There's a patent on the combover?!?
Also, for proving the 5-second rule is really true:
"...The Ig Nobel in public health went to Jillian Clarke her for investigation into the "five-second rule," which says that food dropped on the floor is safe to eat as long as it's picked up within five seconds.
Her research showed many floors had surprisingly little bacteria. The conclusion: If the floor is clean, it's safe to eat what's dropped on it, even after five seconds. Abrahams said Clarke's research also studied how the sexes reacted to dropped food.
"A lot more women than men will pick up food from the floor and eat it when they dropped it," Abrahams said. "That's unexpected..."
Also, for proving the 5-second rule is really true:
"...The Ig Nobel in public health went to Jillian Clarke her for investigation into the "five-second rule," which says that food dropped on the floor is safe to eat as long as it's picked up within five seconds.
Her research showed many floors had surprisingly little bacteria. The conclusion: If the floor is clean, it's safe to eat what's dropped on it, even after five seconds. Abrahams said Clarke's research also studied how the sexes reacted to dropped food.
"A lot more women than men will pick up food from the floor and eat it when they dropped it," Abrahams said. "That's unexpected..."