send me a goshdarn email, kids!

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

or add me to your msn messenger list.

you: how do i email or add you to my list, bear?

me: its goshdarn easy, friends!

beatricemilk@hotmail.com

come on kids. rats and children follow me to town, and so should you.

come on kids!

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

a correction of sorts. dont expect me to allow you be on my list, but you can at least try, just for fun ofcourse.

and no, im not joking. i quite likely wont be replying to any of your emails either, but i want you to email me.

 

[Bonochick]

Everybody should be warned...go into this with low expectations to avoid disappointment.

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

indeed. the magic, mystique and marvel that surrounds me here isnt as obvious in a one on one setting. but ask calluna, i have been known to spin a lie for entertainment.

 

[ABEL]

I added you

 

[mmmBono]

well we certainly are goshdarn desperate tonight.
Check your email
It's goshdarn time to having a fookin beer already
music and beer time

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

 

[ABEL]

well we certainly are goshdarn desperate tonight.

beatricemilk@hotmail.com (offline)



*begins to wonder if this wasn't a fake*

 

[melon]

I'm shocked...it isn't a fake.

Melon

 

[Bad Ronnie]

I got you on my list daddyo... expect a visit soon.

 

[pub crawler]

lol... all this time I also thought that address was a joke.

 

[Calluna]

ask calluna, i have been known to spin a lie for entertainment.

this is true.

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

it says you that you are not using messenger. and i am too lazy to send you an email. so sorry.

 

[Calluna]

Oh yeah and he has the greatest, everchanging msn names.

 

[*BOOMCHAA!*]

Been there, done that.

 

[ABEL]

it says you that you are not using messenger. and i am too lazy to send you an email. so sorry.

same here

 

[Lilly]

Oh yeah and he has the greatest, everchanging msn names.

i wouldn't say greatest.

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

i would.

 

[Kieran McConville]

What happened to your long-awaited fascist newsletter, Bear? I'm an avid (and increasingly impatient) subscriber. Get the goshdarn thing written already!

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

didnt i promise that like, 2 years ago?

alright, tommorows a slow day at work. ill come up with something then.

and let me tell you something about this goshdarn newsletter...it will be extremely right wing...and it will hurt peoples feelings...extremely.

think extreme when you read my newsletter "the extreme"

 

[Kieran McConville]

Wow! I'm really looking forward to the Extreme! I'm into extreme things too. Like, extreme theme parks for example.

Embrace the Terror!!

 

[Kiki]

a correction of sorts. dont expect me to allow you be on my list, but you can at least try, just for fun ofcourse.

and no, im not joking. i quite likely wont be replying to any of your emails either, but i want you to email me.

well damn....so much for me adding you to my msn list.

I guess I wont bother to email you either.

--Kristen/Kiki

 

[Lilly]

i think it'll be easier to market if you're clever and just call it Xtreme.




the kiddies will lap it up.

 

[cell]

i enjoy chatting with bear. he's nice. he doesn't block me, i dont think.

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

ive never blocked you icelle.

lilly, i like your idea. so much so, that ive decided to use it.

email me kiki.

 

[ABEL]

deathbear, you have email

 

[cujo]

deathbear, you have a flaming bag of dog faeces on your porch.

It beckons you.

 

[zonelistener]

The last two posts sound like the same thing!

I say you post the content of every e-mail you recieve off of this thread. Mke it interesting.

It is sometimes interesting to read others fecal matter.

 

[mad1]

I emailed Bear once.

I then sat and waited.

But he took to long.

and in the end, nothing came.




but I dont care.

cause he sure talks a lot for a guy .

hes all 'thom yorn thom yorn' ' I love thom yorn'

and I just go

and put his music on.



while he goes

and then we part through phsyic reading

and dont stare at each other in bed.

But....I love him.

hes an adorable bear to cuffle.

 

[zonelistener]

Maddie, I need to you to e-mail me. Today.

!