some of you are invited to my baseball game tommorow

[U2Girl1978]

 

[Zoomerang96]

your favourite shortstop and leadoff man went 1-2 with a walk and played solid in the field.

you're all very welcome.

 

[Zoomerang96]

When you're up there... really explore the batting box space. Open up your stance. Ark your back towards the hermetic Hermitage pitch.

I'm telling you, you're gonna want that cowhide.

Now, lace up like the Russians and Rocket a ball to knock out the headlights like explosive diamonds in '94 against Vernon. When there is nothing left to burn, set the flames on fire, right?

Remember, a Franz Ferd in the Hand is worth double in the Romanov's outfield.

~Jose Nocarsgo

this post deserves a place in the hall of fame.

 

[zonelistener]

Hall of famer!


1-2, eh? 500.

Single, double? The other at bat...strike out, fielder's choice, pop fly?

Tell us more. Did you win or lose? Get an RBI?

EVERYONE wants to know!

 

[Zoomerang96]

we bounced back nicely after our poor outting in game 1.

i hit a single...but more importantly i was down 0-2 on the count, and hammered one over the second baseman and into centre-right field.

i stole second base. i haven't been caught stealing yet this year.

the chicks love me.

 

[Zoomerang96]

oh yeah, we won the game 2-0. sorry.

 

[Doozer61]

 

[zonelistener]

Interference's lead off hitter.


Shall we hoist him up on our shoulders and carry him out of lemonade stand?

 

[Mr. BAW]

Hall of Flame and Wall of Shame...

Bear's on steroids.

 

[Zoomerang96]

i am NOT on roids!

raphael palmeiro

 

[WildHoneyAlways]

Hall of Flame and Wall of Shame...

Bear's on steroids.

I knew it!

My malaise has lifted though, Bear was right.

 

[JessicaAnn]

When you're up there... really explore the batting box space. Open up your stance. Ark your back towards the hermetic Hermitage pitch.

I'm telling you, you're gonna want that cowhide.

Now, lace up like the Russians and Rocket a ball to knock out the headlights like explosive diamonds in '94 against Vernon. When there is nothing left to burn, set the flames on fire, right?

Remember, a Franz Ferd in the Hand is worth double in the Romanov's outfield.

~Jose Nocarsgo

I love you cujo, really.

 

[Mr. BAW]

we bounced back nicely after our poor outting in game 1.

i hit a single...but more importantly i was down 0-2 on the count, and hammered one over the second baseman and into centre-right field.

i stole second base. i haven't been caught stealing yet this year.

the chicks love me.

Chicks dig the long ball!

 

[Zoomerang96]

did someone say balls?

balls...McCone?

hey oooooh!!!!!

 

[Doozer61]

double header

 

[joyfulgirl]

And the white pants?

 

[zonelistener]

oh no, not Balls McCone (again).

 

[JessicaAnn]

And the white pants?

 

[foray]

!


foray

 

[foray]

sifu, when will you next grade us?

 

[Zoomerang96]

i dunno.

maybe after i DEGRADE your stupids first?

ha!

 

[zoney!]

when is the next game?

 

[Zoomerang96]

tuesday and wednesday are games three and four.

i got reamed out by one of our players at the bar last night. he was completely trashed, and i thought he wanted to fight me.

wow that was awkward.

...this calls for a diet pepsi!!!

 

[Se7en]

my friend's alcoholic neighbor tried to fight me last summer.

and this drunk kid on the bus coming back from the senior party in may tried to fight me too.

i'm not really sure if this is relevant information or not but those things were awkward too.

 

[lmjhitman]

i'd like to fight you both.

 

[Zoomerang96]

if nothing else, it made for a relatively appeasing read seven.

 

[zonelistener]

i got reamed out by one of our players at the bar last night. he was completely trashed, and i thought he wanted to fight me.

wow that was awkward.

Why?

Your Rod Carew batting stance?

 

[JessicaAnn]

Zoney said rod.

 

[zonelistener]

Rod Carew is the GREATEST Jewish baseball player ever to play for the Minnesota Twins AND California Angels at first base!

 

[JessicaAnn]

If you say so.

I am not known for my knowledge of baseball.

I just go to games to drink over priced beer, eat hot dogs and look at the players in their tight pants.