Smelly Elevators

[She Is Raging]

I cant tell you how many times this happens to me at work, and it happened to me again as I was leaving this am.

I'm waiting for the elevator... when it arrives, I walk in and realize that the person who exited the elevator ahead of me left a nice little airborne gift... in other words, they ripped one on their way out or something worse! So not only do I have to deal with the stink ... when the elevator stops at the next floor, I got all these accusatory stares....lol It wasnt funny at the time, but I guess it is now

 

[Bonochick]

I had to take the elevator the other day cuz I was pushin' a cart with a computer on it, and the elevator reeked like B.O. I only had to go up one floor, but the elevator was so friggin' slow...I thought I'd die. Then it seemed like it took a year for the doors to open...it was like, come on, come on!!!! I was grossed out.