Slutsk, Belarus Superthread

[Axver]

So far, we've visited:

1. Pop Survivor Round One
2. Australia Discotheque style
3. EBTTRT
4. IAMJ
5. TCATT
6. POTDB
7. EYKIW/Liechtenstein
8. AIWIU2
9. Australia
10. Sheikh Djibouti
11. Te Urewera National Park
12. Inaccessible Island
13. Lodgepole, Nebraska
14. Bangaluru, which was Bangin'
15. Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotameteaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenakitanatahu
16. Territorial Collectivity of Saint Pierre and Michelin
17. Ouagadougou
18. Dominican Republic
19. Longyearbyen, Spitsbergen
20. Fernando de Noronha
21. Kyzyl, aka Fuck Vowels
22. Torquay, aka Fawlty Towers
23. Pay the Bill, Wyoming
24. Fenway Park
25. Pridnestrovian Moldavian Republic
26. Bumberry, NSW
27. Vrbno pod Pradědem
28. Unalaska, Alaska
29. Sexy Peak, Idaho
30. Fucking, Austria
31. Wittenoom, Western Australia
32. Hell, Michigan
33. Centralia, Pennsylvania
34. Anus, France
35. Vagina, Krasnoyarsk Krai, Russia
36. Wetwang, England
37. Cunter, Switzerland
38. Bastard Township, Ontario
39. Useless Loop, Western Australia
40. Tea, South Dakota
41. Giggleswick, England
42. Whakapapa (pronounced "Fuck a Papa"), New Zealand, aka Incest
43. Jen's Room, Lamethreadlocation, Geelong
44. Twatt, Shetland
45. Fingringhoe, Essex
46. Blowhard, Victoria
47. Orange Free State, South Africa
48. Middle Intercourse Island
49. Disneyland, USA
50. Saint-Louis-du-Ha! Ha!, Quebec
51. This Baby's Mustache, America
52. Boring Lava Field, Oregon
53. Ian's a Morón Air Base, Spain
54. Comet 3D/Biela (lost)
55. Dildo vs bug pinus, Newfoundland
56. Haiku Valley, Hawaii
57. Hole of Horcum, England
58. Cumbum, Tamil Nadu, India
59. Hell For Certain, Kentucky
60. Devil's Dyke, Sussex, England
61. Koolyanobbing, Western Australia
62. Jamaica Plain, Massachusetts
63. Three Cocks and the Truth, Wales
64. Saddam Hussein Town, Sri Lanka
65. Tittybong, Victoria, Australia
66. Humptulips, Washington
67. Sugar Tit, South Carolina
68. End of Earth, Michigan
69. Big Bone Lick State Park, Kentucky
70. Kholat Syakhl, Russia
71. Adelaide, South Australia
72. Dumb Hope, Northumberland, UK
73. Bumpass, Virginia
74. Bogan Gate, New South Wales
75. The Mullet, Ireland
76. Upperthong, West Yorkshire
77. Sexbierum, Holland
78. Pussy, France
79. Postwhorehouse Meadow
80. Brilliant, Alabama
81. Hooker, Oklahoma
82. Knob Lick, Missouri
83. Fresh Kills, Staten Island
84. Swastika, Ontario
85. Paw Paw, West Vagina
86. Tutaekuri ("dogshit") River, New Zealand
87. Axver Will Post Here While Losing His Virginity, Utah
88. Alphabet City, New York
89. Kumamoto ("fire cunt" in Swahili), Japan
90. Llanfairynghornwy, Anglesey, Wales
91. Geebung, Queensland
92. Knockemstiff, Ohio
93. Vazza's Bar, Montenegro
94. Rough and Ready, California
95. Uranium City, Saskatchewan
96. Axver is an Iron Knob, South Australia
97. Howlong, Howlong Must We Sing This Song, New South Wales
98. Penistone, South Yorkshire
99. Cumby, Texas
100. Gay and Lesbian Kingdom of the Coral Sea Islands
101. Vaduz, Liechtenstein
102. Have a Wank, Bavaria
103. Go sit in the Hooker Corner, Indiana
104. Brest Railway Museum, Belarus
105. Craggy Island, Ireland
106. Rooty Hill Holiday Inn, New South Wales
107. Westward Ho!, Devon, England
108. We Loveladies, New Jersey
109. Desert Island VII
110. Adiós, Spain
111. Smackover, Arkansas
112. Shag Point, New Zealand
113. Mollie's Nipple, Utah
114. Shitlington Crags, Northumberland
115. Pity Me, County Durham
116. Why Arizona?
117. Die, Drôme
118. You're a Bitche, France
119. Bird-in-Hand, Pennsylvania
120. Pecker's Point, Newfoundland
121. Fake, Nigeria
122. Scull your Beer, Devon
123. Weed, California
124. Cockplay, Scotland
125. Little Snoring, Norfolk
126. Crap, Albania
127. Mount Buggery, Victoria
128. Mount Gay, West Virginia
129. Dickshooter, Idaho
130. River Piddle, Dorset
131. Wanglik, Guangdong
132. Conception Junction, Missouri
133. Intercourse, Pennslyvania
134. Wendy-cum-Jolly, Hertfordshire
135. Bald Knob, Arkansas
136. Woodenbong, New South Wales
137. 8 Hiscock Road, Melbourne
138. Shades of Death Road, New Jersey
139. Cinnaminson, New Jersey
140. Serena, Louisiana

