Shuttlecock! Part XVII - No Broken Cocks, Just A Swing!

[lazarus]

Continue

http://shuttlecockmusic.webs.com/

 

[joyfulgirl]

Boy is a gay record.

 

[impy13]

Baby yer a rich man.

 

[GirlsAloudFan]

Boy is a gay record.

And Bruce's song "Mary Queen of Arkansas" is a gay song. I posted about in the last thread that got swiftly sucked out of existence by some unknown, inhuman force beneath the waves.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

Boy is a gay record.

this

 

[impy13]

swiftly sucked

Perhaps we should refrain from such loaded language considering our current topic of discussion.

 

[GirlsAloudFan]

Good point. I like to use the word swift as much as I possibly can, though. I also quite like the word suck. So I'm cool with it.

 

[impy13]

Trust me, combining "suck" and "Swift" happens in my mind all the time.

 

[Irvine511]

And Bruce's song "Mary Queen of Arkansas" is a gay song. I posted about in the last thread that got swiftly sucked out of existence by some unknown, inhuman force beneath the waves.

i did read that.

joyfulgirl made the same point about, ahem, "Backstreets."

i also just read that Bruce said he was gay in order to fuck with the army quiz so that he wouldn't get drafted in 1969.

 

[GirlsAloudFan]

i also just read that Bruce said he was gay in order to fuck with the army quiz so that he wouldn't get drafted in 1969.

Well, this is what Bruce looked like in '69. Definitely not Army material.

That picture fascinates me. I think part of it is that he's clearly stoned off his ass. And the hair, of course.

 

[LemonMelon]

I'm On Fire. Enough said.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

I'm On Fire. Enough said.

are you The Hedge?

 

[LemonMelon]

are you The Hedge?

Sometimes its like someone took a knife baby
Edgy and dull and cut a six-inch valley
Through the middle of my soul

I am convinced to this day that song is about picking up The Hedge at a Jersey gay bar. KNIFE CRIME, holes in souls...it was clearly Shuttlecock influenced. Prove me wrong, people.

 

[phillyfan26]

i did read that.

joyfulgirl made the same point about, ahem, "Backstreets."

i also just read that Bruce said he was gay in order to fuck with the army quiz so that he wouldn't get drafted in 1969.

That would conflict with his usual telling of the story, that he was declared medically unfit to be drafted.

 

[corianderstem]

Must be that third arm he's got growing out of his back.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

so he's a genetic freak and a closet homosexual?

Man, I learn all kinds of cool shit from this place...

 

[corianderstem]

He's also super hot. But that's not really new information.

 

[lazarus]

Doesn't Backstreets have a PHABH forum you can go to?

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

please let me know what PHABH stands for...

 

[lazarus]

(P)aul McCockness
(H)edge
(A)dam Claycourt
(B)oner
(H)arry Muffin Jr.

 

[martha]

He's also super hot. But that's not really new information.

This is qft.

 

[lazarus]

Apparently Justice is going to be remixing Shuttlecock. Unfortunately, they're doing Get on Your Cocks. A little been there, done that, no? Why not give them a crack at Magnificock?

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

(P)aul McCockness
(H)edge
(A)dam Claycourt
(B)oner
(H)arry Muffin Jr.

I was trying to figure out how it related to Springsteen but I don't know the names of any of his band members other than Little Steven and Max Weinberg...

 

[lazarus]

That would be a really long acronym, even without Federici. Plus, no vowels.

 

[phillyfan26]

He's fucking 60. He looks like he's 45.

 

[GirlsAloudFan]

God must have spent a little more time on Bruce Springsteen.

 

[lazarus]

They broke the mold, GAF. They broke the mold.

 

[lazarus]

This is just all kinds of brilliant. Too bad NSW isn't around to see it:

YouTube - Meshugene Men

 

[joyfulgirl]

Well, this is what Bruce looked like in '69. Definitely not Army material.

That picture fascinates me. I think part of it is that he's clearly stoned off his ass. And the hair, of course.

Looks a little bit like the white, stoned Jesus.

 

[Irvine511]

God must have spent a little more time on Bruce Springsteen.

he can also afford the nutritionist, personal trainer, and the ever-so-subtle face lifts.

and more power to him.

i think Boner could use a bit of a nip and tuck here and there.