The Octagon Bar: Yesterday We Woke Up Sucking A Lemon

[She Is Raging]

My eyes!

The Horror!

 

[pax]

I've always wanted a David Hasselhoff Paper Airplane.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

 

[ewen]

I've always wanted a David Hasselhoff Paper Airplane.

:: phones the men in white coats again ::


make that two, thanks, bye.


:: returns to hot tub ::

 

[pax]

But if they cart me off to the funny farm, you'll be all alone in the hot tub, and that would suck.

 

[U2Girl1978]

I want one!

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

I'm ready, ready for the laughing gas...
I'm ready, ready for what's next...

 

[ewen]

But if they cart me off to the funny farm, you'll be all alone in the hot tub, and that would suck.

don't worry, they read my j-j-j-urn-ee-al.


i'll be joining you

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Aaaand we have the next bar title.



The Octagon Bar: Come Join Us - We're All Fucking Crazy!

 

[pax]

don't worry, they read my j-j-j-urn-ee-al.


i'll be joining you

A co-ed funny farm...

 

[ewen]

 

[pax]

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

 

[U2Girl1978]

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

 

[pax]

Okay, kids, time for me to clear out.

es for Ewen...I'll be home shortly, dear.

 

[U2Girl1978]

I'm so thirsty.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

*drags out hot tub, cranks up hose, fills tub with margaritas*

 

[u2bonogirl]

:gettingdrunk:

 

[~LadyLemon~]

Saturday night was my friend's bachelorette party. No more booze for me for a while.

Or at least til the weekend

 

[u2bonogirl]

mine will be very tame
Im not old enough to drink
and the only naked body I want to see is my husbands

 

[pax]

My perfect bachelorette party would be going to a hockey game with my sisters and my girlfriends, and then coming back to someone's house, eating pizza, getting drunk, and watching girly movies.

 

[u2bonogirl]

that sounds like a blast
Tim had fun at his party. They went and drove golf balls, hit at the batting cages, and had cigars and steak in the smoking room of a nice restaurant.
Im not sure what Im doing but Im going to be wearing my tiara and some sort of audrey hepburn looking gloves. We'll probably go out to eat and see some sort of a show somewhere.
Maybe have a girly sleepover and watch old movies
Im not as adventurous as I used to be

 

[~LadyLemon~]

and the only naked body I want to see is my husbands

At the first bar, we were playing a game called "That Guy!" (www.thatguygame.com) that I bought Lisa for the party. Before we hopped into the limo to reach our next destination, Lisa ran over and yelled--oh my god, this guy sitting at the bar who matched one of my cards just showed me his balls!

Ah, good stuff. I'm hoping to post some photos on my journal very soon.

 

[u2bonogirl]

thats funny
how on earth did she get him to show her his balls?
or are guys eager to flaunt their junk?

 

[U2Girl1978]

Guys are very eager to flash their junk around.

 

[Zoots]

*flash*

I mean... Hi all.

 

[u2bonogirl]

Its true!
Ive just had an epiphany
This explains a lot of things to me

 

[U2Girl1978]

The humidity is pissing me off.

I'm off to bed. Goodnight all...

 

[u2bonogirl]

*throws herself in the pool to drown*