Shuttlecock! Part VIII - If God Will Serve His Shuttles

[LMP]

This album has been out for an hour! I've listened to 75% of it! IT IS INDEED THE BEST U2 ALBUM EVER!!!!!!!!

....... what?

Hell, even if I love it upon first listen, how can you even rank it amongst other albums? Look at what happened to poor li'l HUTDAB! You go from golden boy to freakazoid gimp chained in the basement within a year.

HTMAAS is the Cock-equivalent to Sloth from The Goonies?

I agree.

 

[corianderstem]

Bay-bee Ruth?

 

[No spoken words]

Granted I haven't played Gears 2 yet, but given the fact that the first game has one of the single most atrocious multiplayer modes I've played, I'm calling foul on this whole charade of yours!

I never played multiplayer on the first version, but I tell you now that multiplayer on this version is insanity multiplied by chaos.

 

[Lancemc]

Do I have to dump my girlfriend, too? Is there some sort of catch?

My nerddom is stretching it as it is.

Fuck yes.

Don't talk about nerddom to a 20-year-old audio production major who sported a Battle Angel Alita av/sig for over a month with a link to a Wong Kar Wai auteur study in his posts while he's trying to convince someone to buy one particular Xbox game over another on a U2 message board.

Just fucking buy the game.

 

[LMP]

Bay-bee Ruth?

Choc... late.

I never played multiplayer on the first version, but I tell you now that multiplayer on this version is insanity multiplied by chaos.

Some multiplayer modes just want to watch the world burn.

 

[Diemen]

I never played multiplayer on the first version, but I tell you now that multiplayer on this version is insanity multiplied by chaos.

How much crazier could it get?

None. None more crazy.

 

[No spoken words]

Don't talk about nerddom to a 20-year-old audio production major who sported a Battle Angel Alita av/sig for over a month with a link to a Wong Kar Wai auteur study in his posts while he's trying to convince someone to buy one particular Xbox game over another on a U2 message board.

Just fucking buy the game.

Nobody can ever accuse you of not being self-aware.

 

[LMP]

Don't talk about nerddom to a 20-year-old audio production major who sported a Battle Angel Alita av/sig for over a month with a link to a Wong Kar Wai auteur study in his posts while he's trying to convince someone to buy one particular Xbox game over another on a U2 message board.

Just fucking buy the game.

Lanceypants, I'd love to buy it, but as I said before, I'm strapped for cash. Otherwise, I'd do it.

 

[No spoken words]

How much crazier could it get?

None. None more crazy.

This game goes up to 11.

 

[corianderstem]

You all are speaking some wacky language I do not understand.

 

[No spoken words]

Lanceypants, I'd love to buy it, but as I said before, I'm strapped for cash. Otherwise, I'd do it.

Lance, not everyone's out selling blowjobs for cash, you know? Give the bastard a break.

 

[Lancemc]

To quote my politically incorrect roommate "The only people who play Gears of War online are n***ers and rednecks."

 

[No spoken words]

To quote my politically incorrect roommate "The only people who play Gears of War online are n***ers and rednecks."

He sounds like a true sage.

 

[Lancemc]

Lanceypants, I'd love to buy it, but as I said before, I'm strapped for cash. Otherwise, I'd do it.

When's your birthday. I'll fucking steal a copy for you.

 

[LMP]

Lance, not everyone's out selling blowjobs for cash, you know? Give the bastard a break.

Thanks. Hey, I guess they're right. Senior citizens, although slow and dangerous behind the wheel, can still serve a purpose.

To quote my politically incorrect roommate "The only people who play Gears of War online are n***ers and rednecks."

Is that your spam buddy?

 

[LMP]

When's your birthday. I'll fucking steal a copy for you.

Check the Facebook, should be up on there.

Next time I get some cash, I'll put it on the list of purchases, but not ahead of my other girlfriend.

 

[Lancemc]

Is that your spam buddy?

You wanna get nuts?

 

[LMP]

You wanna get nuts?

I think I'm gonna sig this and shift Charlie up to the av.

 

[corianderstem]

Everytime I watch that scene, I think "Hey, he forgot where he was for a minute and became Beetlejuice!"

 

[impy13]

I think Impiss said something about now liking just one song and not wanting to listen to it anymore blah blah blah Austin blah Indie music blah blah I worship Jah blah blah my ass sometimes leaks blah blah.

That's a far cry from saying "Courts of Lebanon" is my favorite, "Magnificock" is terrible, and I don't have any drive to listen to it right now.

 

[LMP]

Everytime I watch that scene, I think "Hey, he forgot where he was for a minute and became Beetlejuice!"

Exactly.

I love him as Batman, but think he would've been infinitely better as the Joker.

 

[LJT]

Dudes I need a little help with something I posted in the random music thread, if you can take some time to peruse, would be much appreciated!

 

[No spoken words]

That's a far cry from saying "Courts of Lebanon" is my favorite, "Magnificock" is terrible, and I don't have any drive to listen to it right now.

But I like to exaggerate....everything is BIGGER IN TEXAS.

 

[u2popmofo]

"Magnificock" is terrible

How dare you have different tastes than the majority?!

 

[Lancemc]

A'ight. 3 of you clowns have friend requests pending.

 

[No spoken words]

How dare you have different tastes than the majority?!

I'm glad he does not like the song...it would be pretty boring if everyone in here liked the same exact songs.

 

[u2popmofo]

I'm glad he does not like the song...it would be pretty boring if everyone in here liked the same exact songs.

No, everyone needs to like the exact same songs I like.

Sad thing is, I'd probably end up hating those songs if I had to hear others go on and on about them.

Hay guyz, I'm listening to a song called "Love vs. Porn" right now. Hit close to home? DUZ IT?!!??!!!

 

[lazarus]

Everytime I watch that scene, I think "Hey, he forgot where he was for a minute and became Beetlejuice!"

Every time I watch that scene (which was twice, like 20 years ago), I think "Why the fuck didn't Tim Burton cast someone who doesn't look like a freak to begin with and would be believable as Bruce Wayne?" And bemoan the fact that Alec Baldwin's early career peaked a bit too late.

 

[If you shout...]

I wasn't (and am still not) that harsh on Atomic Serve or ATYCLC because neither of those seemed to be aiming very high. But here, when they were clearly trying to stretch themselves and dig a little deeper, it's more frustrating to see these missteps; they stick out more

This may be the most well-observed post in this thread, relative to my opinion. My relatives and friends who've listened all feel the same way. The grasping is obvious, but it's awfully noticeable, when they can't get a good grip.

 

[No spoken words]

Every time I watch that scene (which was twice, like 20 years ago), I think "Why the fuck didn't Tim Burton cast someone who doesn't look like a freak to begin with and would be believable as Bruce Wayne?" And bemoan the fact that Alec Baldwin's early career peaked a bit too late.

It all lead to The Dark Knight, so shut thee up.