The Octagon Bar: Hell Has Officially Frozen Over

[U2Girl1978]

Thanks April!

Now I have to head to bed. Goodnight all

 

[BluRmGrl]

Nite, U2Girl... sweet Bono-dreams will take that headache away, you know! Hope you feel better.

 

[BluRmGrl]

*considers another drink, but decides it's too late*

*slinks out of bar quietly*
Nite, folks... Cheers.

 

[Merc]

**Sneaks in**

I'm not here, really...

**Looks around the bar, a few pages back**







Seriously, people! Do you want this tho be the last bar ever, or what is going on...?

 

[u2bonogirl]

I think Im going to try and book a comedian to come in here
Either that or an exorcist to get rid of all the crap vibes going around

*Flicks Discotheque on, turns on the projector to play the video alongside it and puts bono's camera humping on repeat*

I'll be back later to see if thats still running

 

[U2democrat]

*strolls in in a cap and gown*

well all the family has finally left, and all our computers are back up and running. so, what have i missed? why has hell frozen over?

 

[u2bonogirl]

I think you just need to go look for yourself

 

[Merc]

I think Im going to try and book a comedian to come in here
Either that or an exorcist to get rid of all the crap vibes going around

**Goes behind bar and grabs the phone book - starts looking up "Exorcist"**

"E"...hmm... "Edge, The"...hmm... "Edun dealer"...nope...

**Looks at the next pages**

"Extremely good looking rockstar (see: "Bono")"... ...

Ups, thats a bit too far...

**Looks a few lines above**

"Exorcist" - There! Found it!


Anybody want to make the call...? I'm not good with English over the phone...

*Flicks Discotheque on, turns on the projector to play the video alongside it and puts bono's camera humping on repeat*

I'll be back later to see if thats still running

That is still running later!

**Stands next to projector, guarding it and making sure no one turns it off**

 

[u2bonogirl]

while youre guarding Bono's manhood I'll make the call
*dials phone*
*waits while it rings*
Hello?
Is this the exorcist?
*puts on the mac horns*


LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME!

Er, oops
Every time I pick up the phone

*books an exorcism for 1 PM eastern time*

 

[U2democrat]

i'm too lazy to go back and look

i graduated last night

 

[Merc]

while youre guarding Bono's manhood I'll make the call

I like the sound of that... We should have projectors in the bar more often!

*dials phone*
*waits while it rings*
Hello?
Is this the exorcist?
*puts on the mac horns*


LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME!

Er, oops
Every time I pick up the phone

Reminds me that I must post pics of my MacDuckie soon!

*books an exorcism for 1 PM eastern time*

1pm EST... ...thats 7pm here (GMT+1)? I always get those timezones mixed up!

In that case it's 'cuase then I can be out of here having dinner while the exorcist does his/her job...

 

[Merc]

i graduated last night

Congrats!!!

Demmy!

 

[U2democrat]

Merc thanks.

ok so i went back a few pages in the last bar and i can't figure out why hell froze over

 

[u2bonogirl]

Its to do with journals really
And the hot chicks thread
And lots of hate and tension

 

[U2democrat]

ahhhh yes. there should be a separate forum for guy stuff...like pleba/plebans, except for guys, that way if we girls don't want to have to deal with that kind of crap we don't have to.

 

[u2bonogirl]

well its technically our choice as to whether we look at it or not....
But thats not even the issue at hand anyway.
Sorry, I dont feel like explaining any of it

 

[Merc]

**Goes out to bar main entrance and hangs the biggest sign ever seen on the door**

PLEASE, do not bring the following into the bar:
- Political and/or religious discussions
- Hate
- Tension

THANK YOU!

**Sings on the way back to the bar desk: "We've had enough! Say: 'No more'! 'No more'!..."**

**Makes a round of r&c's for the girls**

Here you go!

 

[U2democrat]

i leave for europe in 9 days!!!!!!!!!

 

[u2bonogirl]

**Goes out to bar main entrance and hangs the biggest sign ever seen on the door**

PLEASE, do not bring the following into the bar:
- Political and/or religious discussions
- Hate
- Tension

THANK YOU!

**Sings on the way back to the bar desk: "We've had enough! Say: 'No more'! 'No more'!..."**

**Makes a round of r&c's for the girls**

Here you go!

*downs three and reaches for a fourth*

I dont feel like being nice today
Im sick of being nice

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

*walks in, sees yellow pages on bar*

I think this would be a VERY good idea. Leave it behind, as some wise man from Ireland once said...

Congrats on the graduation and Europe, Laura!

*fixes self triple jack and coke, settles down on couch*

 

[Merc]

Wilkommen zu dir Bar, April!


^Thats a lilttle training for Demmy!

 

[Merc]

Closing in 15 minutes!

Gotta go - I need someone else to look after the projector? Ladies, anyone?

**Runs out of bar**

 

[u2bonogirl]

Closing in 15 minutes!

Gotta go - I need someone else to look after the projector? Ladies, anyone?

**Runs out of bar**

the projector
*grabs a suit of armor and stands guard of Bono's manhood*
Thrust
Thrust
Thrust
Wow...the man just cant stop thrusting

 

[U2democrat]

Wilkommen zu dir Bar, April!


^Thats a lilttle training for Demmy!

danke schon, merc

 

[Merc]

You're welcome!

**Goes over and sits in corner of couch with her new 'Mojo'**

 

[U2democrat]

ah, i love being lazy

 

[Tania]

Hello Hello

Congratulations on your graduation Dem

All packed and ready to roll on to Europe?

Hi Everybody else. All got nice sunny weather, yet?

We have had storms, storms and more storms for the last few weeks so I am typing surrounded by wet washing

So, whats happening?

 

[Tania]

I think you need an "up" name for the bar, next time. LOL

 

[u2bonogirl]

Its really hot here
But we had a few kick ass storms
Complete with cuddleworthy thunder claps

 

[Tania]

Send it back Tara, I want my hot, sunny weather

Nah, actually I can manage without we need the water badly with most of the country in a drought.

How are the wedding plans coming along. How many lists have you got going?