Sexy Peak, Idaho Superthread

[Varitek]

- Pop Survivor Round One
- Australia Discotheque style
- EBTTRT
- IAMJ
- TCATT
- POTDB
- EYKIW/Liechtenstein
- AIWIU2
- Australia
- Djibouti
- Te Urewera National Park
- Inaccessible Island
- Lodgepole, Nebraska
- Bangaluru, which was Bangin'
- Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotameteaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenakitanatahu
- Territorial Collectivity of Saint Pierre and Miquelon
- Ouagadougou
- Dominican Republic
- Longyearbyen, Spitsbergen
- Fernando de Noronha
- Kyzyl, aka Fuck Vowels
- Torquay, aka Fawlty Towers
- Bill, Wyoming
- Fenway Park
- Pridnestrovian Moldavian Republic
- Vrbno pod Pradědem
- Unalaska

And now we come to Sexy Peak, aptly located in the U.S. state of Idaho. Elevation 10400 feet.

Here is a sexy peek at Sexy Peak:

 

[Dalton]

14 year old Dalton used to dream of "Sexy Peak" all the time.

 

[Varitek]

I don't know if I agree with that. A LOT of women are attracted to power.

eh. governor of new york? i dunno, president is one thing, extremely wealthy is one thing (but then, that means even if you aren't a prostitute officially, you're a gold digger putting out so you can spend his money and get expensive gifts). but governor eh. especially ugly governor.

 

[coolian2]

You da ho1!!1111

 

[Dalton]

eh. governor of new york? i dunno, president is one thing, extremely wealthy is one thing (but then, that means even if you aren't a prostitute officially, you're a gold digger putting out so you can spend his money and get expensive gifts). but governor eh. especially ugly governor.

You'd be AMAZED at how women used to throw themselves at me after I spoke.

Power = natural aphrodisiac.

 

[Varitek]

Axver 242
the tourist 194
major_panic 152
coolian2 112
Varitek 87
bono_man2002 47
Alisaura 42
mysterious_jen 32
Dalton 28
The Sad Punk 23
liamcool 21
gluey 17
phillyfan26 8
unico 2

smaller crowd in that one. tourist with the epic, epic comeback.

 

[coolian2]

brb, showa

 

[Varitek]

You'd be AMAZED at how women used to throw themselves at me after I spoke.

Power = natural aphrodisiac.

true, i just don't think that girl woulda gone for him. young hot girls interested in their craptastic singing careers? record exec power would be hot.

after you spoke? what? how are you powerful?

 

[Varitek]

man i still really wanna eat something, i just don't know what. chocolate didn't work.

 

[Varitek]

i would do sauerkraut and sausage but i'd have to buy a lot of food and it'd be too much to eat. mmm fuck i want a good german beerhaus, some great sausage, beer, fried potatos or kartofelsalat, damn it!!!!

 

[Dalton]

true, i just don't think that girl woulda gone for him. young hot girls interested in their craptastic singing careers? record exec power would be hot.

after you spoke? what? how are you powerful?

I don't know. I think it could happen.

I speak about cleaning French Fry machines. McDalton's is a transnational company.

 

[Dalton]

man i still really wanna eat something, i just don't know what. chocolate didn't work.

Vegan burgers and vodka? I'm gonna be drunk by 9. Who can drink on an empty stomach?

I think I am going to try to find a mockturtle neck to wear. That's appropriate attire for a vegan party right?

 

[the tourist]

Hey, I'm back from class, but about to do a plethora of exercise. I will be back shortly.

 

[Dalton]

Hey, I'm back from class, but about to do a plethora of exercise. I will be back shortly.

Throw some Tai Chi on that bitch

 

[Varitek]

also i am probably gonna get too lazy to go to the gym. but i'll go on sunday, i swear!

 

[the tourist]

It was just a short stint of ab-work.

 

[Dalton]

Alright you cheeky monkeys. I'm going to make nice with people I don't like.

 

[the tourist]

75 crunches, 25 leg-lifts, 25 fire hydrants with each leg, and 25 side crunches on each side.

 

[the tourist]

I'm doing this routine 4 times daily at the moment.

 

[Dalton]

75 crunches, 25 leg-lifts, 25 fire hydrants with each leg, and 25 side crunches on each side.

Billy Blanks just called and said you PHAIL.

 

[the tourist]

I can definitely feel it.

 

[Varitek]

Vegan burgers

phail. phail. phail.

why the hell would you go to a vegan party? tho a mock turtle is fine then, or a sweater with patches on the elbows.

 

[the tourist]

Billy Blanks just called and said you PHAIL.

I'll wait til I lose a bit of weight before I really go hardcore.

 

[Varitek]

75 crunches, 25 leg-lifts, 25 fire hydrants with each leg, and 25 side crunches on each side.

what is a fire hydrant? like immitating a pissing dog?

 

[Dalton]

phail. phail. phail.

why the hell would you go to a vegan party? tho a mock turtle is fine then, or a sweater with patches on the elbows.

Wife -> Best Friend -> New Boyfriend/Douchebag

 

[Varitek]

ugh ugh ugh.

 

[the tourist]

what is a fire hydrant? like immitating a pissing dog?

Yes, kinda.

 

[the tourist]

Currently importing: Oasis "Standing on the Shoulder of Giants"

 

[Dalton]

ugh ugh ugh.

He writes poetry.

 

[the tourist]

He writes poetry.

It's Screwtape?