The Random Seinfeld Quotes Thread

[~LadyLemon~]

Mulva?

 

[LMP]

I'm sorry, the card says "Moops"

 

[maro_chik]

"You know, we're living in a SOCIETY here!"

 

[~LadyLemon~]

Summer of George!

 

[LMP]

GET OUT!

 

[impy13]

You're killing Independent George!

 

[LMP]

I WAS IN THE POOL!

 

[Lila64]

"I think it moved."
- George, in "The Note"


"Who's gonna turn down a Junior Mint? It's chocolate, it's peppermint -- it's delicious!"
- Kramer, in "The Junior Mints"

 

[phillyfan26]

stan the caddy

 

[FitzChivalry]

JERRY: I can't date someone just like me. I can't stand me!

ELAINE: Ahhhh, there's nothing more sophisticated than diddlin' the maid.

PUDDY: Don't bosss me! See, this is why you're going to hell!

ELAINE: JOHN F. KENNEDY, J-U-N-I-O-R-!

 

[LMP]

She's got the Jimmy legs.

 

[mdw3935]

Jerry: "She had man-hands!"

 

[FitzChivalry]

She's a low-talker.

 

[FitzChivalry]

He's a high-talker.

 

[YBORCITY]

He's a close talker

 

[LMP]

She's a two-face.

 

[YBORCITY]

Jerry : Elaine, do you know what this means? There's only a thin vail of Gabardine between him and us?

Kramer : I'm out there and lovin' every minute of it. In fact I'm like a poor white child roaming the country side.

 

[YBORCITY]

Kramer : Or is it that your whole world is crashing down all around you?

 

[LMP]

I'm flopping Jerry!

 

[FitzChivalry]

JERRY (to George): "Basically, I think I'm exactly like you . . . only successful."

 

[Lila64]

You're an anti-dentite!

 

[FitzChivalry]

KRAMER: "K-K-K-K-K-Kenny. Kenny? Kenny? KENNY!"

 

[Lila64]

"Are you Master of your Domain?"
"I am King of the County. You?"
"Lord of the Manor."
"I'm Queen of the castle!"
- Jerry, George and Elaine, in "The Contest"

 

[~LadyLemon~]

"You're not Chinese you know!!"

"They're real and they're spectactular!"

 

[one4u2]

Mulva?

"Please pass the mutton"

1 mulligatony (SP?) please

 

[one4u2]

"You're going to be the first pirate!"
- Kramer, to Jerry, in "The Puffy Shirt"

"You're a shmoopy."

Hello, Vandaley enterprises"

"Yada... yada... yada..."

 

[LMP]

Seinfeld, you magnificent bastard.

 

[phillyfan26]

The interrogation scene...

"You're a weed. Society is filled with them. And you're killing all the pretty flowers."
(Kramer balling)

 

[YBORCITY]

Or Did I just Blow your mind?


Or is it that your whole world is crashing down around you?

 

[FitzChivalry]

JERRY: Tub is love.

GEORGE: Tub is love?

JERRY: Tub is love.