Shuttlecock XXIV: Making the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs

[GirlsAloudFan]

KOL are the biggest sell-outs ever.

It sounds like you have a kick ass week of live music ahead of you, mofo. Please have fun and stay safe and say hello to Jack White for me.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

and say hello to your mother for me

 

[BoMac]

and say hello to your mother for me

Now I'm going to talk to a chicken. Hi chicken, everybody wants to eat you but I just want to talk to you, okay?

 

[u2popmofo]

I'm so proud to be an American.

Cocaine on Money: Drug Found on 90% of U.S. Bills

 

[BoMac]

I'm so proud to be an American.

Cocaine on Money: Drug Found on 90% of U.S. Bills

You mean you wouldn't want to live in a communist socialist paradise that is Canada?

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

I'm so proud to be an American.

Cocaine on Money: Drug Found on 90% of U.S. Bills

yeah, it's all over our bills as well

 

[u2popmofo]

I just spent the last 5 minutes sniffing all the bills in my wallet.

 

[UberBeaver]

I'm so proud to be an American.

Cocaine on Money: Drug Found on 90% of U.S. Bills

RIP War on Drugs.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

I just spent the last 5 minutes sniffing all the bills in my wallet.

as long as you don't lick them

 

[u2popmofo]

Boner sings some major gibberish on the second verse of the alternate version of No Net.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

I like the album version better - the only good thing about the alternate version is the NO! NET! parts at the end

Spoiler

imo

 

[corianderstem]

Boner sings some major gibberish on the second verse of the alternate version of No Net.

That part totally cracks me up every time I hear it.

I also still laugh at the bridge (?) in Vertigo, where he yells "hours of fun" (I guess) and it sounds like SHAZA PHONE!

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

i also still laugh at the bridge (?) in vertigo, where he yells "hours of fun" (i guess) and it sounds like shaza phone!

that's what it sounds like!

 

[Reggo]

Hey guys. I finally saw Star Wars last night. And I'm kicking myself for not watching it sooner.

 

[BoMac]

You've never seen Star Wars before?

 

[martha]

 

[Reggo]

Nope. Me and the boy got comfortable and put in A New Hope and then watched half of Empire before things got too comfortable

 

[phanan]

Too comfortable?

It was the Han and Leia scene, wasn't it...

 

[Reggo]

Uh...I don't think we got that far into Empire. Luke was still training with Yoda and he'd just tried to lift his x-wing out of the swamp.

 

[martha]

Yoda's hot.

 

[Reggo]

Apparently.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

Too comfortable?

It was the Han and Leia scene, wasn't it...

SPOILER!



fcl

 

[phanan]

I'll bet Reggo called him a scruffy looking nerf herder...

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

who's scruffy looking?

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

this was posted in the setlist thread: it makes me lol:

Serial Killer snippet?

 

[u2popmofo]

Yoda, why ya bein' a playa hate-ah?
You know I still must confront Lord Vada

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

but i was going to Toshi station to pick up power converters!

 

[u2popmofo]

YouTube - starwars - gangster rap (original)

 

[UberBeaver]

That little droid is gonna get me in a lot of trouble.

 

[corianderstem]

but i was going to Toshi station to pick up power converters!

Shuttlecock XXV: Going to Toshi Station to Pick Up Power Converters!