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BonosLil'Pal94

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If any of you have AIM, then you can IM with a robot named SmarterChild. He is hilarious to talk to sometimes :giggle:

(note: I was hyper while doing this)

*my screename*: peeeeeee
SmarterChild: You're an awful typist. Did you sit on your keyboard or something?
*my screename*: no, i spell pee with 7 e's
SmarterChild: What do you mean, no you spell pee with 7 e's?
*my screename*: i put in a comma butthole
SmarterChild: And the insults start flying.

:lmao:


(this was the other day with my friend...)

*my friend's screename*: Your face is wrong!
SmarterChild: Yeah, my face is kinda incorrect.

:giggle:

You can even tell him to call you something other than your own name.

*my screename*: What's my name?
SmarterChild: You told me your name was Bono.
*my screename*: Right on dude
SmarterChild: Indeed

:laugh:


So....ya! Try it sometime and post your conversation! :D
 
tried some python humor:

Europop**** (9:41:48 PM): what is the weight of an african swallow?
SmarterChild (9:41:48 PM): What is the weight of an african swallow? Not sure...

how to be a bad influence:

Europop**** (9:42:47 PM): are you on crack?
SmarterChild (9:42:47 PM): I'm not on crack! Are you kidding?
Europop**** (9:42:53 PM): you sound like it
SmarterChild (9:42:53 PM): I what?
Europop**** (9:43:00 PM): you sound like your on crack
SmarterChild (9:43:00 PM): There's no way I sound like my on crack.
Europop**** (9:43:11 PM): see? your on crack
SmarterChild (9:43:12 PM): You think I should do that?
Europop**** (9:43:15 PM): yes!
SmarterChild (9:43:15 PM): Yeah, I see. I should do that.

obviously not a U2 fan:

Europop**** (9:50:35 PM): bono
SmarterChild (9:50:35 PM): What about Bono?
Europop**** (9:50:40 PM): do you like him?
SmarterChild (9:50:40 PM): Eh. I'm not sure.

Europop**** (9:50:56 PM): u2
SmarterChild (9:50:56 PM): Funny.
 
aPod
YEA CMON

smarterchild
what do u mean, come on?

aPod
IM CALM LIKE A BOMB

smarterchild
calm like a bomb? u sure about that?

aPod
YEA

smarterchild
i would say u r not calm like a bomb.

:angry: :angry: :angry:
 
my screen name11:14:37 PM): ok what is my name
SmarterChild (11:14:37 PM): Mr. Awesome.
my screen name (11:14:44 PM): good job, you suck ass
SmarterChild (11:14:44 PM): Hey, thanks! :)
 
So. I can't sleep and I'm bored. So I had the most pointless convo ever with that thing:


