Even if Landlady were musically up to scratch and captured any of the the magic of those aforementioned tracks (all recorded with Eno nearby), it's still full of bad lyrics.
"Every magic potion
Every false emotion
How unswerving our devotion
To the lies we know are almost true
Every sweet confusion
Every grand illusion
I will win and call it losing
If the prize is not for you"
If these lyrics were from a Bon Jovi ballad, would anyone bat an eye? Honestly.
Bloody hell man! I'm not suggesting Landlady is anywhere near the same altitude as those songs lyrically.
Or in terms of instrumentation.
Melody - yes I'd suggest it's up there.
Feel/atmosphere/whatever - no, but it's not so far away.
I do think this album is decent and does things I thought U2 couldn't do any more. There's something being said, something being felt, in a lot of these songs. And it has some great tracks. And some, like Landlady, are really great.
Do I think it's one of their best 3 albums? No. Top 5? No. Top 10? Possibly.
And yep, those lyrics you quoted aren't great, but they're not clunkers (save for the magic potion one). I remember the first time I listened to Stay, the day it was released, sitting there in my room recovering from the sonic kung fu of Numb and Lemon. On comes this chilled out 'normal' little guitar ballad intro, and then the guy who wrote the lyrics to One Tree Hill and Running to Stand Still starts singing about 7-11 and lip synching to talk show hosts. I was pretty pissed off.
It's a classic, one of my favourites, but it was merely good, to me, when I first heard it. And lyrically I didn't appreciate some of it for a while.
Give these songs a chance - or at least entertain the idea that you might come back to them in 20 years and think, hey, that was actually pretty good. Or not. Cause who really gives a shit - their back-catalogue is enough for me.
So yes, Bono's lyrics - or at least his inconsistency and overstatement lyrically - is the great weakness of modern U2. But not everything he writes these days is horrible.
Lots of Landlady's lyrics, actually, are pretty good.