Shuttlecock! Part VI - No! Net! No Net on the Horizon

[impy13]

That gets too war away from the bold, one-word headline of the original. Which is kind of why I had Boy-Cock before Ball Boy was suggested.

But as long as Shuttle & Bum is official, I'm happy.

Yeah, I'll go with you on that one. In my more bored moment (e.g. class) I might try to compile a reference list. Too many people are slipping.

I'm going to need to put some heads on pikes to make an example of a few. Let the Reign of Terror begin.

 

[lazarus]

Did any other amazingly funny song titles spring from that? I have trouble remembering.....

I know there were more. And this wasn't one of them, but can I retroactively include Where the Seats Have Been Stained?

 

[lazarus]

Fair enough. And, P(ITNOC), more than any Shuttlecock standard, sounds much better in the studio than Live.

Am I still dead, or do I just get a single stabbing now?

Because I'm not backing down on The Unforgettable FAIL.

 

[phillyfan26]

Did any other amazingly funny song titles spring from that? I have trouble remembering.....

[Begin non-Shuttlecock References]

Love My Piece or Else (Laz)
The Spanish Fly (NSW)
Miss Sure Is a Hoe lovealton)
Rubbing, So Stand Still (Laz)
11 O'Clock Stiff Cock (NSW)
Hallelujah Here She Comes (YLB)
Where the Skeeze Has No Name (Laz)
Squirtigo (Laz)
Seconds (NSW) ["for YLB's staying power"]
She Still Hasn't Found What She's Hooking For (Laz)
Sometimes You Can't Spank It On Your Own (Laz)

Also, NSW said there's a Sunday Bloody Sunday joke to be made, and Dalton said Lance's Mom loved Mofo.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

Am I still dead, or do I just get a single stabbing now?

Because I'm not backing down on The Unforgettable FAIL.

I'm pretty sure by calling it The Unforgettable FAIL you just sealed your fate...

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

[Begin non-Shuttlecock References]

Love My Piece or Else (Laz)
The Spanish Fly (NSW)
Miss Sure Is a Hoe lovealton)
Rubbing, So Stand Still (Laz)
11 O'Clock Stiff Cock (NSW)
Hallelujah Here She Comes (YLB)
Where the Skeeze Has No Name (Laz)
Squirtigo (Laz)
Seconds (NSW) ["for YLB's staying power"]
She Still Hasn't Found What She's Hooking For (Laz)
Sometimes You Can't Spank It On Your Own (Laz)

Also, NSW said there's a Sunday Bloody Sunday joke to be made, and Dalton said Lance's Mom loved Mofo.

! that is too funny.

 

[phillyfan26]

NSW also posted the Douche Signal a few posts later.

[/HISTORIAN]

 

[lazarus]

Alright, I found the YLB's date/SC3D thread, and here's the list of gems:

Love My Piece or Else (Laz)
Rubbing, So Stand Still (Laz)
The Spanish Fly (NSW)
Miss Sure Is A Ho (Dalton)
She Still Hasn't Found What She's Hooking For (Laz)
Sometimes You Can't Spank It On Your Own (Laz)
Some-dame's Bloody Sundae (Laz)

and last, but not least...

11 O'Clock Stiff Cock (NSW). He never actually typed out the whole thing, but it was implied.

 

[lazarus]

[Begin non-Shuttlecock References]

Love My Piece or Else (Laz)
The Spanish Fly (NSW)
Miss Sure Is a Hoe lovealton)
Rubbing, So Stand Still (Laz)
11 O'Clock Stiff Cock (NSW)
Hallelujah Here She Comes (YLB)
Where the Skeeze Has No Name (Laz)
Squirtigo (Laz)
Seconds (NSW) ["for YLB's staying power"]
She Still Hasn't Found What She's Hooking For (Laz)
Sometimes You Can't Spank It On Your Own (Laz)

Also, NSW said there's a Sunday Bloody Sunday joke to be made, and Dalton said Lance's Mom loved Mofo.

