Shuttlecock XXI: Laz is Bigger Than Anyone in His Way
- Thread starter Hewson
- Start date
The friendliest place on the web for anyone that follows U2.
If you have answers, please help by responding to the unanswered posts.
If you have answers, please help by responding to the unanswered posts.
- Status
OP
OP
Hewson
Blue Crack Supplier
DaveC
Blue Crack Addict
lazarus
Blue Crack Supplier
Waistlines
The pants are not fitting
They're not fitting
The pants have ripped
Waistlines
Shouldn't be here cause I should be fed
I can see the lights in front of me
Need a snack so I can go back to bed
I can see the lights in front of me
Oh dinner if you're still by friend
What the hell, what the hell you done for me?
Maybe I'll have a slice of this bread?
I can see the lights in front of me
Hey... I've been waiting to get corn a long time
Heyyyy...
Maybe some lo mein
Heyyyy...
My belly's growing
If I can just get a cupcake
Then you know I'll eat it
The lights of the fridge
The lights of the fridge
...
Feed yourself, engorge yourself
On cookies from the Keebler elf
From the Keebler ellllllf
I can see the lights in front of me
Need a snack so I can go back to bed
I can see the lights in front of me
Oh dinner if you're still by friend
What the hell, what the hell you done for me?
Maybe I'll have a slice of this bread?
I can see the lights in front of me
Hey... I've been waiting to get corn a long time
Heyyyy...
Maybe some lo mein
Heyyyy...
My belly's growing
If I can just get a cupcake
Then you know I'll eat it
The lights of the fridge
The lights of the fridge
...
Feed yourself, engorge yourself
On cookies from the Keebler elf
From the Keebler ellllllf
Last edited:
lazarus
Blue Crack Supplier
15?? (There Is A Line)
And if the customers of the buffet
Are keeping you waiting
And your tray is begging dishes from the menu
Guard your appetite from overinflation
And know that fatness gathers around the waist
If there is a line
Fifteen people deep
If there is a wait
For freshly-carved beef
If there's also pork
Now don't even doubt
If you try it all
Just let the belt out
With the whipped cream and pie
And butter sea 'round some lobster tail
And French dip that stole your diet away
Prevails
When you're All You Can Eating
And all you've got is gluttony
And all you know is feeding
If there is a line
Fifteen people deep
If there is a wait
For freshly-carved beef
If there's also pork
Now don't even doubt
If you try it all
Just let the belt out
'cause this is a trough
A trough for someone
Someone like me
I know the rest are done
But I don't have to be
I've got to digest some of the food in me before I repeat
Am I hungry for one more taste
Do you know the stomach has its own pace
Fatness gathers around the waist
Pile on
Pile on
If there is a line
Fifteen people deep
If there is a wait
For freshly-carved beef
If there's also pork
Now don't even doubt
If you try it all
Just let the belt out
'cause this is a trough
A trough for someone
Someone like me
Someone like me
Someone like me
And if the customers of the buffet
Are keeping you waiting
And your tray is begging dishes from the menu
Guard your appetite from overinflation
And know that fatness gathers around the waist
If there is a line
Fifteen people deep
If there is a wait
For freshly-carved beef
If there's also pork
Now don't even doubt
If you try it all
Just let the belt out
With the whipped cream and pie
And butter sea 'round some lobster tail
And French dip that stole your diet away
Prevails
When you're All You Can Eating
And all you've got is gluttony
And all you know is feeding
If there is a line
Fifteen people deep
If there is a wait
For freshly-carved beef
If there's also pork
Now don't even doubt
If you try it all
Just let the belt out
'cause this is a trough
A trough for someone
Someone like me
I know the rest are done
But I don't have to be
I've got to digest some of the food in me before I repeat
Am I hungry for one more taste
Do you know the stomach has its own pace
Fatness gathers around the waist
Pile on
Pile on
If there is a line
Fifteen people deep
If there is a wait
For freshly-carved beef
If there's also pork
Now don't even doubt
If you try it all
Just let the belt out
'cause this is a trough
A trough for someone
Someone like me
Someone like me
Someone like me
OP
OP
Hewson
Blue Crack Supplier
hell of a start to this fine morning.
