St Mary’s Butts, Reading, England Superthread - Page 50

bono_212 · 12-07-2020, 03:49 AM

I'm here for sugar.

People still do that?

Uh, yeah, you made me want to make cookies.

*talks about Christmas and flirts for ten minutes*

Well... Bye.

But the sugar...

Oh right. Oh, yeah, that totally wasn't a ruse.

LemonMelon · 12-07-2020, 03:56 AM

Jake: "Well, it's Christmas, so maybe I should ask Santa what I really need"

*stares directly at the woman's tits*

LemonMelon · 12-07-2020, 03:58 AM

She's going to win a Pulitzer for her hot dog stand in this timeline.

bono_212 · 12-07-2020, 04:00 AM

By not attending the Christmas party, but still trying to take risks, she's going to just be minorly successful, rather than a mega millionaire.

LemonMelon · 12-07-2020, 04:02 AM

Your picture of me and my dad convinced me to stop being a fireman and join the circus.

LemonMelon · 12-07-2020, 04:04 AM

Cool, she ended up with the meathead she has nothing in common with and clung on to at her lowest point. I'm getting misty.

bono_212 · 12-07-2020, 04:04 AM

I... Don't understand this movie. It's in the uncanny Valley of almost making sense and that hurts my brain.

LemonMelon · 12-07-2020, 05:35 AM

It was definitely more watchable and easy to riff on than the absolutely nothing we watched last year, but it was inane and needlessly complicated. Once it got into parallel timelines it fell off a cliff.

bono_212 · 12-05-2021, 09:49 PM

We're back, bitches.

LemonMelon · 12-05-2021, 09:49 PM

LemonMelon · 12-05-2021, 09:51 PM

This will be the running diary that finally kills this superthread. I'm not prepared with any funny location names for the new one.

bono_212 · 12-05-2021, 09:51 PM

Oh this is already starting good. Business partners in home decorating, where ooone is a dominating fake witch and the other is a huge pushover. What could go wrong?

LemonMelon · 12-05-2021, 09:52 PM

Did they CGI a cardstock poster onto the screen? They couldn't make a real one?

bono_212 · 12-05-2021, 09:54 PM

The 30-something interior designer is being accused of being too 90s...

The 60-something Christmas decorator is also being accused of being out of touch with the times...

I see where this is going.

LemonMelon · 12-05-2021, 09:55 PM

Wow, they hung up a couple oversized bows. Worth every penny, if you're a rich white family in...a Hallmark movie town.

LemonMelon · 12-05-2021, 09:56 PM

Oh no...a small boy with a receding hairline. There is a more interesting story in this film that they're not pushing.

bono_212 · 12-05-2021, 09:57 PM

Until we moved to a bogie neighborhood, I didn't know Christmas decorator was an actual job, but this movie is basically ripped from the local headlines for me at this point.

bono_212 · 12-05-2021, 09:58 PM

Wait, lmao, the guy is out of touch, but Christmas light shows are modern?

LemonMelon · 12-05-2021, 09:58 PM

Evidently, the competition for this family hooks their customer up with rave lights, molly and complimentary copies of Yeezus.

LemonMelon · 12-05-2021, 09:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bono_212

Wait, lmao, the guy is out of touch, but Christmas light shows are modern?

GODDAMN TECHNOLOGY

Classic Hallmark.

12-07-2020, 03:49 AM	#981
bono_212 Blue Crack Distributor Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 83,919 Local Time: 12:10 PM	I'm here for sugar. People still do that? Uh, yeah, you made me want to make cookies. talks about Christmas and flirts for ten minutes Well... Bye. But the sugar... Oh right. Oh, yeah, that totally wasn't a ruse. __________________ __________________

12-07-2020, 03:56 AM	#982
LemonMelon More 5G Than Man Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Hollywoo Posts: 68,784 Local Time: 12:10 PM	Jake: "Well, it's Christmas, so maybe I should ask Santa what I really need" stares directly at the woman's tits __________________

