Sir Mix-A-Lot's "Buttermilk Biscuits"

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OK, this is an oldie, but is anyone else a fan of this stoopid ass song? It's honestly one of the funniest things I've ever heard and has been one of my favorite songs ever.
 
Buttermilk biscuits, here we go, pass the flour, roll the dough.
 
We used to play four-square while listening to the S.W.A.S.S. album...in the sixth grade! Buttermilk Biscuits was a huge favorite, and I still love it. :up:

Don't even get me started on the Square Dance Rap.
 
oh man, Angel, this is too funny!



my friends who i carpool with at school always play some stupid Sir Mix-a-Lot song on the way to school (I Like Big Butts, Jump On It, etc. . . ) and a few days ago my friend downloaded Buttermilk Biscuits to his iPod and started raving about it, and now its the only thing we play!
 
HeartlandGirl said:
We used to play four-square while listening to the S.W.A.S.S. album...in the sixth grade!


How funny!! That's when I listened to it too - used to love Posse on Broadway as well - but BBiscuits became THE song of my young life for some weird reason. It just doesn't get old. :lmao:
 
If it were a life or death situation, and the only way to save myself was to rap all of 'Posse's On Broadway,' I'm pretty sure I could do it.
 
Wow, a Sir Mix A Lot thread with no mention of Baby Got Back?! Posse's On Broadway's a classic.

She's a sista I can't resist ha
Red beans and rice didn't miss ha
 
Ladera Heights said:
Wow, a Sir Mix A Lot thread with no mention of Baby Got Back?!

Look at the first post.....
"stoopid ass song"

:wink:
 
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Now I'm your big mal dropper, mud duck stopper
Fila on the bottom and Adidas on the topper
Transform scratchin', big beat matchin'
I can tell you're getting jealous by the look I'm catchin'
I hate dumb skeezers, MC beater
Drop 5 grand on my bird white needer?
Smooth like ice, don't get nice
Just turn up the box for the Mix-A-Lot slice (looks good)

Y'all ready to get busy? (yuh yuh!)
Now, buttermilk biscuits here we go
Sift the flour roll the dough
Clap your hands and stomp your feet
Move your butt to the funky beat (huh huh)

Buttermilk biscuits (x 3)
(Lord have mercy Mix-A-Lot's got me rappin' about biscuits now)

We from L.A. to the Carolinas
Dip them suckers in Aunt Jemima
Don't make a difference what food you make
Use buttermilk biscuits to clean your plate
You eat 'em in the morn', you eat 'em at night
Kentucky Fried Chicken makes the suckers just right
I am eat 'em with jelly it's my favorite deally
Wrapped and sealed by a freak named Shelley (huh huh)

Buttermilk biscuits (x 3)

One day I kissed my freak, hit the street
Looking for something to eat
In a 18-wheeler, lookin' real swass
All the girls smile 'cause I'm the big boss
And I gotta eat now, can't eat later
Made a lot of noise to attract my waiter
The boy walked up, and what did he say?
"Get buttermilk biscuits free today!"
So what you waitin' on boy, get up shake a leg
Gimme 10 of them suckers with grits and eggs
A glass of Koolaid and a whole stick of butter
Them biscuits make me a superfast cutter (huh huh)

Now grab that can and wrap it in your hand
Bang that sucker till it the dough expands
Cook them suckers up in your oven
Grab your girlie and get a little lovin'
Add a bag of honey if you want to get funny
Microwave the suckers if you want your honey runny
Kinda get naughty at the Mix-A-Lot party
And rub them suckers all over your body (huh huh)
 
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blueeyedgirl said:
Reading that explains a lot about the state of the world...:huh:

What do you mean? It's not a social commentary, just a silly little ditty - just as silly as any other joke-type song.
 
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