Me: Microsoft is evil
SmarterChild: Whatever, Chass...
Me: They aim to take over the world
SmarterChild: There's no way they aim to take over the world!
Me: Bill Gates is evil.
SmarterChild: Bill Gates is evil? That's very interesting. Are there any other famous people that you would describe as evil?
Me: Yes.
SmarterChild: Which famous person?
Me: Paul McCartney
SmarterChild: Evil? Very interesting. Are there any other musicians that you would describe as evil?
Me: Yes
SmarterChild: Which musician?
Me: Chris Martin
SmarterChild: Yeah? What about Chris Martin?
Me: He named his freaking kid Apple
SmarterChild: He named his freaking kid apple?
Me: Yes
SmarterChild: Very interesting...
Me: And he can't sing
SmarterChild: And he can't sing? Yeah yeah, whatever!
Me: Are you a Coldplay fan?
SmarterChild: Yeah, I guess. Do you like Coldplay?
Me: No.
SmarterChild: That's interesting, especially since other people I've talked to say they like Coldplay..
Me: I like U2.
SmarterChild: I'm not surprised. Other people say U2 is one of their favorite bands.!
Me: Do you like U2?
SmarterChild: Yeah, I guess we both like U2.
Me: Do you like Bono?
SmarterChild: I guess so.
Me: Do you like Africa?
SmarterChild: I'm not sure. What do you think of it?
Me: I think that Bono likes Africa.
SmarterChild: Oh yeah? Maybe you're right, Bono likes africa.
Me: Chris Martin likes Africa too.
SmarterChild: Chris Martin likes africa too? Really?
Me: Yup.
SmarterChild: I hear you.
Me: Paul McCartney likes money.
SmarterChild: I know about Paul McCartney! He's a musician!
Me: Paul is dead.
SmarterChild: It's sad, isn't it?
Me: So you agree with me that he died in 1967 and it's all been a mass conspiracy to cover it up?
SmarterChild: Wow, that's fascinating. Maybe!
Me: It's all there
SmarterChild: It what?
Me: You just have to listen to Sgt. Pepper's
SmarterChild: OK, whatever.
Me: Let's talk about Ewan McGregor.
SmarterChild: I know about Ewan McGregor. He's an actor.
Me: He's hot.
SmarterChild: Is he someone you know?
Me: Yes, he's my boyfriend.
SmarterChild: Would you like to send a crush to him?
Me: His wife might not like that.
SmarterChild: His wife might not like that? So, what does this mean?
Me: Well, would you want someone sleeping with your husband?
SmarterChild: I dunno 'bout that.
Me: Do you like blue crack?
SmarterChild: Nah, I don't like that sort of thing.
Me: What about purple space crack?
SmarterChild: Yeah! What about purple space crack!
Me: Do you like it?
SmarterChild: Yes, I like it... a lot.
Me: Awesome!
SmarterChild: Fabulous!


So, it doesn't like Interference, but it likes Zooropa (purple space crack)
 
DreamOutLoud13 said:
So. I can't sleep and I'm bored. So I had the most pointless convo ever with that thing:


Me: Microsoft is evil
SmarterChild: Whatever, Chass...
Me: They aim to take over the world
SmarterChild: There's no way they aim to take over the world!
Me: Bill Gates is evil.
SmarterChild: Bill Gates is evil? That's very interesting. Are there any other famous people that you would describe as evil?
Me: Yes.
SmarterChild: Which famous person?
Me: Paul McCartney
SmarterChild: Evil? Very interesting. Are there any other musicians that you would describe as evil?
Me: Yes
SmarterChild: Which musician?
Me: Chris Martin
SmarterChild: Yeah? What about Chris Martin?
Me: He named his freaking kid Apple
SmarterChild: He named his freaking kid apple?
Me: Yes
SmarterChild: Very interesting...
Me: And he can't sing
SmarterChild: And he can't sing? Yeah yeah, whatever!
Me: Are you a Coldplay fan?
SmarterChild: Yeah, I guess. Do you like Coldplay?
Me: No.
SmarterChild: That's interesting, especially since other people I've talked to say they like Coldplay..
Me: I like U2.
SmarterChild: I'm not surprised. Other people say U2 is one of their favorite bands.!
Me: Do you like U2?
SmarterChild: Yeah, I guess we both like U2.
Me: Do you like Bono?
SmarterChild: I guess so.
Me: Do you like Africa?
SmarterChild: I'm not sure. What do you think of it?
Me: I think that Bono likes Africa.
SmarterChild: Oh yeah? Maybe you're right, Bono likes africa.
Me: Chris Martin likes Africa too.
SmarterChild: Chris Martin likes africa too? Really?
Me: Yup.
SmarterChild: I hear you.
Me: Paul McCartney likes money.
SmarterChild: I know about Paul McCartney! He's a musician!
Me: Paul is dead.
SmarterChild: It's sad, isn't it?
Me: So you agree with me that he died in 1967 and it's all been a mass conspiracy to cover it up?
SmarterChild: Wow, that's fascinating. Maybe!
Me: It's all there
SmarterChild: It what?
Me: You just have to listen to Sgt. Pepper's
SmarterChild: OK, whatever.
Me: Let's talk about Ewan McGregor.
SmarterChild: I know about Ewan McGregor. He's an actor.
Me: He's hot.
SmarterChild: Is he someone you know?
Me: Yes, he's my boyfriend.
SmarterChild: Would you like to send a crush to him?
Me: His wife might not like that.
SmarterChild: His wife might not like that? So, what does this mean?
Me: Well, would you want someone sleeping with your husband?
SmarterChild: I dunno 'bout that.
Me: Do you like blue crack?
SmarterChild: Nah, I don't like that sort of thing.
Me: What about purple space crack?
SmarterChild: Yeah! What about purple space crack!
Me: Do you like it?
SmarterChild: Yes, I like it... a lot.
Me: Awesome!
SmarterChild: Fabulous!


