Sandy Balls Holiday Centre Superthread

[Axver]

TPG. clf

My condolences.

Though at least it's not Tel$tra.

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

*crickets*

Would more boobs help?

 

[Axver]

Perhaps there are crickets because the cricket is on?

:engrossed:

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

Lol, the local news anchor mentioned cricket and then had to explain what it is since Americans are dumb and uncultured.


Also:

 

[Axver]

It lacks cake.

 

[Slopsy]

I'm taking my room apart and getting covered in dust and spiders and cobwebs. Do excuse my temporary absence.

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

I ran out of cake porn

 

[Slopsy]

OK IF I GET ONE MORE DEAD DADDY-LONG-LEGS IN MY HAIR I'M GOING TO KILL SOMEONE

clf

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

*screams* God I DO NOT NEED THAT IDEA IN MY HEAD CHAR

 

[Axver]

Well, at least it's already DEAD.

 

[Slopsy]

Some of them AREN'T DEAD

 

[Axver]

I'd be going nuts with the insect spray.

 

[Slopsy]

Woah

Next thing I know I'll be uncovering dinosaur fossils.

 

[Axver]

I have some cassettes in a drawer in my kitchen. It's like having relics from the ancient world!

 

[Slopsy]

First the floppy discs, then the cassettes...whatever will I uncover next? A gramophone? ...I sure hope so

 

[Axver]

Pantaloons.

Or breeches.

 

[Slopsy]

Rockin'. Hopefully a top hat.

 

[Axver]

A monocle too!

 

[coolian2]

fuck yeah! take that hot shot! 6-3, 7-6, 6-3!

awwwww right.

 

[Slopsy]

I can't wait until I get into my wardrobe!

 

[Axver]

Wow, I just saw an ad on TV for a brand of paint with the final tag line being "it would be un-Australian to paint with anything else".

 

[The Sad Punk]

Wow, I just saw an ad on TV for a brand of paint with the final tag line being "it would be un-Australian to paint with anything else".

It's four nights until Invasion Day, what do you expect?

 

[Axver]

It's four nights until Invasion Day, what do you expect?

Touche. They were even promoting some Invasion Day special.

 

[Axver]

Oh god, I just saw the ad again. Screw you, Haynes paint.

 

[Slopsy]

I am heading out for a while.

 

[Axver]

Have a good one, Charlotte!

Also, everybody, have some lulz: melbournemaniac: My homeless adventure: The research stage begins.

 

[The Sad Punk]

Have a good one, Charlotte!

Also, everybody, have some lulz: melbournemaniac: My homeless adventure: The research stage begins.

Jeez, why would anyone do that? He's gonna get smashed by Carlton players.

 

[Axver]

Jeez, why would anyone do that? He's gonna get smashed by Carlton players.

I'd be more worried about the Collingwood fans myself.

 

[bono_212]

Robin Williams/Bono has suggested that Conan O'Brien should move his show to Australia.

 

[coolian2]

so i said to myself, use exact change.