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The KFC Pocket Rocket

I had one of these for dinner last night and I think I'm in love.

Now I'm not a major fast food fan, I have the odd bit of KFC or Hungry Jacks(Burger King) every few weeks or so, but now I'm in love and almost want to board that train the the average American body size. Obese.

It is perfect. The wrap bread is actually quite good, no lesser of quality then I could by down the supermarket. The salad was nice and fresh, suprising considering this was KFC we're talking about. The chicken strips were fair, nothing special but did the job.

But then comes the sauce.

I don't know it is this spicy orange coloured soauce that just brings the whole thing together. This stuff is fucking magic and I want to find out what it is and how I can buy it in bulk. I've many ideas, this sauce could be further used in Kebabs, Burgers, some weirdo's might even like to use it in the bedroom as some sort of body sauce! All I know is that it is a winner in every form.

If I wasn't so poor right now I'd go and get another pocket rocket, never have I been so captivated by the evil world of fast food.

All hail the KFC Pocket Rocket! Proof that PETA should pack up and go home (wherever that is)!

If you would like to share your recent culinary discoveries, please feel free!
 
timothius said:
I've often found KFC to be a better idea than it is in practice.
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timothius said:
I've often found KFC to be a better idea than it is in practice.

I totally agree, Chooks Fresh & Tasty on the other hand is the mustard.

But this Pocket Rocket bucked the trend.

DaveC I got the idea when you wouldn't shut up about Pink Floyd definately not appearing at Live8. But I didn't tell you to shut the hell up.
 
I'm yet to try this famed Pocket Rocket, at some point I may indeed try it. However I should point out - if I am forced to KFC = my weapon of choice is a 2-piece feed. With an optional upgrade.
 
timothius said:
I'm yet to try this famed Pocket Rocket, at some point I may indeed try it. However I should point out - if I am forced to KFC = my weapon of choice is a 2-piece feed. With an optional upgrade.
be careful if a girl asks to try your pocket rocket :ohmy:
 
timothius said:
I'm yet to try this famed Pocket Rocket, at some point I may indeed try it. However I should point out - if I am forced to KFC = my weapon of choice is a 2-piece feed. With an optional upgrade.

The Pocket rocket meal is the same as 2PF, but with one piece of chicken and the pocket rocket in place of the other one.

It is about $2 extra and the silly pizza faced girl who attended me forgot my bread roll. I NEED THE BREAD ROLL!
 
Palace_Hero said:


I totally agree, Chooks Fresh & Tasty on the other hand is the mustard.

Whats Chooks Fresh and Tasty? I've never heard of them. Or is that just a south of the river thing? :wink:

KFC sucks. A friend of mine was ill for 3 days after eating KFC.

There's now 2 KFCs at Whitfords. One inside and one outside. I'm not sure why. Maybe to cater for bulimics who need a change of scenery. :sick:
 
They actually call one of their meals a Pocket Rocket? :ohmy:

Too funny.
 
pocket rocket just sounds so wrong.

i do like their chicken wraps though.
 
Palace_Hero said:
Oh oh and I think this is the best place to add..

Chicken Kebabs > Doner Kebabs.

Can I get a holla?

:scream: HOLLA !!!!
 
Pocket Rocket, eh?

They could have easily chosen a less suggestive name.

But I guess, like McDonald's reaching out to inner-city street kids, KFC is trying to nail the "sexual deviant" demographic.

I'm sold!
 
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