Shuttlecock!

[LMP]

I'll be honest with you guys. I didn't see this coming when we decided to come up with this concept. Even after we decided on a name, I didn't expect things to end like this.

I'm glad they did. This is the best, funniest thread I've ever seen here, even in it's infancy.

It's almost there, just give me a few minutes.

 

[bono_212]

I saw quite a few things I didn't want to see while finding those pictures.

And your country thanks you.

 

[phillyfan26]

Remember that tribute song Shuttlecock wrote about that one female badminton player who had that crazy serve? It was a B-side. Lady with the Spinning Cock.

 

[Lila64]

What about the b-sides? Everlasting Cock? Luminous Times (Hold On To Cock), Hallelujah Here Cock Comes, Endless Cock, and Trash Trampoline and the Party Cock




I tried

 

[phillyfan26]

Tennis (Whatever Happened to Shuttlecock?) is still my favorite B-side.

 

[u2popmofo]

I prefer "Le Coq Sportif".

Cocktimus Prime?

 

[LMP]

 

[u2popmofo]

Porkins is a harsh judge.

 

[impy13]

Holy fucking shit.


It's officially the best thread ever now.

 

[bono_212]

Holy fucking shit.


It's officially the best thread ever now.

I really don't think it's possible for anything to ever be better than that. I just. don't.

 

[Lila64]

 

[GibsonGirl]

I love you guys.

 

[U2DMfan]

Akbar!

Of badminton and the human arm
There is no limit

courtesy of Laz and Boner

 

[lazarus]

I really don't think it's possible for anything to ever be better than that. I just. don't.

Well, don't discount one of Boner's most poetic moments to date, in his harrowing account of a coke addict with badminton used as a metaphor (once again).

Shuttling to Stand Still

And so she moved up
Moved up from where she was, left side
Said we got to do something about this cock coming
Step on a base line
Get to the cock in time
Maybe charge from the backcourt to the net
Serving all la la la de day
All la la la de day

Sweet the shuttle
But bitter the cock in my mouth
I see seven points
But I only see we're one down
You got to swing without missing
Drop without netting
Return without losing your poise, you know
I took the racquet, from the racquet case
Then I smashed it out of here
Serving all la la la de day
Serving all la la la de day

She runs 'cross the court
With cock painted red
Under black belly of refs to be blamed
In the locker room she brings me
White towel and ben-gay stolen from the sea
She is charging
She is charging and the cock hits her right in the eyes
She will suffer the racquet chill
She is shuttling to stand still.

(jew's harp solo)

 

[GirlsAloudFan]

That picture just broke the strings on my badminton racquet. Who knew Ackbar could jump like that? Shit.

 

[UberBeaver]

:rightclick-setasdesktoppicture: In the 2 years since my daughter was born I think this is the first non-daughter desktop I've had.

 

[lazarus]

"IT'S A COCK!!"

Come on, it took someone that long?

 

[u2popmofo]

Who knew Ackbar could jump like that?

EL
A
VA
TION!


or something

 

[corianderstem]

"IT'S A COCK!!"

Come on, it took someone that long?

<---dying of laughter

 

[U2DMfan]

I was going to say

It's a bass trap!!!!

 

[phillyfan26]

Cock, like the track on The Unforgettable Cock.

 

[LMP]

Porkins' death yell is fucking fantastic, too.

"IT'S A COCK!!"

Come on, it took someone that long?

ED-DEGA-DO!!! (or whatever the fuck Nien Numb says to Lando)

 

[U2DMfan]

Does anyone have an artsy take on Shuttlecock's Giant Floating Equal Sign, yet?

 

[u2popmofo]

Does anyone have an artsy take on Shuttlecock's Giant Floating Equal Sign, yet?

Yeah, it's stupid.

I hope my take isn't too arty for you guyz.

 

[corianderstem]

The Edge Shuttlecocker #2 is on fire!

 

[bono_212]

The Edge Shuttlecocker #2 is on fire!

 

[Lila64]

all the new avatars! Warms the cockles of my heart

 

[corianderstem]

It was time for a new avatar. In the past week, I had two other posters ask if my picture of Tina Fey was me.

Yes, because I like to use glamour shots of myself as my user picture.

 

[corianderstem]

all the new avatars! Warms the shuttlecockles of my heart

Fixed that for you, dear.

 

[phanan]

Fuck, that is priceless.