Stupid Pirate Jokes

[Headache in a Suitcase]

so here are the rules...

you must post a stupid pirate joke, but the punchline must include "aarrrrrrr" in it.

for example.

What is a Pirate's favorite fast food resturant?






Arrrrrrrrrrrby's.

 

[europop2005]

What was the pirate movie rated?

It was rated arrrrrrrr

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

What's a priate's favorite dipping sauce?




Tarrrrrrtarrrrr

 

[impy13]

Who is a pirate's favorite Rebel fleet commander?








Admiral Ackbarrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

nice

what do you call a pedophile pirate singer?

Arrrrrrrrrrrr Kelly

 

[Thora]

What movie do pirates like to sit around and watch on their time off?

Arrrrrrmageddon

 

[lazarus]

What was the pirate movie rated?

It was rated arrrrrrrr

What was the pirate ADULT movie rated?








X...marrrrrrrks the spot.

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

^

booooooooooooo

 

[No spoken words]

Which athlete did the Pirate hate the most?

Lavarrrrrrrrr Arrrrrrrrington.

 

[europop2005]

What was the pirates favorite football team?

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrsenal

 

[redhotswami]

A pirate walks into a bar with a large helm down his pants. The bartender says, "Excuse me, sir, but do you know you have a helm down the front of your pants?"

And the pirate says...Arrrrrrrrr, it's driving me nuts!

 

[UnforgettableLemon]

Who is the lord of the Russian pirates?


They call him the Tsarrrrrrr

 

[UnforgettableLemon]

What limb does a pirate never surrender to his enemies?

His arrrrrrrm

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

A pirate walks into a bar with a large helm down his pants. The bartender says, "Excuse me, sir, but do you know you have a helm down the front of your pants?"

And the pirate says...Arrrrrrrrr, it's driving me nuts!

question and answer only




What's a pirate's favorite fatal disease?

SARRRRRRRRRRRRS

 

[europop2005]

question and answer only




What's a pirate's favorite fatal disease?

SARRRRRRRRRRRRS

favorite fatal disease...haha

 

[lazarus]

^

booooooooooooo

Come on, I followed the rules!

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

what books do pirates read when they're young?

the haaaaaaardy boys

 

[snowbunny00774]

what member of U2 is a pirates favourite?


laaaaaaarry

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

booooooo

 

[redhotswami]

question and answer only

that was a question
answered by the pirate

you're just mad b/c it made you laugh too harrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrd!

 

[Mr. BAW]

What happens when you give a Pirate steroids?


He turns into a Giant, aaarrrrdy, arr, arr....

 

[redhotswami]

What is a pirate's favorite U2 album?

Warrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

Why did the pirate smell?




He faaaaaaaaaaaaarted

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

What happens when you give a Pirate steroids?


He turns into a Giant, aaarrrrdy, arr, arr....

mildly funny, but you broke the rules.

booooooo

 

[europop2005]

Pirates favorite bible story?

Noahs arrrrrrrrrrrrrk

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

Where did the pirate go on vacation?



Arrrrrruba

 

[UberBeaver]

Where do real smart pirates go to get their MBA (Master of Booty Arts)?


Harrrrrvarrrrrrrrd.


Double word score! Actually, sounds kind of like a Bostonian. Triple word score! YAY!

 

[snowbunny00774]

boooooo

 

[redhotswami]

What did the pirate say to UberBeaver?

GFYarrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!

 

[snowbunny00774]

what's a pirates favorite drink?


bacaaaaardi and coke