Why you little...

and I DID make the SBS joke, if you'll look at my list.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

NSW also posted the Douche Signal a few posts later.

[/HISTORIAN]

Then Mr. Seinfeld went to use the bathroom at which point Mr. Costanza scooped some ice from his drink and used it to wash up, he then winked at me and told me this was just between the two of us...

 

[phillyfan26]

Why you little...

and I DID make the SBS joke, if you'll look at my list.

Saw it but didn't feel like putting it down. I figured everyone could use thier imaginations on that one.

 

[phillyfan26]

Then Mr. Seinfeld went to use the bathroom at which point Mr. Costanza scooped some ice from his drink and used it to wash up, he then winked at me and told me this was just between the two of us...

This concept was greatly improved on in Arrested Development with the Surrogate.

 

[u2popmofo]

Seriously, people. 7 pages in the hour I took to go to lunch? No Lives on the Horizon.

 

[phillyfan26]

Seriously, people. 7 pages in hour I took to go to lunch? No Lives on the Horizon.

It's the middle of the afternoon, Scumbo.

 

[No spoken words]

Am I still dead, or do I just get a single stabbing now?

Because I'm not backing down on The Unforgettable FAIL.

You're still dead, mostly due to your savaging of the title track.

Also, I was just trying to get Piss to type "11 O'Clock Stiff Cock" when I pretended to not remember.

 

[impy13]

Then Mr. Seinfeld went to use the bathroom at which point Mr. Costanza scooped some ice from his drink and used it to wash up, he then winked at me and told me this was just between the two of us...

And with Darin's help, we'll get that chicken.

 

[MMP]

WTFF? 6th part? I wonder in which part you guys will be by the 27th.

 

[No spoken words]

Seconds for YLB's staying power is powerful stuff.

YLB...he's the best.....and the worst (Seinfeld FTW).

 

[u2popmofo]

It's the middle of the afternoon, Scumbo.

Exactly, don't the rest of you have to work or go get lunch?

 

[LemonMelon]

Seriously, people. 7 pages in the hour I took to go to lunch? No Lives on the Horizon.

I'm spending my first day as a legal adult making cock jokes. This doesn't bode well.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

YLB...he's the best.....and the worst (Seinfeld FTW).

The lopper!

 

[phillyfan26]

Exactly, don't the rest of you have to work or go get lunch?

Speaking for them, which is more interseting?

Speaking for me, do you know how old I am?

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

Exactly, don't the rest of you have to work or go get lunch?

I'm an IV drip over here, I don't know what everybody else's excuse is...

 

[phillyfan26]

And with Darin's help, we'll get that chicken.

He also mentioned a "high tea with a Mr. Newman?"

 

[impy13]

Exactly, don't the rest of you have to work or go get lunch?

No Friday classes FTW. Plus I'm hung over and just woke up an hour ago.

Life's good.

 

[phillyfan26]

I'm spending my first day as a legal adult making cock jokes. This doesn't bode well.

Welcome to the club.

 

[phillyfan26]

No Friday classes FTW. Plus I'm hung over and just woke up an hour ago.

Life's good.

I am off today as well. I woke up around noon.

 

[No spoken words]

Exactly, don't the rest of you have to work or go get lunch?

Have too much work to do, actually.....this helps me relieve some of the stress....launching a new show next Sunday, and we're still designing the set, booking guests, etc.....if I dwelled on it too much, there'd be a












KNIFE APOCALYPSE

So this thread is keeping me sane today.

 

[impy13]

He also mentioned a "high tea with a Mr. Newman?"

It may seem glamorous, but it's business as usual at Kramerica.


Easily one of my top five episodes.

I am off today as well. I woke up around noon.

We need to get a Bloody Mary in you.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

It may seem glamorous, but it's business as usual at Kramerica.


Easily one of my top five episodes.

HELLLLOOOOOOOO!!!!

fcl!