The Octagon Bar: With New Heart-Shaped Hot Tub

[DaveC]

*runs*

 

[pax]

The muffled strains of "Velvet Dress" can be heard from outside the hot tub room.

 

[pax]

Dreadsox wishes me to inform everyone that he stumbled in here by mistake. He thought this was the Octagon Hair Removal Clinic.

Carry on.

 

[DaveC]

is the hair blocking ds' ability to speak too?

 

[pax]

Apparently so.

Now, back in the hot tub with you.

and me

 

[DaveC]

you're the greatest ever.

 

[pax]

How can I top that?

You are the brightest and warmest spot in the darkest, coldest nights there are.

 

[DaveC]

you're schmoopy!!

 

[starsgoblue]

*runs into the bar*

Someone get me a drink! I just had the most mortifying moment of my life!

 

[pax]

What's wrong, stars?

:: makes a very strong Jack and Coke ::

 

[starsgoblue]

*takes a huge gulp*

It's so embarrassing....

 

[pax]

You can tell your Octagon friends. If you want.

 

[starsgoblue]

Ok...I'm sure you guys will love the humor in this. I would...if it wasn't me.

So, I had to work earlier this evening and since I just answer phones I decided to just wear a sweatshirt and my beloved flannel PJ pants. Well after work I stopped at the local gas station (it was very busy) to get a few things and then as I was unlocking my apartment door a neighbor I haven't met yet walked by and I said "Hi".

I realized shortly after arriving home that the back left side of my pants had ripped from top to about the knee area. Who knows how many people got a peep of my Victoria Secret undies tonight.....


Go ahead and laugh.

 

[pax]

You poor kid.



Have another Jack and Coke, sweetie. It's on the house.

 

[starsgoblue]

*gets a big straw*


Thanks Pax.

 

[pax]

No problem, babe. We're generous people here in the Bar tonight.

 

[pax]

Generous people who are off for one more swim in the hot tub with their sweeties before bed, that is.

 

[starsgoblue]

 

[DaveC]

 

[pax]

Parting is such sweet sorrow.

:: shakes off wet hair, bolts a southern blue, casts one last longing look at the hot tub ::

'Night, y'all.

 

[starsforu2]

** Walks into the bar looks side to side and sees that it's empty **

I don't like this hit and miss posting Although I'm enjoying my mini-vacation, I do miss the gang.

** Pours coffee to start the day **

I'll be back behind the bar tomorrow night. Time to wreak havoc for one more day in Denver

** Pours coffee into travel mug and heads for the exit **

 

[pax]

I'm also drinking coffee. Can't be getting wrecked at work.

 

[u2bonogirl]

Ok...I'm sure you guys will love the humor in this. I would...if it wasn't me.

So, I had to work earlier this evening and since I just answer phones I decided to just wear a sweatshirt and my beloved flannel PJ pants. Well after work I stopped at the local gas station (it was very busy) to get a few things and then as I was unlocking my apartment door a neighbor I haven't met yet walked by and I said "Hi".

I realized shortly after arriving home that the back left side of my pants had ripped from top to about the knee area. Who knows how many people got a peep of my Victoria Secret undies tonight.....



nice one honey. Hey, us pleba girls are made for embarrasment. at least you didnt have a bunch of people watching you belly dance to fast cars

 

[DaveC]

*strolls in*

*throws back a shot of bacardi*

hey guys

 

[pax]

I guess I'm opening up the bar, everyone.

Order simple drinks.

 

[DaveC]

i'll take a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist.

 

[pax]

Oh, shut up and go wait for me in the hot tub.

 

[DaveC]

whee!

*jumps over the bar, grabs a random bottle*

tequila...?

meh. it'll do!

*runs to the back room*

 

[pax]

:: mixes up a pitcher of Southern blues and deserts the bar in favor of the hot tub room ::

 

[starsgoblue]

nice one honey. Hey, us pleba girls are made for embarrasment. at least you didnt have a bunch of people watching you belly dance to fast cars

I'd rather do that than unknowingly exposing my ass to random and numerous people!