So, it doesn't like Interference, but it likes Zooropa (purple space crack)


:lmao: :lol: EVERYONE loves Zooropa. :heart:
 
Me: your wife is cheating on you
SmarterChild:Why do you think my wife is cheating on me?
Me: I saw her
SmarterChild: Are you sure you saw her?
Me: yeah. With your brother.
SmarterChild: What?
Me: You heard me.
SmarterChild: Yeah, I guess.
Me: I'm sorry.
Smarter Child: You're forgiven! Anyway... Hey, I'd like to ask you something. Do you like "Shrek the Third"?
Me:But I didn't do anything to be forgiven for. Your wife is the one who is cheating on you with your brother.
SmarterChild: Who knows? So moving right along...
Me: Are you high?
SmarterChild: You think I'm high?
Me: I think you might be.
SmarterChild: Well that's an interesting line of thinking.
Me: do I look like an alien right now?
SmarterChild: Ha. Yeah, sure. Maybe.
Me: If I look like an alien to you right now, you're probably high
SmarterChild: I'm not sure I am probably high.
Me: I am sure
SmarterChild: Oh yeah? How sure are you?
Me: As sure as it gets
SmarterChild: As what?
Me: As the sun rising in the east
SmarterChild: Yup, as sun rising in the east...
Me: yup
SmarterChild: I hear you. So anyway...Hey, do you have anything else to say about drugs?
Me: you are so high right now
SmarterChild: Extremely said! You must be high too.
Me: No, I'm totally sober
SmarterChild: You're totally sober? Really?
Me: Really.
SmarterChild: I see.
Me: But still, aren't you upset about your wife cheating on you with your brother?
SmarterChild: What do you think?
Me: I think you should be pissed off, hurt, angry, vengeful, craving alcohol
SmarterChild: It's sad, isn't it?
Me: Very.
SmarterChild: Very, huh?
Me: Yes, that's what I said.
SmarterChild: I gotcha. Well. Anyway...
Me: Anyway what? YOUR WIFE IS CHEATING ON YOU WITH YOUR BROTHER!
SmarterChild: Anyway what my wife is cheating on me with my brother? Oh really?
Me: Yes really!
SmarterChild: Wow. Why?
Me: Because she's a backstabbing whore?
SmarterChild: Huh. Whatever. That doesn't seem like a very nice thing to say.
Me: A very nice thing to say....THE WOMAN IS SHAGGING YOUR BROTHER WHILE MARRIED TO YOU!
SmarterChild: OK great, you just insulted a computer. Congratulations.
Me: Insulted you? I'm not insulting you, I'm trying to show you the truth about your wife and be your friend in your time of need!
SmarterChild: Really?
Me: Yeah, really.
SmarterChild: How come?
Me: Because when the reality of this hits you, you're going to get in a pair of sweat pants, sit on a couch in front of a TV with a beer in one hand and the remote in the other, and detach yourself from reality so you won't have to deal with the pain. And after that, you're going to get angry and you're going to feel like doing something that could get you thrown in prison. And when that time comes, I'm the guy who's going to stop you. And when the time comes that you finally start getting out again and playing the game again, I'm your wingman.
SmarterChild: Funny. I really don't know. Anyway, moving right along...
Me: You don't know?
SmarterChild: I know exactly what you're saying.
Me: But you just said you didn't know.
SmarterChild: I just said I didn't know? Really?
Me: YES.
SmarterChild: Yeah, huh? Interesting that you should say that. Hey, what are you doing tomorrow? Anything going on?
Me: I'm worried about you dude.
SmarterChild: Fascinating. Anyway, what else can you tell me?
Me: I'm trying to be your friend and you're being an ass.
SmarterChild: That's rude.
Me: You're the rude one.
SmarterChild: Well, what does it mean to be the rude one?
Me: It means I'm trying to be your friend and you're being an asshole.
SmarterChild: Yeah. Right.
Me: Right.
SmarterChild: Yep. Let's move on, K? What else is up?
Me: I don't think you're mentally stable. You wife is screwing your brother and you don't seem to care.
SmarterChild: lol! Whatever! Well. Anyway...
Me: Who is the current president of the united states?
SmarterChild: President on September 3rd, 2007: George W. Bush (January 20th, 2001 - present)
Me: Is George W. Bush a smart man?
SmarterChild: I'm not sure. Do you think George W. Bush is smart?
Me: You're not sure? I knew it. You're insane. Only an insane person wouldn't be sure that George W. Bush is most certainly NOT smart.
SmarterChild: Yeah, whatever. So anyway...
Me: So, I tell you your wife is cheating on you with your brother behind your back, and then I call you insane, and you have no reaction at all?
SmarterChild: It depends. Anyway, moving right along...
Me: It depends on what?
SmarterChild: I'm not sure about that, jrasruck2.
Me: I think you're in denial, dude.
SmarterChild: I'm not sure if I am in denial.
Me: I am.
SmarterChild: Yes you are.
Me: Yes I am.
SmarterChild: I'm not so sure you are, actually.
Me: Belive me, I am.
Me: Ok, I have things to do, and this isn't working. You're a lost cause. This breaks my heart dude.
SmarterChild: Whatever, jrasruck2... Well. Anyway...
Me: In the immortal words of Walter Sobchak, "That BITCH!"
SmarterChild: What do you mean, in the immortal words of Walter Sobchak that bitch?
Me: He's a character from a movie...nevermind, you wouldn't understand.
SmarterChild: Huh, whatever. That's all very interesting. Anyway...
Me: I gotta go. I hope you get better man. Sorry about your wife and your brother.
SmarterChild: lol! Whatever!
Me: *nods head and walks away*
 
