The Octagon Bar: Yesterday We Woke Up Sucking A Lemon

[u2bonogirl]

*catches one of aprils glasses and hurls it out the door*
the rest of the world should suffer with us

*calls godiva and orders a shipment*

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

such wisdom is had to come by
I would much rather have my big ass then a void in my jeans

Amen to that!

 

[Zoots]

If there are any shot glasses left at all, I'd like a Jager please!

 

[starsgoblue]

no because I usually cant keep my mouth shut
ever had a day when you wanted to strangle a lineup of people?

Like a woman today who ordered a grande frappucino and then made it a venti...so of course there ended up being confusion....and she stomps up to the counter all pissy that she got a grande when she ordered a venti. I didn't even say anything, just opened the register and gave her all her money back. And she did that fake/insincere, "Oh no, I can't take it. Just give me the difference" (After being bitchy cause she was late for a meeting---then why the hell did you come in to get a coffee if you'relate! That's not my problem! ) And I said, "Just take the money already will ya!?" I couldn't take it. So much for 'people skills' today....

 

[u2bonogirl]

If there are any shot glasses left at all, I'd like a Jager please!

we've only a few left for hurling
have a flower vase instead

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

*orders more shotglasses*

















*for hurling*

 

[u2bonogirl]

Like a woman today who ordered a grande frappucino and then made it a venti...so of course there ended up being confusion....and she stomps up to the counter all pissy that she got a grande when she ordered a venti. I didn't even say anything, just opened the register and gave her all her money back. And she did that fake/insincere, "Oh no, I can't take it. Just give me the difference" (After being bitchy cause she was late for a meeting---then why the hell did you come in to get a coffee if you'relate! That's not my problem! ) And I said, "Just take the money already will ya!?" I couldn't take it. So much for 'people skills' today....

dont I know that well
theres a bitch of a teenage girl that comes in all the time and orders...then changes what she ordered after shes gotten her fucking frappuccino. It goes from a tall strawberries and cream to a venti something or another
the last time she did it I told her I heard her order and to get out of the way of the other people waiting for their drinks

 

[starsgoblue]

*looks around*

I really don't like that wall there...

*takes up a sledghammer*

 

[Zoots]

Flower vase full of Jager... I mean No, that's evil.

*Orders shipment of plastic shot glasses specially for hurling*

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

*looks around*

I really don't like that wall there...

*takes up a sledghammer*

 

[starsgoblue]

Oh and then someone in line today said they didn't like U2...I pointed to the door and said, "get out". He laughed....I was being serious.

 

[starsgoblue]

*tosses up a watermelon in the air and smashes it for a test swing with the sledgehammer*

*patrons run for cover from flying watermelon pieces*

 

[Zoots]

*looks around*

I really don't like that wall there...

*takes up a sledghammer*

stars, you're on fire today!








I'm strangely turned on.

 

[u2bonogirl]

Oh and then someone in line today said they didn't like U2...I pointed to the door and said, "get out". He laughed....I was being serious.

I sympathise completely.
Somebody made a nasty comment about bono one day and I politely told them that no matter what they think, he still smells divine from up close. They they blushed and wanted to know how I knew that

 

[starsgoblue]

*snarls*

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Flower vase full of Jager... I mean No, that's evil.

*Orders shipment of plastic shot glasses specially for hurling*

No, no, no.... We need glass, so that you get that satisfying shattering sound when you throw it against the wall.


*picks up shotglass*


I'd duck if I were you.


*throws glass, shatters into a tiny little splinters across bar*


*grabs axe*

Now, to do some real damage...

 

[DaveC]

You guys are smashing up the bar?



*grabs a bottle of Jagermeister and a bottle of Goldschlager and mixes 'em up into one gigantic jug of Liquid Cocaine*

*scampers off to a couch to celebrate his EXTREMELY good fortune tonight*

 

[starsgoblue]

BYE

 

[u2bonogirl]

*snarls*

*kisses rebekah full on the lips and waits for a reaction*

 

[starsgoblue]

Hmm.....girl lips....

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

You guys are smashing up the bar?

That we are. Have an issue with it? Come talk to me.



Or not.

 

[u2bonogirl]

Hmm.....girl lips....

nice

*grabs a golf club*

 

[Zoots]

*grabs a bottle of Jagermeister and a bottle of Goldschlager and mixes 'em up into one gigantic jug of Liquid Cocaine*

*scampers off to a couch to celebrate his EXTREMELY good fortune tonight*

The girls are on fire tonight, man!

*steals some of Dave C's Liq Coke mix and settles himself on another couch... far far away from the hurling*

 

[DaveC]

Dont you just love days that seem like the shit is never going to stop, then all of a sudden one single event reverses the whole shit-train and makes the whole day incredible??

 

[starsgoblue]

Dave....we get freakin get it already!

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

 

[u2bonogirl]

no shit
our shit train hasnt left the depot yet

 

[starsgoblue]

*dons Bonos conductor hat*



I don't even think that could cheer me up right now...

 

[DaveC]

Yeesh, fine already.

Who shit in your breakfast this morning?

 

[starsgoblue]

Hmm, no ticket?

*waves goodbye*