You guys went for walks and runs?? I didn't :guilty: I will go tmw before work though. I did update the shuffle so I have good tunes for it ( and not Hasselhoff
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Were the neighbours as bad as you thought Beav? Did they send you running to Barry?
redkat said:
Snow- I think it's hilarious and sweet in a twisted way that they would want to help you find the right guy
They meant well - and they did make sure that the criteria had stuff for me and them!!
Here's some of it, I might as well share it here so you guys can have a laugh too!!
Examples -
Poker Player - (i.e. Can play nice with Steve)
Clean - (i.e. will not piss Liz off by leaving dishes in sink)
Outdoorsy - (wants nothing more than to spend weekends at the cottage with Liz & Steve & Pauline; appreciates a good fire and cheap beer, knows the difference between a spinning reel and a bait caster and has at least two of each)
Considerate - (never asks "can I get you one too?" or "would you like some more wine Liz?" - just simply brings another beer for Steve regardless of how full his present one may be and fills up the wine glass for anyone with that is less than 3/4 full)
Must be Family Oriented (i.e. Will Without Complaint - Do any yard work needed for Liz, her family or anyone she knows)
Music Lover (i.e. Will not guffaw when Liz attends "The Irish Tenors" one week and "Quiet Riot" the next)
Adventurous (is not afraid of anything; has uttered the statement "this is probably not a good idea, but..." at least 34 times;has broken something as a result of previous statement; "Beer for breakfast? Sounds good!" is part of his vernacular)
Good Listener (i.e. Will listen without judgement when Pauline and Liz talk about their friends)
Handyman (i.e. Will 'Add Value' to Liz's Handywoman tendancies without taking over...Preferably handy on the electrical side)*
Errand Runner (i.e. Will run out and get more wine when Pauline & Liz have run out)
Funny (i.e. Can laugh at himself, Can add value to Liz & Pauline's hilarity)
Attractive (i.e. Cute, Ruggedly Handsome, OR "There's just something about him...")
Babysitter (i.e. Will welcome Tucker as his own when he gets dumped at Liz's)**
*I live in a century home and am often upgrading or renovating, and I don't know a lot of electricians.
** Their black lab, who I often watch when they are out of town.
Like I said - they meant well!!
And to go back to my mom's and play more of Super Mario Bros. 2 - I felt like I was in a time warp when she hooked that thing up and I remembered how to play the damn thing. 
