Shuttlecrab! Part XV - Sweet the shell, butter the taste in my mouth

[u2popmofo]

Breaking knife crime related news!

YouTube - The Onion: Multiple Stab Wounds May Be Harmful To Monkeys

 

[GirlsAloudFan]

Hey, I guess there actually is/was a band called Shuttlecock. They even have a last.fm page. They have 144 listeners and 1416 plays. The one comment in their Shoutbox says "i saw these guys a few years back and i'll never forget it. totally unique and totally awesome."

Shuttlecock – Listen free and discover music at Last.fm

 

[lazarus]

Uh oh. I didn't know. I DIDN'T KNOW!!

 

[LMP]

Kiki! Horst!

 

[GirlsAloudFan]

We've been living a lie. Not unlike Boner Vox.

 

[lazarus]

There's also another band who named their album Shuttlecock:

Now that's more like it. You know Claycourt's standing off-camera in a smoking jacket.

 

[impy13]

I'm without computer for the next few days, back in DFW for St. Party's debauchery, but I've got my iPhone and some funny things have happened over the past day:

1. Cut a hole in a box.

2. As a Mexican fellow with a Blago haircut walked into the bank behind me, "All Because of Cock" was playing. I chuckled at thinking of the Cockified lyrics.

3. A 19 year old faux hipster piece of trash at the record store was attempting to impress an admittedly hot girl with his "musical knowledge" which consisted of the following tidbits : "Don't listen to Iron & Wine. It's the most depressing music ever made." "Neutral Milk Hotel only made one album. This On Avery Island must be a bootleg." And then a discussion of Godspeed which consisted solely of quoting that scene in Pineapple Express.

4. ?????

5. PROFIT!

 

[BonoIsMyMuse]

Holy paranoia, Batman!

http://www.u2interference.com/forums/f304/best-stage-pitch-diagram-seen-yet-195294.html

 

[Dalton]

So ... the joys of fatherhood.

1. stick your dick in the box

2. wife goes out for a few hours.

3. daughter wakes up with diarrhea all the way down both legs

4. both jump in the shower and hose off

5. go to daughter's room - open window, close door, wait for wife to return.

 

[corianderstem]

Sometimes I'm so happy not to have children.

This is one of those times.

 

[phillyfan26]

I'm glad I don't have children, also.

 

[Dalton]

Nah, the good far outweighs the bad. Plus, this situation allowed me to send the greatest text ever.

To my wife:

Shit everywhere. Come home.

 

[corianderstem]

That's pretty awesome. Although not so awesome for your wife. No one wants to get that message, ever.

 

[martha]

Come home.

Did she?

 

[lazarus]

That's pretty awesome. Although not so awesome for your wife. No one wants to get that message, ever.

If you're into scat, that text message is like fucking Christmas.

 

[Dalton]

Did she?

Hell yes she did!

After her kickboxing class was over and she ran all the errands she wanted to

I'm the king of this castle.

 

[martha]

Hell yes she did!



I'm the king of this castle.

Dude!

 

[Dalton]

Dude!

Yeah, like a pride of lions. When I roar she scurries ...

 

[Dalton]

I beg to fuckin' differ

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[corianderstem]

If you're into scat,

What, like Ella Fitzgerald? Doo be doo-wat wat woooooow!

 

[BonoIsMyMuse]

It's a shame the Eagles conspired to keep U2 from playing in their stadium

You know what I'm wondering? How easy it might be to win one of those VIP auctions for one of the smaller markets, like Charlottesville or Raleigh.

 

[corianderstem]

It's a shame the Eagles conspired to keep U2 from playing in their stadium

You know, I find it helpful to place blame with Don Henley on a great many occasions. This is just another.

That bastard.

 

[Dalton]

You know, I find it helpful to place blame with Don Henley on a great many occasions.

.

 

[WildHoneyAlways]

I'm starting to think I'm never going to get my box set.

 

[lazarus]

"...and I hate the fucking Eagles, man!"

 

[BonoIsMyMuse]

It's been awhile since I've watched that. I may have to break out the DVD tomorrow night.

 

[Lila64]

So ... the joys of fatherhood.

1. stick your dick in the box

2. wife goes out for a few hours.

3. daughter wakes up with diarrhea all the way down both legs

4. both jump in the shower and hose off

5. go to daughter's room - open window, close door, wait for wife to return.

Nah, the good far outweighs the bad. Plus, this situation allowed me to send the greatest text ever.

To my wife:

Shit everywhere. Come home.

Memories


Cori - PM me some links please

 

[lazarus]

Apparently the economy is hitting Lance's Mom hard as well. She's branching out into other areas, and now has a cookbook available:

Natural Harvest

 

[Dalton]

Apparently the economy is hitting Lance's Mom hard as well. She's branching out into other areas, and now has a cookbook available:

Natural Harvest

Here's a companion piece: www.amazon.com

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Nah, the good far outweighs the bad. Plus, this situation allowed me to send the greatest text ever.

To my wife:

Shit everywhere. Come home.

If I had been her, I never would have.

So what exciting SC news have I missed over the past 24 hours?