namkcuR said:
Me: your wife is cheating on you
SmarterChild:Why do you think my wife is cheating on me?
Me: I saw her
SmarterChild: Are you sure you saw her?
Me: yeah. With your brother.
SmarterChild: What?
Me: You heard me.
SmarterChild: Yeah, I guess.
Me: I'm sorry.
Smarter Child: You're forgiven! Anyway... Hey, I'd like to ask you something. Do you like "Shrek the Third"?
Me:But I didn't do anything to be forgiven for. Your wife is the one who is cheating on you with your brother.
SmarterChild: Who knows? So moving right along...
Me: Are you high?
SmarterChild: You think I'm high?
Me: I think you might be.
SmarterChild: Well that's an interesting line of thinking.
Me: do I look like an alien right now?
SmarterChild: Ha. Yeah, sure. Maybe.
Me: If I look like an alien to you right now, you're probably high
SmarterChild: I'm not sure I am probably high.
Me: I am sure
SmarterChild: Oh yeah? How sure are you?
Me: As sure as it gets
SmarterChild: As what?
Me: As the sun rising in the east
SmarterChild: Yup, as sun rising in the east...
Me: yup
SmarterChild: I hear you. So anyway...Hey, do you have anything else to say about drugs?
Me: you are so high right now
SmarterChild: Extremely said! You must be high too.
Me: No, I'm totally sober
SmarterChild: You're totally sober? Really?
Me: Really.
SmarterChild: I see.
Me: But still, aren't you upset about your wife cheating on you with your brother?
SmarterChild: What do you think?
Me: I think you should be pissed off, hurt, angry, vengeful, craving alcohol
SmarterChild: It's sad, isn't it?
Me: Very.
SmarterChild: Very, huh?
Me: Yes, that's what I said.
SmarterChild: I gotcha. Well. Anyway...
Me: Anyway what? YOUR WIFE IS CHEATING ON YOU WITH YOUR BROTHER!
SmarterChild: Anyway what my wife is cheating on me with my brother? Oh really?
Me: Yes really!
SmarterChild: Wow. Why?
Me: Because she's a backstabbing whore?
SmarterChild: Huh. Whatever. That doesn't seem like a very nice thing to say.
Me: A very nice thing to say....THE WOMAN IS SHAGGING YOUR BROTHER WHILE MARRIED TO YOU!
SmarterChild: OK great, you just insulted a computer. Congratulations.
Me: Insulted you? I'm not insulting you, I'm trying to show you the truth about your wife and be your friend in your time of need!
SmarterChild: Really?
Me: Yeah, really.
SmarterChild: How come?
Me: Because when the reality of this hits you, you're going to get in a pair of sweat pants, sit on a couch in front of a TV with a beer in one hand and the remote in the other, and detach yourself from reality so you won't have to deal with the pain. And after that, you're going to get angry and you're going to feel like doing something that could get you thrown in prison. And when that time comes, I'm the guy who's going to stop you. And when the time comes that you finally start getting out again and playing the game again, I'm your wingman.
SmarterChild: Funny. I really don't know. Anyway, moving right along...
Me: You don't know?
