Shuttlecock XXIII: Shit Pants, Move to Trash

[LMP]

NSW goes to Syracuse tomorrow to FINALLY meet his new born twin nieces.

I cannot wait to make my debut as an Uncle!

Try to avoid dressing one of them up as a Bene Gesserit.

I leave Saturday morning for the Jersey shore, where I will be for a week, sans Internet access. You'll all miss me, I'm sure.

Bring me the head of Lance Garcia.

 

[martha]

Martha, I had no idea you were driving up! I thought you were flying. And here I thought I was giving you a great idea, with that area you were asking about being super close to the airport.

I was looking for places close to McCaw Hall.

Not paying for parking is a good thing.

 

[No spoken words]

I leave Saturday morning for the Jersey shore, where I will be for a week, sans Internet access. You'll all miss me, I'm sure.

What I'm doing is better, on many levels, including my not being in New Jersey.

 

[daygloeyes2]

NSW goes to Syracuse tomorrow to FINALLY meet his new born twin nieces.

I cannot wait to make my debut as an Uncle!

Very exciting!

 

[No spoken words]

Try to avoid dressing one of them up as a Bene Gesserit.

I was going to surprise you.

"Get out of my mind!"

 

[phillyfan26]

Bring me the head of Lance Garcia.

If I do not, you'll have to settle for a glass of fat and the Beatles' White Album.

 

[phillyfan26]

What I'm doing is better, on many levels, including my not being in New Jersey.

I fear for your nieces.

 

[corianderstem]

martha, did you end up booking a hotel close to McCaw? Or are you staying in one of the neighborhoods you'd PMd me about?

McCaw is nice - I've seen REM there, the annual production of The Nutcracker, and then a work event that was held the day of one of the Vertigo shows. My friends and I up in the balcony kept hoping the CEO would bring out a surprise appearance by his best bud Bono, but nope.

 

[LMP]

I was going to surprise you.

"Get out of my mind!"

I can kill with a word.

If I do not, you'll have to settle for a glass of fat and the Beatles' White Album.

Okay, Dr. Rosenpenis.

 

[martha]

martha, did you end up booking a hotel close to McCaw? Or are you staying in one of the neighborhoods you'd PMd me about?

I'm out on Aurora ave. blvd. st. rd. Whatever it is. It was in my price range, and since this is a gravy trip, that price range is low.

 

[corianderstem]

Oh cool! That's convenient. Aurora Ave makes it pretty easy to get to all sorts of places in Seattle.

 

[phillyfan26]

Okay, Dr. Rosenpenis.

Where the hell's the records room?

 

[BoMac]

I fear for your nieces.

I fear for your organs.

 

[phillyfan26]

I fear for your nation.

 

[Lila64]

NSW goes to Syracuse tomorrow to FINALLY meet his new born twin nieces.

I cannot wait to make my debut as an Uncle!

Have a great time Uncle Mike.

 

[BoMac]

I fear for your nation.

I can't argue with that.

 

[Dalton]

What I speak out of my mouth is the truth. It burns like fire.

 

[Reggo]

Never, ever take an autistic to an amusement park who cannot wait in line unless you want to get pinched, scratched, headbanged, kicked, and bitten.

Next time he's waiting in the car.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

Never, ever take an autistic to an amusement park who cannot wait in line unless you want to get pinched, scratched, headbanged, kicked, and bitten.

Next time he's waiting in the car.

make sure you leave the windows open a crack

 

[Reggo]

Of course.

Yesterday was hell. And the biggest waste of $150 ever. Lagoon sucks, right, Scumbo?

 

[BoMac]

So I'm going golfing for the first time ever, today.

 

[Reggo]

Ooh, awesome. Good luck and remember to tell us what your score was, if you keep score.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

So I'm going golfing for the first time ever, today.

douchebag

 

[BoMac]

Ooh, awesome. Good luck and remember to tell us what your score was, if you keep score.

I don't think I will keep score. I'm worried about embarrassing myself, so I'll just be very conservative and just learn as I go. And have fun.

douchebag

Whatever.

 

[Reggo]

I don't think I will keep score. I'm worried about embarrassing myself, so I'll just be very conservative and just learn as I go. And have fun.

Cool, that's the way to go.

 

[phanan]

So I'm going golfing for the first time ever, today.

Just remember to keep your balls clean.

 

[BoMac]

Just remember to keep your balls clean.

Don't worry, I have someone who does that for me already.

 

[Reggo]

Don't worry, I have someone who does that for me already.

You have your own personal ball-washer? Lewis Black has spoken of these, but I didn't think they really existed.

 

[corianderstem]

It was 61 and cloudy this morning. I even needed a blanket last night.

OH, HAPPY DAY!

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

all is well with the world again?