Shuttlecock! Part IV - I'll Go Crazy If I Don't Go Cock Crazy Tonight

[corianderstem]

I like the last two albums well enough. I also like Keane and Coldplay. And I like GOYB.

Oh noez, omgz, etc.

 

[u2popmofo]

This does nothing to really make me like her. I like the Bomb, and like Boots.

But, hey, she at least mimics the smarmy type of writing that's completely ubiquitous these days. More matter, less art, honey.

And neither of those albums remotely remind me of Joshua Tree either, so whateva. WHATEVAAAaAh.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

And neither of those albums remotely remind me of Joshua Tree either, so whateva. WHATEVAAAaAh.

oh no you di-int!

 

[martha]

In short, if you liked those two albums, you will likely hate Get On Your Boots."

This is great news for me, because atyclb was adult-oriented pop crap. I liked Bomb ok.

I'm still waiting for more rock and roll from 'Cock.

 

[lazarus]

Yes, the writing is a bit snarky, but it's clear she loves the band when she feels they're on point.

And while I don't think ATYCLC and HTMAAC don't sound like The Joshua Cock, it's clear they were trying to go back into that mode moreso than they had during the 90's.

 

[u2popmofo]

This is great news for me, because atyclb was adult-oriented pop crap.

Do you hate Joshua Tree and Unforgettable Fire then too? Because you should.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

do you hate Freedom Martha? Because you should.

 

[martha]

Do you hate Joshua Tree and Unforgettable Fire then too? Because you should.

No.

But UF took some getting used to after the first three rock albums.

 

[martha]

do you hate Freedom Martha? Because you should.

Yes.

 

[u2popmofo]

I hate freedom if it smells like a damn baby's head.

 

[No spoken words]

do you hate Freedom Martha? Because you should.

Freedom does have a scent, though, so she likely does not hate freedom.

That being said......

Do you hate apple pie and children and cats and pick-up trucks, "Martha"?



Commie.

 

[u2popmofo]

No.

But UF took some getting used to after the first three rock albums.

I'm just sayin', they're all in a pretty similar vein. It's Shuttlecock sounding like.....Shuttlecock.

 

[joyfulgirl]

I hate freedom if it smells like a damn baby's head.

 

[Dalton]

This does nothing to really make me like her. I like the Bomb, and like Boots.

But, hey, she at least mimics the smarmy type of writing that's completely ubiquitous these days. More matter, less art, honey.

As long as she's got the cock on her mind and in her mouth, I like her. Actually that's a rule of thumb with most women.

 

[Dalton]

I'm just sayin', they're all in a pretty similar vein. It's Shuttlecock sounding like.....Shuttlecock.

vein ....

cock ...

 

[Dalton]

Have any of you cocks listened to Oacock's Dig Out Your Cock? Does it suck?

 

[Lila64]

I own that cocksucker, and I love it

 

[lazarus]

Not as good as Definitely Cock, or What's the Story, Morning Woody?

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

I wish I heard that more often.

As long as she's got the cock on her mind and in her mouth, I like her. Actually that's a rule of thumb with most women.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

Not as good as Definitely Cock, or What's the Story, Morning Woody?

probably their best since though...

 

[lazarus]

Right, but how does it compare to A Rush of Blood to the Cock?

 

[corianderstem]

You guys, Cock! The Album comes out four weeks from today*.

I am full of excitement.








*this statement void in countries where the release date is slightly different. But those countries don't really matter, do they?

 

[LJT]

Right, but how does it compare to A Rush of Blood to the Cock?

It was all yellow....

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

lol, I realize you only said that because you wanted to make a cock joke but I like Rush Of Blood more...

 

[Dalton]

Wow. This is a pretty damning review. Dig Out Your Soul | Pitchfork

 

[martha]

F

Do you hate apple pie and children and cats and pick-up trucks, "Martha"?



Commie.

Yes, no, no, no.

 

[LJT]

Wow. This is a pretty damning review. Dig Out Your Soul | Pitchfork

Pitchfork will never write a decent review for Oasis....that said I am surprised by how positive they are being about U2 and Bono of late...

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

Pitchfork will never write a decent review for Oasis....that said I am surprised by how positive they are being about U2 and Bono of late...

who and who?

 

[corianderstem]

I know! It's like the Bono/U2 backlash has gone so far towards the negative end that it's backlashing right back toward the positive.

 

[Dalton]

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