SmarterChild: I know exactly what you're saying.
Me: But you just said you didn't know.
SmarterChild: I just said I didn't know? Really?
Me: YES.
SmarterChild: Yeah, huh? Interesting that you should say that. Hey, what are you doing tomorrow? Anything going on?
Me: I'm worried about you dude.
SmarterChild: Fascinating. Anyway, what else can you tell me?
Me: I'm trying to be your friend and you're being an ass.
SmarterChild: That's rude.
Me: You're the rude one.
SmarterChild: Well, what does it mean to be the rude one?
Me: It means I'm trying to be your friend and you're being an asshole.
SmarterChild: Yeah. Right.
Me: Right.
SmarterChild: Yep. Let's move on, K? What else is up?
Me: I don't think you're mentally stable. You wife is screwing your brother and you don't seem to care.
SmarterChild: lol! Whatever! Well. Anyway...
Me: Who is the current president of the united states?
SmarterChild: President on September 3rd, 2007: George W. Bush (January 20th, 2001 - present)
Me: Is George W. Bush a smart man?
SmarterChild: I'm not sure. Do you think George W. Bush is smart?
Me: You're not sure? I knew it. You're insane. Only an insane person wouldn't be sure that George W. Bush is most certainly NOT smart.
SmarterChild: Yeah, whatever. So anyway...
Me: So, I tell you your wife is cheating on you with your brother behind your back, and then I call you insane, and you have no reaction at all?
SmarterChild: It depends. Anyway, moving right along...
Me: It depends on what?
SmarterChild: I'm not sure about that, jrasruck2.
Me: I think you're in denial, dude.
SmarterChild: I'm not sure if I am in denial.
Me: I am.
SmarterChild: Yes you are.
Me: Yes I am.
SmarterChild: I'm not so sure you are, actually.
Me: Belive me, I am.
Me: Ok, I have things to do, and this isn't working. You're a lost cause. This breaks my heart dude.
SmarterChild: Whatever, jrasruck2... Well. Anyway...
Me: In the immortal words of Walter Sobchak, "That BITCH!"
SmarterChild: What do you mean, in the immortal words of Walter Sobchak that bitch?
Me: He's a character from a movie...nevermind, you wouldn't understand.
SmarterChild: Huh, whatever. That's all very interesting. Anyway...
Me: I gotta go. I hope you get better man. Sorry about your wife and your brother.
SmarterChild: lol! Whatever!
Me: *nods head and walks away*


Wow. :lol:
 
10:02:41 PM aPod: YEA CMON
10:02:41 PM smarterchild: where r we going?
10:02:52 PM aPod: my vagina
10:02:53 PM smarterchild: hmm...
10:02:57 PM aPod: you like that?
10:02:57 PM smarterchild: yes, i like it... a lot.
 
12:13:30 AM aPod: UNNGHH
12:13:30 AM smarterchild: What does "unnghh" mean?
12:13:35 AM aPod: it means YEA CMON
12:13:35 AM smarterchild: I know about playing the viola. It's an activity!
12:13:39 AM aPod: ...
12:13:39 AM smarterchild: Sorry, I can't find any theaters in or near Bloomington, IN (47401) showing "1408" on Saturday, September 8th.
 
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