Sox fan buys wrong Journey album
Traumatized Beverly resident: 'Journey really sucks'
The Daily Heckle, Friday, October 28, 2005
The classic Journey song "Don't Stop Believing" was the unofficial theme of the 2005 White Sox, so when South Side fan Mike Walters decided to buy the CD, he thought he was purchasing a timeless reminder of the Sox run to the pennant.
Unfortunately, Walters bought the wrong Journey album.
"I could have sworn it said 'Don't Stop Believing' was on the play list," he said, glancing in disbelief at his new copy of Frontiers. "Turns out it just said 'From the band that brought you 'Don't Stop Believing.' What a ripoff."
Walters realized his mistake only after he tried to listen to the Sox theme in the comfort of his Beverly townhome.
"I'm listening to the songs and it's 'Send Her My Love'-this and 'Faithfully'-that," said Walters. "Then it hit me: Journey really sucks."
Walters' problems grew deeper when he tried to return the CD to the downtown Borders where he bought it, only to find the store has a strict policy against the return of opened merchandise.
Stuck with an unwanted CD, Walters said he plans to use it as a gag gift for his office's upcoming holiday party.