Shagnasty Island Superthread

[Slopsy]

Cin wants you to be a surrogate mother for her.

I'm sorry Cin, this idea really doesn't appeal.

 

[the tourist]

Cheesecake is pure sex. I want to make one soon, actually!

That will be a little slice of heaven you're making.

 

[Slopsy]

That will be a little slice of heaven you're making.

Mmm. May do it this week sometime. I'll post proof.
However, I will resist the temptation to add bacon to it.

 

[the tourist]

Oh you know this is just an invitation for me to trawl through every Andrew in the world til I find you. Doesn't matter if you don't add me, the satisfaction will be enough.
Gotta finish stalking others first though.

You're a real riot, you know?

 

[Axver]

Bacon cheesecake?

Now that'd be a food experiment and a half.

 

[the tourist]

Mmm. May do it this week sometime. I'll post proof.
However, I will resist the temptation to add bacon to it.

Just make the filling as a dip and make the bacon into scoops.

 

[the tourist]

Idioteque is such a good song....

 

[the tourist]

So I just took the trash out. Gotta love being all domestic.

 

[the tourist]

Something I never did until last year, actually.

 

[Slopsy]

Bacon cheesecake?

Now that'd be a food experiment and a half.

If it didn't take much effort to make a cheesecake, I'd totally try it.

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

I kinda wanna forego birthday cake next year and just get Mrs. Tourist a Cheesecake Factory cheesecake instead....

ooh, that'd be awesome!

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

Bacon cheesecake?

Now that'd be a food experiment and a half.

you know, that actually sounds good. if you made it like a savoury cheesecake rather than a sweet one, it could work.

 

[Cin]

How do you do this?!

Well, Clints ex has been fairly quiet about the whole him and me supposedly doin it thing. Her friends are a different story. They went off on a couple of huge rants about all sorts of stuff, mainly just trash talk. Things like I'm an old disgusting peodophile, he's a cheating arse, nice things. But. . .they also wrote about how funny it was when they pissed on my car, that they were planning to do other filthy things, would beat me senseless if they saw me, would come round and kill me, it just goes on. Nice girls. I know that most of it was just talk but it's all there in black and white baby. She started whining about not getting her bond back, sending her Dad to get heavy. Just showed him all this crap and he backed right down. She told the boss at work, I was happy to keep it quiet, she got ripped a new one. Told her to keep a leash on her friends or the police will be called, now she's terrified of me!

 

[Axver]

Idioteque is such a good song....

Even I second this.

 

[Cin]

Cin wants you to be a surrogate mother for her.

Will you carry a litter of kittens for me Charlotte?

 

[the tourist]

ooh, that'd be awesome!

In all reality, it will probably be between that or a Dairy Queen/Cold Stone ice cream cake.

 

[the tourist]

Even I second this.

:heartattack:

 

[Axver]

you know, that actually sounds good. if you made it like a savoury cheesecake rather than a sweet one, it could work.

Ooh yeah. Somebody's got to try making this.

 

[the tourist]

Remember back in the day when it was possible to be 45d?

 

[Cin]

Still haven't eaten but am hella hungry for bacon cheesecake.

 

[Slopsy]

Well, Clints ex has been fairly quiet about the whole him and me supposedly doin it thing. Her friends are a different story. They went off on a couple of huge rants about all sorts of stuff, mainly just trash talk. Things like I'm an old disgusting peodophile, he's a cheating arse, nice things. But. . .they also wrote about how funny it was when they pissed on my car, that they were planning to do other filthy things, would beat me senseless if they saw me, would come round and kill me, it just goes on. Nice girls. I know that most of it was just talk but it's all there in black and white baby. She started whining about not getting her bond back, sending her Dad to get heavy. Just showed him all this crap and he backed right down. She told the boss at work, I was happy to keep it quiet, she got ripped a new one. Told her to keep a leash on her friends or the police will be called, now she's terrified of me!

Holy shit, what mental whorebitch!
Damn right she should be terrified of you.

 

[Slopsy]

Ok, I'll put Bacon Cheesecake on my food experiments list!

 

[Slopsy]

Will you carry a litter of kittens for me Charlotte?

Oh, kittens, that's a different story!

 

[Cin]

Holy shit, what mental whorebitch!
Damn right she should be terrified of you.

I don't want anyone to be scared of me! Except mah man.

 

[Axver]

Remember back in the day when it was possible to be 45d?

I don't miss that!

 

[the tourist]

Ooh yeah. Somebody's got to try making this.

And then send a piece to everyone!

 

[coolian2]

Ooh yeah. Somebody's got to try making this.

i'm trying to get her to volunteer.

 

[the tourist]

Still haven't eaten but am hella hungry for bacon cheesecake.

Start cooking, woman!

 

[the tourist]

I don't miss that!

Me neither. I think I'd go crazy. Really, that was the only reason I upgraded to premium.

 

[Cin]

Start cooking, woman!

did you not get that I have no food in the cupboard that is halfway decent!