Rum Jungle, Northern Territory Superthread

[coolian2]

I swear to god, if you or Kim blow the result of tonight's rugby game, I'll come over there and kill you with carbon fibre splinters.

(I'm sure you'll just be rambling about league, though.)

I've got the Warriors from 7:30 your time.

I'm not even going to be watching the rugby.

 

[Serena Vox]

A tram has become sentient and learnt how to type now?

Stranger things have happened.

Now do ya love me?

 

[Axver]

You know the weather has been shithouse when you turn the TV on to a sport channel, and there's an event on in the sun, and your first thought is "Fuck, that looks weird!"

 

[coolian2]

hi there, unfortunate sons

Annannanananana

 

[*browneyedgirl*]

Damn. Over already.
It's almost 2 am, too. Bah. Sleep is for weaklings.

so true

 

[Axver]

Stranger things have happened.

Now do ya love me?

Only if you're a non-ugly high floor tram.

 

[Serena Vox]

hi there, unfortunate sons

Hey Anna!

 

[U2MaNaIcWeIdO]

Hi Angela

 

[Serena Vox]

Only if you're a non-ugly high floor tram.

 

[Reggo]

Can I have the past 18 minutes of my life back? Jesus Harold Christ on rubber crutches...

 

[*browneyedgirl*]

And that's the last of my drinks!
*types too well when drunk*

i'm still drinking beer

 

[Serena Vox]

Can I have the past 18 minutes of my life back? Jesus Harold Christ on rubber crutches...

Do I even want to ask?

 

[Axver]

Compare. Thumbnails rather than full pics to save your dialup from a brutal demise.

Beautiful high floor tram:

Ugly high floor tram:

And all low floor trams are varying degrees of ugly:

 

[Reggo]

Do I even want to ask?

Idiots. So glad I have 3 days off.

So, I'm piking. Work's over. And I made it through without stabbing myself in the eyeballs again, so that's something.

 

[Serena Vox]

I need to go get Schnapps over the weekend.
This weak stuff doesn't cut it.

 

[Axver]

Can I have the past 18 minutes of my life back? Jesus Harold Christ on rubber crutches...

Just watch Larry play a drum solo?

Oh, wait, that's a physical impossibility. He doesn't have the skill to do even a minute long solo.

 

[Serena Vox]

Compare. Thumbnails rather than full pics to save your dialup from a brutal demise.

Beautiful high floor tram:

This one. I like this one best.

 

[coolian2]

Ooh, apparently another storm is hitting us.

I thought it was just the same storm that hit on Wednesday.

 

[*browneyedgirl*]

I need to go get Schnapps over the weekend.
This weak stuff doesn't cut it.

 

[Serena Vox]

Idiots. So glad I have 3 days off.

So, I'm piking. Work's over. And I made it through without stabbing myself in the eyeballs again, so that's something.

This is good.
Would be a tragedy if you stabbed yourself.

 

[Axver]

This one. I am this one.

Fixed for your outrageous Internet claim.

 

[*browneyedgirl*]

Ooh, apparently another storm is hitting us.

I thought it was just the same storm that hit on Wednesday.

what?

 

[Axver]

Ooh, apparently another storm is hitting us.

I thought it was just the same storm that hit on Wednesday.

God doesn't like New Zealand and wants to wash it away.

 

[Serena Vox]

Fixed for your outrageous Internet claim.

You know you love me.

 

[*browneyedgirl*]

Just watch Larry play a drum solo?

Oh, wait, that's a physical impossibility. He doesn't have the skill to do even a minute long solo.

 

[Axver]

You know you love me.

Not according to W6 992 or my other girlfriend!

W7 1012

 

[coolian2]

God doesn't like New Zealand and wants to wash it away.

Perhaps (s)he thinks we just needed to give everything a good clean.

 

[coolian2]

what?

What?

 

[Axver]

Perhaps (s)he thinks we just needed to give everything a good clean.

Sounds more plausible, since if he/she/it were trying to wash the place away, they're doing a damn shit job of it!

 

[coolian2]

I enjoy my debating style, from another forum:

At the risk of being obtuse, all arguments in favour of the death penalty are retarded.