Simpsons Appreciation Thread

LarryMullen's POPAngel · Oct 4, 2001

Yes, I'm starting one.

I love this show, and this year I believe it will be starting it's 12th season...talk about longevity!

So, everyone post their favorite episodes, quotes, pictures (no "Homer is uh, "elevated" PLEASE!!), etc., ok?

Lisa's my favorite character...as a kid I could totally relate to her. My favorite Lisa episode has to be the one where she has a crush on Nelson...either that or the one where she thinks she's doomed to grow up stupid. lol

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Sledgehammer · Oct 4, 2001

Originally posted by LarryMullen's_POPAngel:
Yes, I'm starting one.

I love this show, and this year I believe it will be starting it's 12th season...talk about longevity!

So, everyone post their favorite episodes, quotes, pictures (no "Homer is uh, "elevated" PLEASE!!), etc., ok?

Lisa's my favorite character...as a kid I could totally relate to her. My favorite Lisa episode has to be the one where she has a crush on Nelson...either that or the one where she thinks she's doomed to grow up stupid. lol

Sledgehammer · Oct 4, 2001

Marge: Homer there's a man here who thinks he can help you!
Homer: Batman?
Marge: No he's a scientist.
Homer: Batman's a scientist.
Marge: He's not Batman!

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Homer: I'm not normally a religious man, but if you're up there, save me, Superman!

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Got to walk out of here, I can't take anymore
Gonna stand on that bridge, keep my eyes down below
Whatever may come and whatever may go
that river's flowing

"Don't Give Up", Peter Gabriel

Sledgehammer · Oct 4, 2001

Sledgehammer · Oct 4, 2001

I can't see the pics...nothing's working fine today!

Anyway, Homer has said "trying is the first step toward failure", so I won't post any more pics.

Johnny Swallow · Oct 4, 2001

"You've tried your hardest and failed miserably...the moral is never try."

brettig · Oct 4, 2001

Lisa: Dad can I have something to eat?
Homer: Do you want a donut?
Lisa: No, is there any fruit?
Homer: This donut has purple in it, purple is a fruit.

Sicy · Oct 4, 2001

Johnny Swallow · Oct 4, 2001

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Foxxern · Oct 4, 2001

Homer: Homer 10, Terrorists 8
Lenny, Carl, Mr Burns: (muffled laughing)

Mr Burns: Why its that delightful little leprechaun! I'm going to get your Lucky Charms.
(power drill heard)
Hans Moleman: Oh no, my brains....

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Change is the only constant

HeartlandGirl · Oct 4, 2001

Mr. Burns to Smithers: "Conga like you mean it! Please don't make me shock you!"

Rod and Todd: "Daddy, I'm the jealous jockey! I'm a torso!"

My absolute favorite episode, besides all the Sideshow Bob episodes, is the one where Homer finds the Mr. Sparkles box at the dump.

Mr. Sparkle: "I'm disrespectful to dirt! Can you see that I am serious!

Get out of my way, all of you! This is no place for loafers. Join me or die. Can you do any less?" Then the women say, "What a brave corporate logo!"

For lucky best wash, use Mr. Sparkles!

mocool12 · Oct 4, 2001

You guys rock.

Skinner: One question remains. How do I get out of the army?
Bart: Just make a pass at your commanding officer.
Skinner: Done and done. And I mean done...

Santa's Little Helper and Snowball:
We...love...you...

Homer: Haven't you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain What's-his-name? Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well, I didn't hear anybody laughing, did you?!

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"All right I'll eat your- eat your shorts?!!"

Squid · Oct 4, 2001

Homer: So who am I beating up?
Lisa: Nobody. You're just going to break into everyone's house and steal their favorite toy.
Bart: Thus saving Christmas.
Homer: Hmm... this will make three Christmases I've saved versus eight I've ruined... two were kind of a draw...

James Woods: 75, 85, 90, and a dollar. Thank you, and come again. Hey, wait a minute! Hey! Uh...could I just ask you a question? Did you...did you believe that, the way I gave you the change? Did I sound like a real Kwik-E-Mart, you know, kind of guy?
Jimbo: Actually, I thought it was a little labored.
Woods: Oh.
Jimbo: You've got to lose yourself in the moment, man!
Woods: Yeah, like, yeah, OK, great! OK, let's, let's just try that again, OK? Come on. Hey, come on -- hey! Get over here. OK, now you're you, I'm me.
Jimbo: I'm me?
Woods: Hey -- don't...jerk me around, fella.

