Irvine511
Blue Crack Supplier
Do you have any idea the shitstorm this statement can cause in PLEBA/EYKIW??
i still want someone to tell me about the rumor that no one is allowed to talk about in there.
please? someone?
Do you have any idea the shitstorm this statement can cause in PLEBA/EYKIW??
Do you have any idea the shitstorm this statement can cause in PLEBA/EYKIW??
True fans hate Israel!
he said girlfights were always worse.
I can speak on behalf of Israel about this if you like.
Mike, you got anything to say about this?
Should we go find out?
Irvine: are you talking about the "rumor" that Bono was boffing Penelope Cruz because of that picture of them last year?
I will read from a prepared statement later tonight.
Oh. I don't think I've ever heard that one. All the rumors I hear about U2 is that Bono is a total slut.
At 11:00 PM EST tonight, Israeli citizen and official spokesman Mike N.S. Words will deliver a prepared address to the media. No questions will be fielded.
Well, drug addicts are compulsive liars. Makes sense to me.
You mean the Zionist-controlled media that's going to help smoke screen this whole situation?
I think they all were doing some crazy ass shit on Zoo TV, and they all but confirmed it in Shuttlecock by Shuttlecock.
You mean the Zionist-controlled media that's going to help smoke screen this whole situation?
the way that said rumor was phrases was that it was some kind of Really Big Deal, not that a rock star occasionally nailed women who weren't his wife.
One Of His Kids Is Right Behind Him And Her Name Is Eve. This Has Happened Many Summers In A Row...Beyonce And Jay-Z, Christy Turlington, And So Many Others. His Boat Was Probably Going Straight To His Beach Home Where His Wife Was Waiting. Every Year At Around The Same Time Rumors Fly And A Few Times, Ali Was There, Too. All This Speculation Is Crazy And Out Of Hand. Penelope, Bono And Ali Are All Having A Good Laugh At All Of You Now. I’ve Met Bono And He Held My Hand And Kept Me Close In The Curve Of His Neck While I Regained My Composure. Then, When I Snapped Out Of It A Little , We Took Pictures Together And I Swear It Seems Like Even WE Were An Item. He’s Very Touchy Feely With Everyone And My Husband Was There Too. He’s Simply Charismatic.
i wish i could express how that paragraph sounds in my head.
What compels people to write every word capitalized?
Maybe because anything relating to Bono is like the WORD OF GOD and must be capitalized or He Will Become Upset.
There will be no more isolation, in our secret scientologist.....you touched my heart so deeply, you rescued me.....now free me.
really? i missed that.
they seemed nearly virginal in "Shuttlecock: At the End of the Racquet."
I preferred their hit Saved By Bono.
Maybe I'll win ....
(saved by Bono!) (Ahhh, ahhhh!)
It's every PLEBAn's dream for Bono to wake up in their home, puking on the furniture, and wearing nothing more than a t-shirt covered in Lance's mom's menstrual blood.