BLT
Eat
Eat tonight
And may your meat
Be tenderized
If the mayonnaise
Tasted strange
Then put some ranch
Some ranch on thee
Eat
Eat tonight
And may your meat
Be tenderized
If the mayonnaise
Tasted strange
Then put some ranch
Some ranch on thee
brooklynmike
Refugee
Ba ba barbecue
Smells like barbecue
Ba ba barbecue
Smells like barbecue
Ba ba barbecue
Smells like barbecue
Ba ba barbecue
Smells like barbecue
Salt and pepper
Then we rub it up and down the meat
The fat that shuts your heart down
A side of cole slaw, corn bread, even beans
With a beer
From the cooler
Watching you cry that there’s no gravy
Smells like barbecue
Ba ba barbecue
Smells like barbecue
Ba ba barbecue
Smells like barbecue
Ba ba barbecue
Smells like barbecue
Salt and pepper
Then we rub it up and down the meat
The fat that shuts your heart down
A side of cole slaw, corn bread, even beans
With a beer
From the cooler
Watching you cry that there’s no gravy
lazarus
Blue Crack Supplier
Finish it!
lazarus
Blue Crack Supplier
prbiker15
Blue Crack Addict
Keep ’em coming.
Key limes, bread that's unleavened
You're shopping for a snack significant
Artichokes or Jalapenos
Hey now, make blancmange
Dressings such as relish
Your brie is mould filled but it's edible
You say after burgers, you want fries
Then in your dessert, you taste allspice
Oh, is that Worcestershire
You're shopping for a snack significant
Artichokes or Jalapenos
Hey now, make blancmange
Dressings such as relish
Your brie is mould filled but it's edible
You say after burgers, you want fries
Then in your dessert, you taste allspice
Oh, is that Worcestershire
lazarus
Blue Crack Supplier
Took me a sec to figure out which song this was supposed to be.
iron yuppie
ONE love, blood, life
I have no idea what song that is.
OP
OP
Hewson
Blue Crack Supplier
Buffet (Eat Away So Fat)
elevated_u2_fan
Blue Crack Supplier
the "Hey now, make blancmange" line was the only thing that gave it away
OP
OP
Hewson
Blue Crack Supplier
I caught it with the first line, that one rhymed up pretty well
BVS
Blue Crack Supplier
First I thought you were just commenting on how they both mention 'face', but then I checked the actual liner notes and realized what you were saying. I never noticed that. But it's not 'in' snow, btw
corianderstem
Blue Crack Distributor
And it's REALLY GOOD, too!
corianderstem
Blue Crack Distributor
OP
OP
Hewson
Blue Crack Supplier
As long as it stays in the set until Boston. I was a touch bummed ASOH got dropped before getting here last summer, but I saw it twice in 1985, so not crushed, if they dropped Acrobat, I'd be very angry. I'm avoiding listening to it/watching it on YouTube until I see it live, very much looking forward to it
lazarus
Blue Crack Supplier
When I saw “Hey now” I first thought Lights Of Home but it didn’t make sense.
Same here. I'm seeing them on June 9, and last tour I ended up being on the first "night 2" shows in which they skipped ASOH. Hopefully that will not happen this time. But it's good sign that it has not rotated out even in San Jose night 2. I'm cautiously optimistic.
lazarus
Blue Crack Supplier
It's not a cake
This pastry is swirled round and round
To stuff my face
I close my eyes and start to pound
Start to pound, start to pound
Start to pound, all the brown
Start to pound, start to pound
All the brown
It's not a cake
This pastry is swirled round and round
It adds some weight
For every piece I swallow down
Stuff it in my fucking hole
Stuff it in my fucking hole
Stuff my fucking hole
Came here looking for a cinnamon roll
This pastry is swirled round and round
To stuff my face
I close my eyes and start to pound
Start to pound, start to pound
Start to pound, all the brown
Start to pound, start to pound
All the brown
It's not a cake
This pastry is swirled round and round
It adds some weight
For every piece I swallow down
Stuff it in my fucking hole
Stuff it in my fucking hole
Stuff my fucking hole
Came here looking for a cinnamon roll
Last edited:
corianderstem
Blue Crack Distributor
This is the first time in ages I've been legit amused by the bastardized lyrics.
- Status
