The Highjackers Thread - Page 3

Zoots · 08-09-2005, 07:39 PM

Ich möchte nach Berlin gehen und Zoologischer Garten Station sehen.

Queen Bee · 08-09-2005, 07:41 PM

ILuvLarryMullen · 08-09-2005, 07:55 PM

Zoots · 08-09-2005, 07:59 PM

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u2granny · 08-09-2005, 08:00 PM

Queen Bee · 08-09-2005, 08:01 PM

BAW · 08-09-2005, 08:02 PM

How to Avoid Eating All Your Valentine's Day Chocolate in One Sitting

Indulging your sweet tooth on the day dedicated to love wouldn't be such a crime if Valentine's Day didn't follow so closely on the heels of December's dietary decadence - and your New Year's resolutions to control the cravings. Here's how to make the sweetness last longer than the time it takes to fully unwrap the box of chocolates.

Steps:

1. Purchase an attractive tin container or airtight jar to keep the candy in so you'll maintain maximum freshness for the next couple of weeks.

2. Approach the chocolate as you would an Advent calendar on the first of December. Eat one piece of chocolate a day, savoring every bite fully. Then place the box, jar or tin back out of sight, lest you be tempted to snack.

3. Survey the contents of your chocolate box, picking out a select few for you to enjoy for the next couple of days. Graciously distribute the rest among your co-workers and friends.

4. Give the candy to your roommate, domestic partner or trusted co-worker to hide from you. You will probably be too embarrassed to ask for the chocolate more than once a day, which will help keep you in line. Prepare to share.

5. Keep the candy in an airtight baggie in the freezer. The increased inaccessibility will make pigging out all the more difficult. Take one piece out as you prepare dinner, so by the time dessert rolls around, the candy will be adequately thawed.

6. Store the candy in your locker at the gym, in the glove compartment of your car, or in other places where you spend limited amounts of time. That way you'll have less access, ensuring that the candy lasts longer.

7. Throw a cocktail party the first weekend after Valentine's Day and place the candy out for guests. If you have leftovers toward the end of the evening, be sure to wrap the candy up and give it to one of your guests to enjoy.

Tips:
If you blow it and devour the entire box of chocolates in one sitting, don't be too hard on yourself and don't dwell on your decadence. After all, it's just one day of gorging. Balance out your splurge by eating healthy salads, other greens, fish and grains for the next couple of days.

Warnings:
Eating the entire box in one sitting will likely make you feel ill in the abdominal region and, especially if you're female, guilty in the head. If you must indulge, do so at your own risk.

Zoots · 08-09-2005, 08:08 PM

Queen Bee · 08-09-2005, 08:09 PM

Zoots · 08-09-2005, 08:21 PM

Yikes... and I thought my pic was scary.

Mr. BAW · 08-09-2005, 08:27 PM

**neutral** · 08-09-2005, 08:31 PM

Everytime I look up
I see it in your face
U wanna hook up wit me
U know U wanna hook up-stop playin
Instead of acting like U supposed to
U cop an attitude like you're too good for me
And U know good and well that

If I wanted I could take U from ya man
With my eyes closed
I could have U eatin out the palm of mah hand
And all your little girlfriends too
Yes I can and I will if I-If I want to
If I-If I want to baby

Ain't nobody trying be clown you
But U too old to play high school games with me
Yes U do, Cause even when I'm not around U
I be hearin from my friends U be askin bout me
What's up with him? That's what U be sayin

I don't really care
How long U been together with your man-
It's just a matter of time
Before I make U mine
I wanna make it clear
So there's no misunderstanding
That I get, what I want, when I want
That is a fact

That I get, what I want, when I want

U know how it go gurl
If I wanted to-I could have U doin' whatever I want U too
You know but right now I'm just not really doin' that
But if i wanted to...anything I'm sayin
you and your girls, I could have them too

It's crazy, listen

Queen Bee · 08-09-2005, 08:32 PM

OMG it's our song, natural

Mr. BAW · 08-09-2005, 08:33 PM

daygloeyes2 · 08-09-2005, 08:35 PM

the rockin edge · 08-09-2005, 08:48 PM

u2granny · 08-09-2005, 09:10 PM

**Sicy** · 08-09-2005, 09:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mr. BAW

bbbbbbbbbbwahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I forgot all about that pic!

**Sicy** · 08-09-2005, 09:23 PM

the rockin edge · 08-09-2005, 09:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by u2granny

I see ya and I raise ya

08-09-2005, 07:39 PM	#41
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neutral genius of compression Forum Moderator Join Date: May 2004 Location: forty miles from atlanta, this is nowhere Posts: 13,030 Local Time: 06:07 AM	Everytime I look up I see it in your face U wanna hook up wit me U know U wanna hook up-stop playin Instead of acting like U supposed to U cop an attitude like you're too good for me And U know good and well that If I wanted I could take U from ya man With my eyes closed I could have U eatin out the palm of mah hand And all your little girlfriends too Yes I can and I will if I-If I want to If I-If I want to baby Ain't nobody trying be clown you But U too old to play high school games with me Yes U do, Cause even when I'm not around U I be hearin from my friends U be askin bout me What's up with him? That's what U be sayin I don't really care How long U been together with your man- It's just a matter of time Before I make U mine I wanna make it clear So there's no misunderstanding That I get, what I want, when I want That is a fact That I get, what I want, when I want U know how it go gurl If I wanted to-I could have U doin' whatever I want U too You know but right now I'm just not really doin' that But if i wanted to...anything I'm sayin you and your girls, I could have them too It's crazy, listen __________________ neutral @ interference.com

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BAW The Flower Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: The OC....!!!! Posts: 11,094 Local Time: 02:07 AM	How to Avoid Eating All Your Valentine's Day Chocolate in One Sitting Indulging your sweet tooth on the day dedicated to love wouldn't be such a crime if Valentine's Day didn't follow so closely on the heels of December's dietary decadence - and your New Year's resolutions to control the cravings. Here's how to make the sweetness last longer than the time it takes to fully unwrap the box of chocolates. Steps: 1. Purchase an attractive tin container or airtight jar to keep the candy in so you'll maintain maximum freshness for the next couple of weeks. 2. Approach the chocolate as you would an Advent calendar on the first of December. Eat one piece of chocolate a day, savoring every bite fully. Then place the box, jar or tin back out of sight, lest you be tempted to snack. 3. Survey the contents of your chocolate box, picking out a select few for you to enjoy for the next couple of days. Graciously distribute the rest among your co-workers and friends. 4. Give the candy to your roommate, domestic partner or trusted co-worker to hide from you. You will probably be too embarrassed to ask for the chocolate more than once a day, which will help keep you in line. Prepare to share. 5. Keep the candy in an airtight baggie in the freezer. The increased inaccessibility will make pigging out all the more difficult. Take one piece out as you prepare dinner, so by the time dessert rolls around, the candy will be adequately thawed. 6. Store the candy in your locker at the gym, in the glove compartment of your car, or in other places where you spend limited amounts of time. That way you'll have less access, ensuring that the candy lasts longer. 7. Throw a cocktail party the first weekend after Valentine's Day and place the candy out for guests. If you have leftovers toward the end of the evening, be sure to wrap the candy up and give it to one of your guests to enjoy. Tips: If you blow it and devour the entire box of chocolates in one sitting, don't be too hard on yourself and don't dwell on your decadence. After all, it's just one day of gorging. Balance out your splurge by eating healthy salads, other greens, fish and grains for the next couple of days. Warnings: Eating the entire box in one sitting will likely make you feel ill in the abdominal region and, especially if you're female, guilty in the head. If you must indulge, do so at your own risk.

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