Shuttlecock! Part V - Helping 'cock across the road like a little old lady

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By the way, Laz, Impy is now Lead Cock. You got the title wrong. It's 11 O'Clock Stiff Cock.
 
By the way, Laz, Impy is now Lead Cock. You got the title wrong. It's 11 O'Clock Stiff Cock.

This can mean only one thing...

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WING IT ON!!
 
that five seconds i heard of unknown caller sucks so-ooo much.

The production is retarded. Compare the drums on the 8 kbps clip of Breathe to Bullet The Blue Sky. It took them 5 years to record this shit? Epic fail.
 
Impy is now Lead Cock

I do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the office of Lead Cock, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the disposition of Shuttlecock.
 
I do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the office of Lead Cock, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the disposition of Shuttlecock.

Uh oh, Supreme Cock Justice John Robcock misread the lines, looks like your presidency is invalid.

Cock d'état in progress...
 
I do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the office of Lead Cock, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the disposition of Shuttlecock.

Hold on, we'll redo that tomorrow, Justice YLB fucked it up.
 
I won't step down until I slip up with my Shuttlecock vernacular. Considering I've been a staunch supporter of integrating cock into any name, title, or crevasse imaginable, we might be in for a Castro-esque reign.
 
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