Speculation, Yealmpton, Devon Superthread

[major_panic]

I don't think I can top this.

Frankly, I'm a bit disturbed at how well I can channel the WTAHAN types sometimes.

Psychology degrees are dangerous, dangerous things.

 

[Alisaura]

Hi there My meeting is over. Glad I caught in your new location.

Greetings!

 

[major_panic]

Hey there gump! ... I have no idea who you are, but you're in the right place.

 

[Alisaura]

Frankly, I'm a bit disturbed at how well I can channel the WTAHAN types sometimes.

Psychology degrees are dangerous, dangerous things.

As is, apparently, any ability to see a point of view other than your own.

Cos really, who'd want to do that? Pfft.

 

[Axver]

Frankly, I'm a bit disturbed at how well I can channel the WTAHAN types sometimes.

Psychology degrees are dangerous, dangerous things.

So what you're implying here is that if you want to do really good parodies, you shouldn't do an English degree, you should do Psychology.

Then go mad because you perceive the over-obsession as it really is and cannot handle it.

 

[gump]

This is much more interesting than the things I have to do at work this afternoon...

 

[Axver]

As is, apparently, any ability to see a point of view other than your own.

Cos really, who'd want to do that? Pfft.

You don't like [random polarising track]?

YOU'RE WRONG.

WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG.

SO WRONG.

GOD I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW WRONG YOU ARE.










YOU'RE WRONG.

/eykiw

 

[bono_212]

You don't like [random polarising track]?

YOU'RE WRONG.

WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG.

SO WRONG.

GOD I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW WRONG YOU ARE.










YOU'RE WRONG.

/eykiw

You don't have to be such an overopinionated prick.

 

[Alisaura]

This is much more interesting than the things I have to do at work this afternoon...

Work is vastly overrated. As is trying to sleep when it's stuffy inside and over 30C.

 

[Angela Harlem]

ah, nothing like an axver rant to ruin the u2 mood! honestly, if axver wasn't here bitching about u2, then i'd forget i was on a u2 message board. why doesn't this guy just join a coldplay forum? or a broken record forum?

 

[Axver]

You don't have to be such an overopinionated prick.

Yes I do! This is [random polarising track] and if you don't love it, YOU'RE NOT A U2 FAN and why are you even posting on a U2 fan forum? God. Some of you nay-sayers are so negative.

 

[gump]

You don't like [random polarising track]?

YOU'RE WRONG.

WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG.

SO WRONG.

GOD I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW WRONG YOU ARE.

YOU'RE WRONG.

/eykiw

And then one writes a 1000-word essay to prove why YOU are wrong.

 

[Alisaura]

You don't like [random polarising track]?

YOU'RE WRONG.

WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG.

SO WRONG.

GOD I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW WRONG YOU ARE.










YOU'RE WRONG.

/eykiw

Let me see if I remember how this goes...

WROA-OOA-OOONG!

</Refugee>

 

[major_panic]

You don't like [random polarising track]?

YOU'RE WRONG.

WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG.

SO WRONG.

GOD I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW WRONG YOU ARE.










YOU'RE WRONG.

/eykiw

Also,

YOU'RE SO NEGATIVE, ALWAYS HATING ON U2.
I MEAN THIS IS A U2 MESSAGE BOARD, IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT GO SOMEWHERE ELSE.

HOW DARE BONO SAY THAT, HOW INTOLERANCEING AND WHAT A LODE OF BOLLOCKS. KISSING BUTT ALL THE TIME.

AND [insert song here] IS U2'S BEST SONG EVAAA, IT MAKES TEARS RUN DOWN MY EYES AND PUPPIES SMILE.

 

[Axver]

This is much more interesting than the things I have to do at work this afternoon...

Who needs work when you can have sarcastic banter.

 

[Alisaura]

Yes I do! This is [random polarising track] and if you don't love it, YOU'RE NOT A U2 FAN and why are you even posting on a U2 fan forum? God. Some of you nay-sayers are so negative.

Stop (the negativity)!

 

[major_panic]

ah, nothing like an axver rant to ruin the u2 mood! honestly, if axver wasn't here bitching about u2, then i'd forget i was on a u2 message board. why doesn't this guy just join a coldplay forum? or a broken record forum?

I actually lol'd at this. Well done!

Let me see if I remember how this goes...

WROA-OOA-OOONG!

</Refugee>

EPIC WIN!

 

[Axver]

Let me see if I remember how this goes...

WROA-OOA-OOONG!

</Refugee>

WROA-OOA-OONG
She's a refugee
Mumma says one day she's gonna love Elvis Ate America!

 

[major_panic]

Yes I do! This is [random polarising track] and if you don't love it, YOU'RE NOT A U2 FAN and why are you even posting on a U2 fan forum? God. Some of you nay-sayers are so negative.

I'm happy just to hear that U2'll be playing. How could you hate them so much? Even with Mary J Blige - at least we get to hear U2 play! Hopefully they'll play their new song!

 

[Axver]

And then one writes a 1000-word essay to prove why YOU are wrong.

With references to U2 By U2, which is such a bastion of proofread facts.

 

[major_panic]

And my personal favourite thus far, "the level of intolerance on this board never ceases to amaze me", from L U, after reading what GG2 posted and ignoring most of it.

 

[liamcool]

Stop (the negativity)!

Start (the poverty)?

 

[major_panic]

With references to U2 By U2, which is such a bastion of proofread facts.

Clearly we're not U2 fans though, I mean, alternate tracklisting?! What a blasphemous idea. If it was good enough for the band, it should be good enough for us. Stop being so negative, ATYCLB is their third classic!! I love the album version of Elevation, it gets me in the mood to jump around.

 

[gump]

How can you compare U2 with Coldplay? They are on a whole different level

 

[gump]

Clearly we're not U2 fans though, I mean, alternate tracklisting?! What a blasphemous idea. If it was good enough for the band, it should be good enough for us. Stop being so negative, ATYCLB is their third classic!! I love the album version of Elevation, it gets me in the mood to jump around.

U2 don't owe us anything. They can do as they please. Stop bitching about it.

 

[liamcool]

I'm gonna slice some nipples. Who wants to be a part of it?

 

[Axver]

Clearly we're not U2 fans though, I mean, alternate tracklisting?! What a blasphemous idea. If it was good enough for the band, it should be good enough for us. Stop being so negative, ATYCLB is their third classic!! I love the album version of Elevation, it gets me in the mood to jump around.

:hides all evidence of currently working on an alternate Pop:

I'll go beg forgiveness from his Bononess now. ray:

 

[major_panic]

:hides all evidence of currently working on an alternate Pop:

I'll go beg forgiveness from his Bononess now. ray:

I'm intrigued by this idea of an alternate Pop. I struggle to see how it'd work.

 

[Angela Harlem]

And my personal favourite thus far, "the level of intolerance on this board never ceases to amaze me", from L U, after reading what GG2 posted and ignoring most of it.

i love her.


goodnight shitheads, and gump! i'm off to get annoyed at the heat in a new room.

 

[Alisaura]

WROA-OOA-OONG
She's a refugee
Mumma says one day she's gonna love Elvis Ate America!

Stranger things have happened... maybe.