The 2010-2011 NBA Thread

[Hewson]

and the nets won 12 games last year and added... jordan farmar and joe smith? and the nets will be better than the knicks? really, tim legler? really, sports illustrated?

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Dude, don't you realize that Jordan Farmar has led the Lakers to the last 2 titles, and Joe Smith was the #1 overall pick in a previous millenium, thats a can't miss recipe for success.

 

[PhilsFan]

Ohhhhhh, Scott Jurgenson. That training video was fantastic.

This looks like you took a crap or a dump on the video camera.

 

[No spoken words]

You thought?! You DO NOT INTERRUPT ME WHEN I AM BUSY!! DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?!! I do NOT want you to pull this AMATEUR BULLCRAP, ALRIGHT?!! I'm a PROFESSIONAL! Do you HEAR me?!! Do you UNDERSTAND ME?!!

 

[PhilsFan]

l AM THIS CLOSE TO RAPING YOU

 

[No spoken words]

"Savior of the Sixers".

Sigh.

 

[GirlsAloudFan]

Dude was a baller in college.

Why have you guys already completely given up on him before he even plays his first minute in the league?

 

[PhilsFan]

For me, because the early reviews are that he looks completely out of it on the floor and because it's Philadelphia and I'm an eternal pessimist.

 

[No spoken words]

I haven't give up on him.

I was psyched when they drafted him, saw him play a ton of times at tOSU, etc. He just had a really bad Summer by all accounts and did not play all that well this pre-season. Hopefully it's just an anomaly and he goes on to have a good season, of course.

 

[GirlsAloudFan]

Gotcha.

I have a friend who always says that Evan Turner talks like Meatwad from Aqua Teen Hunger Force. I've never really watched that show, so I don't know.

Can't wait for these games to get started.

THE DOCTOR!

 

[No spoken words]

Well, they fucking get started ON THE MORROW!

 

[GirlsAloudFan]

It's true, they do.

The much anticipated debut of the MIAMA THRICE!

Or whatever the fuck they're calling themselves.

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

is it racist to think that evan turner not only looks but sounds like jar jar binks?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0MySiHDuWx0

 

[GirlsAloudFan]

Meesa don' think so.

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

i mean it's racist to hate on lebron and all, so i just wanted to check.

 

[GirlsAloudFan]

Do you see any way the Knicks pull off a trade for Carmelo that doesn't involve giving up Gallinari? Just wondering, because I've been very impressed with him from what I've seen. He's a cool dude, and a little trio of Melo, Gallo, and Amare would be dangerous.

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

only we we get to keep gallo and get melo is if carmelo signs as a free agent, i'm afraid. unless walsh can somehow sucker a third team into the deal.

i'm hoping they'll take anthony randolph now before they realize how much he sucks.

 

[namkcuR]

If the NBA is serious about rolling back existing salaries, Melo might just play the season out, considering the financial advantage of signing an extension now would be gone.

 

[GirlsAloudFan]

You guys seen this fucking commercial?

YouTube - LeBron "Rise"

 

[No spoken words]

Corckett's theme

 

[GirlsAloudFan]

Oh, who is this Corckett?

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

you should show up in a big game.

 

[Imperor]

I'd make such a shitty commercial too if it afforded me the opportunity to drive a bulldozer down a court. That looks like a blast.

 

[No spoken words]

Crockett's theme

!!!

 

[iron yuppie]

You guys seen this fucking commercial?

That is either an incredibly insightful commentary on fame and personal volition, or one of the most perposterously condescending ads I've seen in a while. I'm leaning toward the latter.

 

[No spoken words]

It might be a little more biting if a company dedicated to star making didn't commission the spot.

 

[Got Philk?]

Yep, accept the role of villain because you have no choice Bron Bron.

 

[PhilsFan]

That is either an incredibly insightful commentary on fame and personal volition, or one of the most perposterously condescending ads I've seen in a while. I'm leaning toward the latter.

It's really fucking condescending and it's intentionally avoiding the real reasons people dislike him.

 

[Got Philk?]

Maybe this is the first time that he has gotten what he wants, and not everybody's ok with it. I can imagine that most of his life, he has gotten what he wants with no consequences. Now, he chose something and the majority of basketball fans are ridiculing him for it.

New concept for LeBitch.

 

[GirlsAloudFan]

Yep, accept the role of villain because you have no choice Bron Bron.

This.

 

[phanan]

Crockett's theme

!!!

Only good part of that.