Superman or Spiderman?

[Lilly]

In the following scenario, an all out no-holds-barred fight between the Superman and Spiderman, who would win?

Facts:

Spiderman
Powers: Does whatever a spider can.
Outfit: Tight as hell spandex, red with white webbing.
Cape: None.
Car: None.
Fly: No.
Strength: That of a spider.
Sidekick: None.
Weakness: Kirsten Dunst apparently.

Superman
Powers: Changes in a phone booth, x-ray vision,
Outfit: Tight ass blue spandex, red undies on the outside, cool belt.
Cape: Yes.
Car: None.
Fly: Indeed.
Strength: Super-human.
Sidekick: Robin.
Weakness: Kryptonite.


There are the facts, now answer wisely.

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"Why do you have to be such a smart ass?" -my mom

[This message has been edited by Lilly (edited 04-24-2002).]

 

[unforgettableFOXfire]

Well, I think Spiderman would win, simply because superman stole batman's sidekick robin, and in the middle of the fight batman would probably show up with some super-kryptonite weapon of destruction and turn the tide in spidermans favor, thus proceeding to liberate robin. Plus spiderman has his spidey senses, so supermans speed would be next to useless...

 

[YellowKite]

Originally posted by Lilly:
Superman
Sidekick: Robin.

Superman doesn't have a sidekick - that's Batman. IF the question is Peter Parker vs. Clark Kent, then I pick Clark Kent.

Ladies imagine this - you fall for this really sweet man with his little fobiles and quirks and then in the bedroom you find out he's Superman - especially the man of steel part! (not so much the faster than a speeding bullet part though - LOL!)




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Mone

You ain't nothin without a rhythm section to back you up.

"What Adam does with his willy is his business..." -Bono

 

[Spiral_Staircase]

Originally posted by ~unforgettableFOXfire~:
Well, I think Spiderman would win, simply because superman stole batman's sidekick robin, and in the middle of the fight batman would probably show up with some super-kryptonite weapon of destruction and turn the tide in spidermans favor, thus proceeding to liberate robin. Plus spiderman has his spidey senses, so supermans speed would be next to useless...

 

[YellowKite]

Strength: That of a spider.

Heck - even my cat can kill a spider. But the really big hairy ones creep me out.

Superman ROCKS!!! He's just grab a big wad of toilet paper and flush smushed Spidey down the toilet.

end of story

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Mone

You ain't nothin without a rhythm section to back you up.

"What Adam does with his willy is his business..." -Bono

 

[Lilly]

Originally posted by YellowKite:
Superman doesn't have a sidekick - that's Batman. IF the question is Peter Parker vs. Clark Kent, then I pick Clark Kent.

Ladies imagine this - you fall for this really sweet man with his little fobiles and quirks and then in the bedroom you find out he's Superman - especially the man of steel part! (not so much the faster than a speeding bullet part though - LOL!)

It's a set up scenario. Thus my saying "In the following scenario."

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"Why do you have to be such a smart ass?" -my mom

 

[coolhandlaura]

Spiderman all the way! i do like superman but spiderman has always been my favourite cartoon!

 

[Zooropa]

Batman would kick both their behinds!

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Don't let the bastards grind you down.

Zooropa FTP

 

[PopFly]

Let's be serious here, people. As cool as Spiderman is, Superman would kick his ass ten ways from Sunday in an all-out fight.

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"You gotta love living, baby, 'cause dyin's a pain in the ass."-- Frank Sinatra

Adam: Look guys, I got a Springfield spoon for my spoon collection.
Edge: Oh boy, here we go...
Bono: Wow, how many is that now Adam?
Adam: Nine. If I didn't have my spoons, I'd go insane.
Bono: Can I see it?
*adam gives bono the spoon, bono throws it away*
Adam: My spoon!

 

[unforgettableFOXfire]

Originally posted by PopFly:
Let's be serious here, people. As cool as Spiderman is, Superman would kick his ass ten ways from Sunday in an all-out fight.

I dunno, spiderman can anticipate superman's moves, and hes got his spidey-agility to get him out of harms way... I think itd be a draw up until superman realises, hey, spiderman cant fly, grabs him, flys him up into the atmosphere and then drops him like a stone...