Shuttlecock! Part V - Helping 'cock across the road like a little old lady

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I thought our BSG jokes would have gone on a little longer.

No one else wants to give it a shot?

X-files/Chris Carter versions welcome.
 
No spoken words said:
"Once the starting of the song has begun, The Edge unreveals his glorious chimes of progression, unleashing a sonic mystical dream that chokes the listener with it's good time smell. Bono then signs up for the fray with a falsetto croon that seduces the pigeons and makes hearts bump around in the sonics. Larry and Adam discuss a backbeat ergo Motown's classic days of double time howling and rum. The middle portion featuring a Brian Eno galaxy time warp of the melt, with cascading baloons of hawaiian punch exploding all over the frets."
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This shit right here is really funny. Good shit. Especially "cascading balloons of hawaiian punch."
 
No spoken words said:
"Magnificent limps at the beginning, like Lt. Gaeda in a footrace. But then it slowly accelerates, like a colonial fighter after Dradis contact has been made."

"I like the beginning of the album, but let's just say that the last bunch of the songs are no Final Five"

"Bono must have been drunker than Sol Tigh when he wrote that lyric"

"Lance's Mom has more sex than Ellen Tigh during fleet week" - not sure if this one belongs with the rest, but whatever.
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I don't actually laugh out loud at too many things on this site (besides what some people choose to get "so pissed" about), but this is top notch, grade A comedy gold. I lol'd. :up:
 
"Stand Up Comedy is a rare beast, a silver and shimmering burst of light, yet muscular in its coiled, animal sexuality, not unlike the combination found in the brilliantly beautiful Chris Carter."
 
The former leader, Lazarus, left a lot of shit for Impy to fix after eight years of failed policy.
 
With assists from Little Lord Piss and El Mel:

I look into Thom's eyes
They're lazy but I see something
A moderator told me why
I laugh when interlanders cry

The body count grows and grows
It frightens me you know
I stabbed a man on my way home
Turns out his name was Noel

Knife Crime.....
Knife Crime, lost my way
Knife Crime....can't find my knife

In the shadow.....Noel gets stabbed
In the shadow.....Noel gets stabbed
In the shadow.....Noel gets stabbed
In the shadow.....Noel gets stabbed

I'm stabbing in the rain
I'm causing inteference pain
It's all, it's everything
I'm trolling through the skin

Knife Crime.....
Knife Crime, lost my way
Knice Crime
Knife Crime....can't find my knife

Can't find your knife
Can't find my knife
Can't find your knife

KNIFE CRIME, sharpened knife
KNIFE CRIME, Liam be my wife
KNIFE CRIME, sharpened knife
KNIFE CRIME can't find my knife

In the shadow.....Noel gets stabbed
In the shadow.....Noel gets stabbed
In the shadow.....Noel gets stabbed
 
I'm sure Oasis Kid could send you some compelling literature.
 
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What the hell is that supposed to be a picture of? The evil Terminator's hand morphing into a knife or something?
 
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