After being in Cinnaminson and Serena, the Superthread is moving onto less tasteful pastures in Slutsk, Belarus. This is perhaps where all those Eastern European mail-order brides come from. Slutsk has been known about in writing since the 12th century, so it's clearly built one hell of a Slutsky reputation for itself, including Belts of Slutsk and the Slutsk Defence Action.

Slutsk - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

 

[Gluey]

:fuckyeah:

 

[Axver]

I can't decide if it's worth having a shower this late in the day. I'm leaning towards not.

See, for me, this qualifies as early.

 

[bono_212]

Now we're going in somewhere less tasteful than our current location: http://forum.interference.com/f296/slutsk-belarus-superthread-188403.html

(Ah, shit, sorry Ashley! If I'd seen your last post about finding a location, I would have told you to make it! )

No worries

 

[Alisaura]

See, for me, this qualifies as early.

Not for much longer, 10am-lecture boy! Bwahahaha.

I think I'll save the water and stay in my PJs.


Also, is there a reason that Serena was followed by Slutsk?

 

[Axver]

Who Posted?
Total Posts: 1,006
User Name Posts
Axver 231 (including post #60,000; woo?)
bono_212 183
Alisaura 91
KhanadaRhodes 79
Its Britastic! 67
The Sad Punk 51
Serena Vox 39
gluey 39
RavenBlue 38
coolian2 35
DreamOutLoud13 33
mysterious_jen 32
Irishteen 21
GibsonGirl 20
LemonMelon 12
zuropa_fit 12
Galeongirl 7
Angela Harlem 4
phillyfan26 3
Lemonchick 2
Varitek 2
U2MaNaIcWeIdO 2
UberBeaver 2
phanan 1

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

Reminds me of a story from my Dad....he used to work with a building crowd and they were building a new funeral home in our town....one day they were testing out the new thing which lowers the casket into a thing at the end of the service (in the funeral parlour when the casket isn't being taken anywhere)....they needed to replicate the proper weights etc so one of the boys jumped into the casket and lay there as they lowered him down. As this was going on, some Asian painters walked into the room who didn't notice any of this going on....anyway, as they raised the casket back up, the dude lying in it sat up and said "That was a smooth ride!", the Asian painters turned white and ran out of the building!!

Reminds me of a joke my dad told me.

This guy was driving down the road, and there was an ambulance in front of him. At some point, it turned a corner too fast, the door swung open, and a cooler fell out. The guy stopped and looked inside the cooler, and there was a toe inside. He didn't know what to do, so he called a tow-truck ("toe" truck, get it? )

 

[Gluey]

Reminds me of a joke my dad told me.