12-07-2020, 04:00 AM	#984
bono_212 Blue Crack Distributor Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 83,919 Local Time: 12:10 PM	By not attending the Christmas party, but still trying to take risks, she's going to just be minorly successful, rather than a mega millionaire. __________________

12-07-2020, 04:04 AM	#987
bono_212 Blue Crack Distributor Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 83,919 Local Time: 12:10 PM	I... Don't understand this movie. It's in the uncanny Valley of almost making sense and that hurts my brain. __________________

12-05-2021, 09:49 PM	#989
bono_212 Blue Crack Distributor Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 83,919 Local Time: 12:10 PM	We're back, bitches. __________________

12-07-2020, 03:58 AM	#983
LemonMelon More 5G Than Man Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Hollywoo Posts: 68,784 Local Time: 12:10 PM	She's going to win a Pulitzer for her hot dog stand in this timeline.

12-07-2020, 04:02 AM	#985
LemonMelon More 5G Than Man Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Hollywoo Posts: 68,784 Local Time: 12:10 PM	Your picture of me and my dad convinced me to stop being a fireman and join the circus.

12-07-2020, 04:04 AM	#986
LemonMelon More 5G Than Man Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Hollywoo Posts: 68,784 Local Time: 12:10 PM	Cool, she ended up with the meathead she has nothing in common with and clung on to at her lowest point. I'm getting misty.

12-07-2020, 05:35 AM	#988
LemonMelon More 5G Than Man Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Hollywoo Posts: 68,784 Local Time: 12:10 PM	It was definitely more watchable and easy to riff on than the absolutely nothing we watched last year, but it was inane and needlessly complicated. Once it got into parallel timelines it fell off a cliff.

12-05-2021, 09:49 PM	#990
LemonMelon More 5G Than Man Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Hollywoo Posts: 68,784 Local Time: 12:10 PM

12-05-2021, 09:51 PM	#991
LemonMelon More 5G Than Man Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Hollywoo Posts: 68,784 Local Time: 12:10 PM	This will be the running diary that finally kills this superthread. I'm not prepared with any funny location names for the new one.

12-05-2021, 09:51 PM	#992
bono_212 Blue Crack Distributor Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 83,919 Local Time: 12:10 PM	Oh this is already starting good. Business partners in home decorating, where ooone is a dominating fake witch and the other is a huge pushover. What could go wrong? __________________

12-05-2021, 09:52 PM	#993
LemonMelon More 5G Than Man Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Hollywoo Posts: 68,784 Local Time: 12:10 PM	Did they CGI a cardstock poster onto the screen? They couldn't make a real one?

12-05-2021, 09:54 PM	#994
bono_212 Blue Crack Distributor Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 83,919 Local Time: 12:10 PM	The 30-something interior designer is being accused of being too 90s... The 60-something Christmas decorator is also being accused of being out of touch with the times... I see where this is going. __________________

12-05-2021, 09:55 PM	#995
LemonMelon More 5G Than Man Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Hollywoo Posts: 68,784 Local Time: 12:10 PM	Wow, they hung up a couple oversized bows. Worth every penny, if you're a rich white family in...a Hallmark movie town.

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12-05-2021, 09:56 PM	#996
LemonMelon More 5G Than Man Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Hollywoo Posts: 68,784 Local Time: 12:10 PM	Oh no...a small boy with a receding hairline. There is a more interesting story in this film that they're not pushing.

12-05-2021, 09:57 PM	#997
bono_212 Blue Crack Distributor Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 83,919 Local Time: 12:10 PM	Until we moved to a bogie neighborhood, I didn't know Christmas decorator was an actual job, but this movie is basically ripped from the local headlines for me at this point. __________________

12-05-2021, 09:58 PM	#998
bono_212 Blue Crack Distributor Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 83,919 Local Time: 12:10 PM	Wait, lmao, the guy is out of touch, but Christmas light shows are modern? __________________

12-05-2021, 09:58 PM	#999
LemonMelon More 5G Than Man Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Hollywoo Posts: 68,784 Local Time: 12:10 PM	Evidently, the competition for this family hooks their customer up with rave lights, molly and complimentary copies of Yeezus.