Mel Gibson: Forget it, Homer. Let's just give them the stupid movie.
Homer: Movies aren't stupid. They fill us with romance and hatred and revenge fantasies. "Lethal Weapon" showed us that suicide is funny.
Gibson: That really wasn't my intention.
Homer: Before "Lethal Weapon 2" I didn't know there could be a bomb in my toilet, but now I check every time.
Marge: It's true, he does.

Marge: [into microphone] Hello, police? This is Marge Simpson. My husband is on a murderous rampage. Over.
Chief Wiggum: Well, thank God that's over. I was worried there for a second. [turns off radio]

My favorite episode is "Homer and Apu", which is the one that has the James Woods quote in it.

LarryMullen's POPAngel · Oct 4, 2001

I love the Sideshow Bob episodes.

LOL

Calluna · Oct 4, 2001

Hey Ma! Git off the dang roof!!!

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Remember the goul.

Shake n' bake
Do whatever it takes

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mikal · Oct 4, 2001

DOH!!!!!!!!!

Homer's my hero!

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11 MORE DAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bonochick · Oct 5, 2001

Nothing beats Homer singing...

"Simpson, Homer Simpson!
He's the greatest guy in history!
From the...town of Springfield,
He's about to hit a chestnut tree..."

*CRASH*

"I am so smart, I am so smart!
S-M-R-T, I mean S-M-A-R-T!"

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PLEBA: It's Just A Stinkin' Forum!!!!!!! Yeesh!!!!!!!

LarryMullen's POPAngel · Oct 5, 2001

Originally posted by Bonochick:
Nothing beats Homer singing...

"I am so smart, I am so smart!
S-M-R-T, I mean S-M-A-R-T!"

OMG!!!! LOL

I quote that line every other day!

Long live Homer Simpson!!!

PS-Which pics did you post, Sledge?

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"I suppose I do everything in extremes-laugh a lot, cry a lot, fight a lot, make love a lot, eat too much, drink too much, try too much, cry too much. Pass the onion..." -Bono

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*~The Official POP_Whore of Interference~*

TylerDurden · Oct 5, 2001

Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No!
Homer: Bacon?
Lisa: No!
Homer? Pork?
Lisa: No! Homer they all come from the same animal!
Homer: Oh suuuure Lisa, some kind of magical, mystical animal!

Always makes me laugh.

zooropamanda · Oct 5, 2001

"even when your ass is showingggggg"

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"I'm a brat and I know everything"

Diemen · Oct 5, 2001

The Simpsons is quite possibly the greatest sitcom in the history of television.

Satire at it's best.

Johnny Swallow · Oct 5, 2001

"Potato Man!"

"Where the 'ell have you been?"

brettig · Oct 5, 2001

some folk'll never eat a skunk but then again some folk'll, like cletus the slack jawed yokel...

Hewson · Oct 5, 2001

Marge: "Homer you can't wear a tie with a short sleeved shirt."
Homer: "But Detective Sipowicz does."
Marge: "You're not Detective Sipowicz"
Homer: "Ooohhh...I wanna be Sipowicz"

Homer: "Whew working at home is tough, think I'll order a Tab" (presses tab key on computer)
Homer: "Wheres' my Tab?"

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The joker is the best card.

Hewson · Oct 5, 2001

Homer crashes car into statue of reindeer:
Homer: "D'oh"
Lisa: "A deer"
Marge: "A female deer"

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The joker is the best card.

LarryMullen's POPAngel · Oct 5, 2001

Originally posted by SweetOnU2:
Simpsons Apprecation, I thought you were going to include Jessica Simpson or OJ Simpson! LOL

Anywho, Shouldn't Bart and Lisa be like out of college by now! And the baby in HS?

You Simpsons FREAKS!!

Um, no.

Calluna · Oct 6, 2001

*chants*

WE LIKE ROY!!! WE LIKE ROY!!!

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Shake n' bake
Do whatever it takes

SweetOnU2 · Oct 6, 2001

Simpsons Apprecation, I thought you were going to include Jessica Simpson or OJ Simpson! LOL

Anywho, Shouldn't Bart and Lisa be like out of college by now! And the baby in HS?

You Simpsons FREAKS!!

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Calluna · Oct 9, 2001

Disco Stu doesn't advertise!

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Remember the goul.

Shake n' bake
Do whatever it takes

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notiti · Oct 9, 2001

Homer: Why do you mock me oh lord??
Marge: Homer, that's not God, that's just a waffle Bart threw up there.
(Knoks if off with broom)
Homer: (Picking up waffle) I know I should not eat thee Lord. MMMMMMMMM Sacrilicious.....

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