Shuttlecock! Part VI - No! Net! No Net on the Horizon

[U2DMfan]

[Begin non-Shuttlecock References]

Love My Piece or Else (Laz)
The Spanish Fly (NSW)
Miss Sure Is a Hoe lovealton)
Rubbing, So Stand Still (Laz)
11 O'Clock Stiff Cock (NSW)
Hallelujah Here She Comes (YLB)
Where the Skeeze Has No Name (Laz)
Squirtigo (Laz)
Seconds (NSW) ["for YLB's staying power"]
She Still Hasn't Found What She's Hooking For (Laz)
Sometimes You Can't Spank It On Your Own (Laz)

Also, NSW said there's a Sunday Bloody Sunday joke to be made, and Dalton said Lance's Mom loved Mofo.

What thread/forum do you guys pull this shit from?
Those are all pretty good, especially She Still Hasn't Found...

Laz is the The Maestroke.

You know, you hurt the Maestroke's feelings.....Why? because I didn't call him the Maestroke? It's a stupid thing top be called......he's a pundoctor, Jerry.

 

[phillyfan26]

We need to get a Bloody Mary in you.

NSW would not approve of said activities.

I actually have not done any adult beverage drinking for three months, mostly due to lack of opportunity. So, yeah.

 

[impy13]

HELLLLOOOOOOOO!!!!

Soooo played.

NSW would not approve of said activities.

I actually have not done any adult beverage drinking for three months, mostly due to lack of opportunity. So, yeah.

Worse comes to worse, I'm sure GAF would buy you beer in exchange for giving him a few phone numbers.

 

[No spoken words]

My favorite episode:

The Opposite:

"Shut your traps and stop kicking the seats! We're trying to watch the movie! And if I have to tell you again, we're gonna take it outside and I'm gonna show you what it's like! You understand me? Now, shut your mouths or I'll shut 'em for ya, and if you think I'm kidding, just try me. Try me. Because I would love it!"

 

[phillyfan26]

My favorite episode:

The Opposite:

"Shut your traps and stop kicking the seats! We're trying to watch the movie! And if I have to tell you again, we're gonna take it outside and I'm gonna show you what it's like! You understand me? Now, shut your mouths or I'll shut 'em for ya, and if you think I'm kidding, just try me. Try me. Because I would love it!"

"Who are you, George Costanza?"

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

My all time favourite has to be either Serenity Now or Festivus.

 

[No spoken words]

NSW would not approve of said activities.

I actually have not done any adult beverage drinking for three months, mostly due to lack of opportunity. So, yeah.

What?

Drink your ass off, you're a teenager. I disapprove of your idiotic talk about starting a smoking habit.

 

[No spoken words]

My all time favourite has to be either Serenity Now or Festivus.

Love those, the one I mentioned and The Marine Biologist.

 

[phillyfan26]

What?

Drink your ass off, you're a teenager. I disapprove of your idiotic talk about starting a smoking habit.

I was mostly referring to your sobriety, ass. I like to make fun of you and your ways.

I am not smoking and have had no desire to, so there.

 

[No spoken words]

I was mostly referring to your sobriety, ass. I like to make fun of you and your ways.

I am not smoking and have had no desire to, so there.

"my sobriety" makes it sound like I'm a recovering alcoholic or one of Scumbo's neighbors. I just got bored of alcohol not long after turning 30.

 

[impy13]

The Mom & Pop Store
The Fusilli Jerry
The Voice
The Smelly Car
The Face Painter


Shuffle those around and they're probably my top 5.



Don't start smoking, Piffy. Start dipping.

 

[phillyfan26]

"my sobriety" makes it sound like I'm a recovering alcoholic or one of Scumbo's neighbors. I just got bored of alcohol not long after turning 30.

The whole criticism is ironic because it's an extremely responsible concept, ass.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

"my sobriety" makes it sound like I'm a recovering alcoholic or one of Scumbo's neighbors. I just got bored of alcohol not long after turning 30.

thank you! I was beginning think I was the only oddball out there who doesn't care for alcohol.

 

[LemonMelon]

I am not smoking and have had no desire to, so there.

Never voluntarily start a habit that absolutely everyone wants to quit.

 

[lazarus]

thank you! I was beginning think I was the only oddball out there who doesn't care for alcohol.

You guys are the Gang to GAF's Gin.

 

[Irvine511]

apparently,

it is now offensive to call Poland obscure.

jesus, what else are we supposed to call it?

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

I'm just amazed there were no Polish jokes

 

[No spoken words]

You guys are the Gang to GAF's Gin.

I'll bet you're proud of this post.

 

[joyfulgirl]

i think lazarus hit the cock on the head with his TUC analysis.

Me, too. It only has two songs I completely love, though not necessarily the album versions, and a third I am sick of. I loved that record at the time but I never listen to it.

 

[No spoken words]

Me, too. It only has two songs I completely love, though not necessarily the album versions, and a third I am sick of. I loved that record at the time but I never listen to it.

3 people that are wrong.

WRONG.

Joyfulgirl, this is our first disagreement.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

and a third I am sick of.

oy, didn't you give the speech about this over Paranoid Anroid?

 

[impy13]

 

[phillyfan26]

oy, didn't you give the speech about this over Paranoid Anroid?

If she did, then this speech has been wrong multiple times.

 

[impy13]

oy

Don't you mean "eh?"

 

[phillyfan26]

That's fantastic.

 

[No spoken words]

God job, Colonel Cock.

 

[impy13]

It's old. I'm just still proud of it.

 

[Irvine511]

3 people that are wrong.

WRONG.

Joyfulgirl, this is our first disagreement.

Joyfulgirl is NEVER wrong. she's not wrong about places to eat in Santa Fe, nor about where to get a hot stone massage or how best to remove toxins from your body, so she's not about to fuck it up when it comes to U2 albums.

 

[lazarus]

I'll bet you're proud of this post.

I was. And it took a lot of restraint not to add a jpg. But I learned my overselling lesson.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

Don't you mean "eh?"

I was channeling my inner NSW...