This guy was driving down the road, and there was an ambulance in front of him. At some point, it turned a corner too fast, the door swung open, and a cooler fell out. The guy stopped and looked inside the cooler, and there was a toe inside. He didn't know what to do, so he called a tow-truck ("toe" truck, get it? )

 

[Axver]

Not for much longer, 10am-lecture boy! Bwahahaha.

Yes for much longer! I've never done morning showers. Always evening ones.

Also, is there a reason that Serena was followed by Slutsk?

See:

After being in Cinnaminson and Serena, the Superthread is moving onto less tasteful pastures in Slutsk, Belarus.

Got to have variety, you know. Spice of life and all that bullshit.

 

[U2MaNaIcWeIdO]

This is one reason the PGP's been so quiet...

Oh...no wonder it's been so quiet! I thought it was me for a minute

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

Oh Scully, you have so much to learn.

 

[Gluey]

Got to have variety, you know. Spice of life and all that bullshit.

Exactly

 

[U2MaNaIcWeIdO]

Reminds me of a joke my dad told me.

This guy was driving down the road, and there was an ambulance in front of him. At some point, it turned a corner too fast, the door swung open, and a cooler fell out. The guy stopped and looked inside the cooler, and there was a toe inside. He didn't know what to do, so he called a tow-truck ("toe" truck, get it? )

My mom would have found that funny

 

[Gluey]

Oh...no wonder it's been so quiet! I thought it was me for a minute

I haven't been in there for ages!

I've been having too much fun whoring it up here.....seems to be more people around during 'my time' than in PGP.....

 

[Axver]

Exactly

Ah, I see you found five Slutsk natives.

 

[Gluey]

Ah, I see you found five Slutsk natives.

Ahh so you've met them before? Having never been there, I wouldn't know what they looked like

 

[Alisaura]

Yes for much longer! I've never done morning showers. Always evening ones.

Aah. I don't wake up properly until I've had a shower.

Got to have variety, you know. Spice of life and all that bullshit.

Oh yes, variety... I remember that...


Toe truck...

 

[U2MaNaIcWeIdO]

I haven't been in there for ages!

I've been having too much fun whoring it up here.....seems to be more people around during 'my time' than in PGP.....

Ehh...it's the same old same old in PGPland.

I need to brush up on my "supposed" postwhoring (or as I call it...postwhining )

 

[Alisaura]

Oh...no wonder it's been so quiet! I thought it was me for a minute

No, not you at all. This place was just more active and I've been sucked in....

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

"I think something's going on out here."

Really captian obvious Scully? Seriously?!

 

[Axver]

Ahh so you've met them before? Having never been there, I wouldn't know what they looked like

Judging by your avatar, that's a total lie and you were actually born there. DON'T DECEIVE THE SUPERTHREAD, KIMSK!

 

[bono_212]

5 songs in and the flow seems successful so far....but I'm worried about this next one:


and...... I don't know it was kinda rough.

 

[U2MaNaIcWeIdO]

No, not you at all. This place was just more active and I've been sucked in....

Yea...I can understand the attraction

 

[bono_212]

"I think something's going on out here."

Really captian obvious Scully? Seriously?!

She's painfully unaware at the beginning

 

[Axver]

Aah. I don't wake up properly until I've had a shower.

I don't wake up properly until I've had an Internet fix.

 

[Axver]

5 songs in and the flow seems successful so far....but I'm worried about this next one:


and...... I don't know it was kinda rough.

You want to send it to me and let me critique it mercilessly?

 

[Gluey]

Yea...I can understand the attraction

Ax will think it's him

 

[Gluey]

Judging by your avatar, that's a total lie and you were actually born there. DON'T DECEIVE THE SUPERTHREAD, KIMSK!

Who's the oldest poster in the superthreads anyway?

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

Ooooh, Scully's getting naked!

 

[Gluey]

Ooooh, Scully's getting naked!