The Temple Bar - :bonocrab: is going UYMFA!

[mad1]

just, dont do it honey

dont turn yourself in for robbing that old lady the other week












*pulls Dave's handbrake up hard*



























I gotta stop this car somehow!

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

In other news, women is crazy people.

Change the "women" part to "men" and I agree.

BoMac's getting pretty defensive there April, I think he's hiding something...

You've got a point there. You could also be upset and trying to turn us against each other after his comment in the cock thread about you.

WHY MUST YOU STAND IN THE WAY OF TRUE LOVE????? WHY??? /fcl

 

[mad1]

Elfa, how is the new couch lookin, is it in total bits now thanks to Nip?

 

[DaveC]

*pulls Dave's handbrake up hard*

Hey now, we just met each other, that's awfully forward of you!

 

[mad1]

dont worry, its hardly gonna break Dave, its that strong.

 

[DaveC]

dont worry, its hardly gonna break Dave, its that strong.

Have you been spying on me?

 

[mad1]

no, but, hold on


*chops Dave's handbrake open in one go*




now take a good look, see all that in there? thats what makes it so strong!

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Have you been spying on me?

 

[DaveC]

 

[mad1]

now we know all about Dave.


Elfa, I should introduce him to the 'hot chick' I had up earlier, eh?

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

It was so easy, I had to go for it.

 

[DaveC]

now we know all about Dave.


Elfa, I should introduce him to the 'hot chick' I had up earlier, eh?

Knowing your track record I've already figured out who you're talking about:

 

[mad1]

how the fuk did you get that photo of me!

 

[DaveC]

It was so easy, I had to go for it.

You saying I'm easy?
















The correct answer is "yes"

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

You saying I'm easy?
















The correct answer is "yes"

Duh.

 

[mad1]

right, gnite folks

*kisses April on the lips*

*kisses Sicy on the cheek*

bye all

 

[DaveC]

I should never have agreed to write this paper for my friend. It's due tomorrow, and after a week of research I'm finally ready to start writing. Ony 1800 words to go!

ETA: Night Maddie

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

I should never have agreed to write this paper for my friend. It's due tomorrow, and after a week of research I'm finally ready to start writing. Ony 1800 words to go!

I hope they're paying you handsomely for it.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

right, gnite folks

*kisses April on the lips*

*kisses Sicy on the cheek*

bye all

where's my kiss?

 

[Thora]

I hope they're paying you handsomely for it.

No doubt! You're a good friend to do that for someone!


See ya, maddie!

 

[DaveC]

I hope they're paying you handsomely for it.

200 bucks for a 5-page essay. Not bad.

It always seems so much better of an idea though until you have to actually sit down and write the thing. I remember now exactly why I do NOT miss school.

 

[DaveC]

where's my kiss?

Here you go, buddy:

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

Here you go, buddy:

Dave, I had no idea...




I'm flattered, maybe a little curious

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Dave, I had no idea...




I'm flattered, maybe a little curious

 

[DaveC]

Dave, I had no idea...




I'm flattered, maybe a little curious

I wouldn't be too curious, my asshole has been sown shut to keep out crabs.

And from what I've heard of the exploits of Elfa, anti-crab prevention is a must.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

 

[BoMac]

You should be a lawyer.

BoMac's getting pretty defensive there April, I think he's hiding something...

I have always been upfront with April. We hide nothing from each other.

You've got a point there. You could also be upset and trying to turn us against each other after his comment in the cock thread about you.

WHY MUST YOU STAND IN THE WAY OF TRUE LOVE????? WHY??? /fcl

I have no idea. Probably jealous.

I'm flattered, maybe a little curious

SHOCKING.

/sarcasm

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

lawyer = more money for my plane ticket to vegas

SHOCKING.

/sarcasm

Have I told you yet today how much I adore you????

 

[BoMac]

Have I told you yet today how much I adore you????

You just did.

But, am I just a bank to you? I do not intend to be used so you can go railskank yourself in Vegas.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

You just did.

But, am I just a bank to you? I do not intend to be used so you can go railskank yourself in Vegas.

Nooooooooooooooooo

I'd never railskank myself in front of you, baby.

Shit that reminds me, I need to tell NSW how I take my margaritas. That douchebag promised me some in the GA line in Chicago.