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#501 |
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![]() Either Def Leppard's Pour Your Sugar On Me....or some Coyote Ugly-ish country song. ![]() |
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#502 |
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Stars, thats hilarious!
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(she can dance too . . .)
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Yeah, that place was definetly a hoot. I knew the DJ and bartenders so they always hooked me up....
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#505 |
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**feels like listening to some silly country tune now**
**pours herself a shot of tequila, grabs a lemon wedge and a salt shaker....gets a devilish glint in her eye and heads over to the table Rich is sitting at...places her drink on table** I'll be back for my shot in a moment ![]() **strides over to the jukebox...sees her old black Stetson behind it and picks it up, shakes off the dust and dons it on her head and makes her music selection** Hey Jax...remember the caption thread? ![]() ![]() DUM-DE-DE-DUM, DE-DE-DUM-DE-DE-DUM, DE-DAA-DAAAAA DUM-DE-DE-DUM, DE-DE-DUM-DE-DE-DUM, DE-DAA-DAA-DAA-DAA-DAAAA! Well, I walk into the room Passing out hundred dollar bills And it kills and it thrills like the horns on my Silverado grill And I buy the bar a double round of crown And everybody's getting down An' this town ain't never gonna be the same. Cause I saddle up my horse and I ride into the city I make a lot of noise Cause the girls They are so pretty Riding up and down Broadway on my old stud Leroy And the girls say Save a horse, ride a cowboy. Everybody says Save a horse, Ride a cowboy Well I don't give a dang about nothing I'm singing and Bling- Blanging While the girls are drinking Long necks down! And I wouldn't trade ol' Leroy or my Chevrolet for your Escalade Or your freak parade I'm the only John Wayne left in this town And I saddle up my horse and I ride into the city I make a lot of noise Cause the girls They are so pretty Riding up and down Broadway on my old stud Leroy And the girls say Save a horse, ride a cowboy. Everybody says Save a horse, Ride a cowboy I'm a thourough-bred that's what she said in the back of my truck bed As I was gettin' buzzed on suds Out on some back country road. We where flying high Fining, whine, having ourselves a big and rich time And I was going, just about as far as she'd let me go. But her evaluation of my cowboy reputation Had me begging for slavation all night long So I took her out giggin frogs Introduced her to my old bird dog And sang her every Wilie Nelson song I could think of And we made love And I saddled up my horse and I ride into the city I make a lot of noise Cause the girls They are so pretty Riding up and down Broadway on my old stud Leroy And the girls say Save a horse, ride a cowboy. Everybody says Save a horse, ride a cowboy ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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#506 |
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(eyes the tequila)
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#507 |
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Ever do body shots?
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#508 |
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You for real?!
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#512 |
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#514 |
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(takes Rebekah by the hand and leads her ouside)
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#515 |
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Hey...it's past time to close the bar....
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Not at home-- so no pics...........
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