 

[Reggie Thee Dog]

Aah Bri...you're the finest...


Here's a big for you...

 

[Lila64]

 

[VintagePunk]

And kisses. Drunk ones.

 

[Sad_Girl]

Bri!!! I leave for an hour and I come back to discover you've run of to the bar with VP?!?

 

[Reggie Thee Dog]

I like it Lila comes in...I mention that we've PM'd and *BAM* she's a 'slut'!!! I know I shouldn't laugh but it's so damn funny.

Lila's really innocent....

Especially in that leather dominatrix outfit...

 

[~BrightestStar~]

 

[~BrightestStar~]

Bri!!! I leave for an hour and I come back to discover you've run of to the bar with VP?!?

I uhh...I uh...


You know you're my one true love!



But...but...she's drunk


and her antics lured me away!




You've returned

 

[Lila64]

I like it Lila comes in...I mention that we've PM'd and *BAM* she's a 'slut'!!! I know I shouldn't laugh but it's so damn funny.

 

[~BrightestStar~]

btw,...

You truly get pleasure from this, don't you?

Yes, yes I do.


Have another drink.

 

[VintagePunk]

Okay, here's Paula Cole's opus. Aka: my stripper song.


Feelin' Love

Love, love

You make me feel like a sticky pistil,
leaning into a stamen
You make me feel like a mister sunshine,
Himself
You make me feel like splendor in the grass,
While we're rollin',
Damn skippy baby
You make me feel like the Amazon's runnin' between
my thighs

CHORUS:

You make me feel love, love, love, love, love
love, love, love, love, love
You make me feel love, love, love, love, love
love, love, love, love

You make me feel like a candy apple
All red and horney
You make me feel like I wanna be a dumb blonde
In a centerfold, the girl next door
And I would open the door and,
I'd be all wet
With my tits soaking through this tiny little t-shirt,
That I'm wearing
And you would open the door and tie,
Me up to the bed

Chorus

Lover, I don't know who I am OOohhh
Am I very wide? Am I hot inside? Ohhh,
Lover, I'm glazed with your compunctions
Oh baby babe babe baby
I will be your Desdemona ahhhhh,

Take your time

You make me feel Ahaa
You make me feel WooWoo baby
You make me feel Ahaa mmm
You make me feel loved

 

[VintagePunk]

Bri!!! I leave for an hour and I come back to discover you've run of to the bar with VP?!?

It's Reg. We're under his spell, dammit.

 

[Reggie Thee Dog]

Okay, here's Paula Cole's opus. Aka: my stripper song.


Feelin' Love

Love, love

You make me feel like a sticky pistil,
leaning into a stamen
You make me feel like a mister sunshine,
Himself
You make me feel like splendor in the grass,
While we're rollin',
Damn skippy baby
You make me feel like the Amazon's runnin' between
my thighs

CHORUS:

You make me feel love, love, love, love, love
love, love, love, love, love
You make me feel love, love, love, love, love
love, love, love, love

You make me feel like a candy apple
All red and horney
You make me feel like I wanna be a dumb blonde
In a centerfold, the girl next door
And I would open the door and,
I'd be all wet
With my tits soaking through this tiny little t-shirt,
That I'm wearing
And you would open the door and tie,
Me up to the bed

Chorus

Lover, I don't know who I am OOohhh
Am I very wide? Am I hot inside? Ohhh,
Lover, I'm glazed with your compunctions
Oh baby babe babe baby
I will be your Desdemona ahhhhh,

Take your time

You make me feel Ahaa
You make me feel WooWoo baby
You make me feel Ahaa mmm
You make me feel loved

Wow...OK....

 

[Reggie Thee Dog]

It's Reg. We're under his spell, dammit.

Oh yeah...it's MY fault...

 

[the rockin edge]

LEMAAAAAWWN

 

[Sad_Girl]

 

[~BrightestStar~]

You make me feel like a sticky pistil,
leaning into a stamen

Plant sex?


That's dirty.



Almost as dirty as selfing.


(and no one is gonna get the joke )





Btw, that song.....holy crap

I like it Lila comes in...I mention that we've PM'd and *BAM* she's a 'slut'!!! I know I shouldn't laugh but it's so damn funny.

!!

 

[Sad_Girl]

Tre?!?!? Is it you?

 

[Reggie Thee Dog]

Is that tre I see?

 

[VintagePunk]

Wow...OK....

 

[Lila64]

LEMAAAAAWWN

 

[the rockin edge]

Tre?!?!? Is it you?

surprised?

 

[VintagePunk]

Hey Tre

 

[~BrightestStar~]

No, I'm not talking about you reg.....

LEMAAAAAWWN

I really don't understand why some people always forget the all important lemawn.

 

[VintagePunk]

Oh yeah...it's MY fault...

Oh, like you seem to mind it.

 

[the rockin edge]

well you should be talking about him

hey everyone, whats going on tonight?

I really don't understand why some people always forget the all important lemawn.

i know!

 

[~BrightestStar~]

I'd rather be talking about you

hey everyone, whats going on tonight?




i know!

It's shameful.




How you doin?

 

[the rockin edge]

nah, lets talk about you

How you doin?

doin good, today was payday.

how you doin?

 

[Reggie Thee Dog]

Re: nah, lets talk about you

doin good, today was payday.

how you doin?

Nice of you to ask...oh wait...er...

You recording again?

 

[Reggie Thee Dog]

Oh, like you seem to mind it.

Me...like it


Well kinda...


VP!!!