The Octagon Bar aka The Harem

[starsforu2]

Tara, you're looking fine! I love the T. Did I ever tell you that I'm kind of a nerd?

Hey Pax! Hey Ewen! Nice to see the bar hoppin lately. We must have a Christmas lull

I love you guys!

 

[pax]

And we love you too, bartender.

 

[u2bonogirl]

I know youre kind of a nerd.....
does that mean I love you?

 

[ewen]

scared that my window is going to get blown in. there's been non stop gales here for two weeks....crazy weather, i've never known anything like it here.

the end of the world is nigh

 

[ewen]

sorry, that was in reply to Pax asking how i was! lol

 

[pax]

We had a lot of snow here today. I spent a good chunk of my day shoveling it.

:: snow-covered Pax ::

 

[ewen]

* gives pax a warm, wooly throw to wrap in and a bowl of warm water for her feet *

 

[pax]

NOW you're talking.

 

[u2bonogirl]

I want to get in a snowball fight! That would be fun.
I dont think I can move fast enough right now to do it though

 

[ewen]

i live in a listed building so i can't replace my windows for double glazing this side of the house.....i know something's gonna come through one of these windows......there are have been some near misses already tonight

 

[pax]

:: gives Ewen some plywood and duct tape ::

 

[ewen]

if only real life was as magical as this bar! lol thanks all the same

* wanders over to window with invisible plywood and duct tape *



......



* runs back to the safety of his computer *

 

[pax]

:: gives Ewen a hard hat and a rusty nail ::

A Scottish boy introduced me to Drambuie. One of the great joys of my life.

 

[ewen]

i'm ashamed to say I don't like Scottish beer or Scottish whisky


give me a dark rum & coke, JD & coke, a pint of Guinness or a fine real English ale anyday!

although I found a good Scottish ale recently called Stag!


*wanders over to the bar to see if there's any *

 

[u2bonogirl]

rum and coke
did anybody not know that I like that?

 

[pax]

We have everything you want here, Ewen.

We made 2 hot tubs and hurricane supplies appear out of nowhere; we can handle a Scottish ale. Or two. Or three. Or four...

 

[ewen]

a rhetorical question Tara......don't mind me calling you Tara? don't think we've actually been formally introduced.

have a rum and coke on me

 

[u2bonogirl]

hey mister bartender, can I get some service over here *pats the bar counter from her stool*

could you get me something honey?

 

[ewen]

I'll have a pint of Stag

 

[pax]

It looks like everyone is fetching their own drinks tonight.

:: helps self to a rusty nail ::

 

[u2bonogirl]

I dont feel like fetching
I want that bartender to walk his tush over here and talk to me

 

[ewen]

It looks like everyone is fetching their own drinks tonight.

:: helps self to a rusty nail ::

a rusty nail? ah, i was wondering what it was you were offering me earlier. I was stood here looking at this weathered nail thinking "what am i do do with this?" i was being too polite. but now that it's a drink....

 

[pax]

A Scotsman who doesn't know what a rusty nail is? For shame.

 

[u2bonogirl]

or a fuzzy navel.......thats a grody sounding drink

 

[ewen]

who told you of this "rusty nail"? never heard of it before in my puff! (scottish expression)

 

[u2bonogirl]

gorillas arse.....yet another icky sounding drink

 

[ewen]

i've got a few great named drinks but i better refrain from naming them here since we have a moderator in our presence!

 

[pax]

I knew a kid from Scotland several years ago. He was especially fond of rusty nails. And for those of you who don't know, a rusty nail is Scotch and Drambuie (you can replace the Drambuie with triple sec if you want).

 

[pax]

No, it's okay, the mod is drunk.

 

[u2bonogirl]

IIIIIIIIII know these faaaast cars....wont do me no good
*bellydancing music comes on*
I had to crank up some tunes